Just look at Ben Affleck. The guy looks like he has a newborn with that face. Tired, worn out. Two other kids at home wanting attention. How can a guy handle it? Booze. Oh, and in the case of Ben Affleck, throw in some chain smoking, because there is nothing a newborn likes better than breathing in the fumes of cigarette daddy. I thought my father's name was Winston the first five years of my life because he was always carrying around a pack of them.
Isn't that the most horrid photo, ever? He looks DONE and DONE.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure he's smoking outside
ReplyDeletethree kids and she's so hands on...do they even have a nanny ?
ReplyDeleteI guess they have some help...but a new baby is rough.
I couldn't help myself. He just looks so freakin' morose!
ReplyDeleteNewborn my ass. Cuddle Bunny's WASTED.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell has he done to his appearance (besides the crappy photo today)? His face looks different and his hair looks crazy fake.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I felt and probably looked (complete with crazy ass hair and beard) like that for the first 3 months after my third was born. Of course my husband had an accident at work and couldn't help, but still.
ReplyDeleteBigMama...Ah on the beard...so funny
ReplyDelete1. It looks like he is smoking outside.
ReplyDelete2. A newborn in the house is exhausting. And with 2 other kids?
I don't think it's fair to pick on this picture.
I'm a grandma babysitting for one 2 yr. old and that could have been me this morning.
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay - Lololololololololololol. Can't. Stop.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit.
He can haz all teh cheezeburger and potato for fambly that he wants!! (Did I do that right??)
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a bottle of San Pellegrino to me. He does look pretty haggard, though...*L*
ReplyDeletehe looks exhausted!
ReplyDeleteProbably thinking I am "F" LOL. No way out of this marriage for a while LOLOL.
ReplyDeleteDude. This shot crosses the line for me. They have two kids under 10 and a newborn. Give the guy a break!! Jennifer probably wishes she could have that beer and ciggie!
ReplyDelete@MISCH - took a whole bottle of Nair to get rid of the freaking thing, but my skin looks sooooooo smooth now.
ReplyDeleteYeah...right. Like Ben doesn't have a nanny taking care of his kid so he and Jen can get a good night of beauty sleep. If he's tired...it's because he was out late at a strip joint or sleeping with other women.
ReplyDeleteActually that looks like a bottle of Citrate Of Mag.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's just constipated.
Where did Ben get all that hair?
ReplyDeletelol ardleigh, it does, doesn't it
ReplyDeleteBut wouldn't that imply that our mascot is full of shite?
It is Pellegrino....my favorite water in the world!
ReplyDeleteIck! Nast!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice that you guys actually think a man is pulling baby duty all night. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteNo seriously, I know there's ones that do. I am just willing to bet that Afflecky-Poo isn't one of them.
Hahahahaha! That pic is hilarious. I'm only laughing because I'm in the middle of newborn hell myself, though, and if I weren't laughing, I'd be crying.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like he's contemplating jumping, but to tired to do it.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of newborns, anyone heard from RocketQueen?
He looks like he just had a lobotomy.
ReplyDeleteHe's exhausted because of the kids my ass. He doesn't take care of them. They have help.
Probably looking at something below his hotel room balcony, enjoying a cig and water right after he let the hooker go.
Mb hair and beard for a movie role? I'm pretty sure Jennifer has the SJP syndrome, where those of us on the outside see useless slug, but they think rises and sets on their spouse. To each his own.
ReplyDeleteI believe that that is either a wig or a plug job, from what I've read. apparently he started to go bald a while ago.
ReplyDeletehe does look exhausted though. poor guy.
So tired of the cigarette comments...he's NOT blowing smoke in the kids face and the man is drinking water!!! And even if it was a beer who cares??? I understand he's "in recovery" but its not like he owes anything to society for drunken partying ways. I don't remember him being arrested, or in brawls, or anything like that. Leave the guy alone.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's probably just a bad picture. I've got pictures of all of my kids where they look stoned out of their minds and it's just a matter of taking a pic when their eyes are half blinking.
Um....I looked like I had black eyes with my newborns. You look like hell on a zombie stick because it's overwhelming and you don't sleep. Like, ever. I'll give Ben a pass and raise my margarita in salute.
ReplyDeleteKudos to him and Jen for being hands on with their children. And so what if they have help. Most people do, not paid help, but friends and family to help out. One couple I know pays another of our friends to do their ironing and has her look after their children when they need her to as they both work. One set of the children's grand parents are also very hands on and help with cleaning the house and minding the children. No different.
ReplyDeletein X17online,you can see all the pics (Enty chose the worst):you see he's smoking outside ,he drinks a San Pellegrino and he looks good
ReplyDeletestill. even just the stink of cigarettes on a smoker is disgusting (i just gave up - y'all smell) and that can't be good for any kid
ReplyDelete@Dixie, you DID do it right :)
ReplyDelete^Woot!
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