Ted C Blind Item
As we've established, the yummy ‘n' handsome star Nevis Devine likes both girls and boys (what fool who wants to keep all his options open doesn't?), mostly avoids little spats with costars and doesn't mind having some of his male BFFs double as daytime nookie partners, whenever Nevis is so inclined.
But basically, Nevis is as happy as he is horny in life! With one small exception…
Recently, Nevis has been giving some eyebrow-raising press interviews. It's not his usual jovial and aw-shucks stuff—which Nevis has always been most excellent at delivering.
Also, it's no secret Mr. D.'s been hitting the sauce a lot, as of late. Partying too much, as well.
And the latter reasons are why most folks seem to think Nevis has gotten more melancholy lately—publicly, at least.
But it ain't the reason.
The real culprit behind Nevis's more bummed-out moods these days has to do with a good friend becoming pregnant. It started getting Nevis much more sadface than he usually is.
Why? Well, not just because he loves kids and wants his own one day, but more specifically, because there was a private tragedy in his family a few years back involving a child—and few know about it. And Nevis doesn't like to think about this unfortunate chapter in his life—in fact he makes an absolute point not to. But his pal's good news has just brought it all crashing back down on him again, and N.D. just doesn't know what to do besides screw around and get high—and avoid it all.
Sorry you're feelin' down, Nevis. But cheer up, we're sure you'll have your own family one day soon!
AND IT AIN'T: Adrian Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Josh Brolin
Isn't Nevis supposed to be whatshisface from Twilight? Robert P.?
ReplyDeleteSorry Rob is so bummed. But I'm confused - did he get the friend pregnant? Did the child in his family die? Why would he associate good news with bad? Sometimes Ted gets too cute with his phrasing.
ReplyDeletekeanu reeves
ReplyDeleteI take this to mean Pattinson(?) maybe had knocked someone up in the past, but she lost or aborted the pregnancy...? That said, I don't believe much of what Ted C. writes.
ReplyDeleteExcellent guess, Lunarkitty. Keanu has suffered the loss of a child and the death of his ex-fiance. He has a right to be melancholy.
ReplyDeletePattenson, Sienna Miller for the pregnant girlfriend...and I can't remember her boyfriend..
ReplyDeletesounds like harry potter kid.
ReplyDelete@hedrot that is what I thought
ReplyDeleteTed notted that it was NOT Sienna and Sturridge as the friends yesterday. So maybe it's not Rob after all. Hmmm. I think he made this one up!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for rob. He is getting to the age where lots of his friends will be getting pregnant. He'd better deal with his issues, because it only gets harder from here.
ReplyDelete^ I meant he said it wasn't S and S that were Nevis' friends.
ReplyDeleteIt DOES sound like Daniel Radcliff. All those stories about his drinking, lately.
ReplyDelete^^And doesn't Ted make the syllables in the names the same? De-vine & Pat-tin-son wouldn't match up but De-vine & Rad-cliff would.
ReplyDeleteI think Ted makes up most of his blinds nowadays.
ReplyDeleteWhy are the don'ts guys with kids? isn't the point of the don'ts to rule out possible celebs?
ReplyDelete"most excellent" at delivering - definitely Keanu. His baby was stillborn several years ago and it's not mentioned often.
ReplyDeleteKeanu has already been notted at Nevis Devine.
ReplyDeleteIt's Pattinson. There was a rumour that Kristen Stewart got pregnant back in the day when they first got together and had an abortion. Supposedly she had the abortion because the Twilight people told her they would replace her if she had the baby. I'm thinking this is what Ted is referring to.
I have no idea if the story is true or not, but Nevis Devine is RP for sure. Everyone else in Hollywood has been notted.
ReplyDeleteDoes Tex know any heterosexuals? Or in his world have they all been wiped from the earth?
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ReplyDeleteRobert Pattinson has been the favorite for Nevis Divine, but this is starting to sound more like Daniel Radcliffe. He has given some awkward interviews that are full of overshares lately and it has been said that he's been drinking a lot... has Ted eliminated him as a suspect?
ReplyDelete^DanRad is sober.
ReplyDeleteI had to go look it up, but yeah, Daniel Radcliffe eliminated before.
ReplyDeleteWheeeee. R-Pattz has a biological clock, and it's tick-tocking. *Yawn.*
ReplyDeleteI'm more interested in the gorgeously-named Chuck Finger-Dingle. He's notted Rooney Mara! Who the hell is it, then?!
Notted. Surely the worst new word in the gossip vernacular.
ReplyDeleteFassbender? I'm just pulling names out here, but he has been hitting the sauce pretty heavy lately.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Zelda. I do so *love* a snotty observation about syntax on a gossip blog.
ReplyDeleteI got that word from Ted, BTW. And there's really no point in taking his vernacular seriously at all.
Askars? For the 'melancholy' comment and his family situation (daddy Skars has knocked up wife who is much younger than him), maybe pointing towards the baby-situation a while back? Don't know who the pregnant friend would be (Anna Paquin??)but Askars seems to party it up a lot since he broke up with whatsherfaceBosworth
ReplyDeleteorrrrrrr Bosworth was knocked up by Askars and miscarried or something? who knows.. Gonna check out more blind vices to check if 'Nevis Devine' sounds like Askars *conspiracy theory alerttttt*
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