Taylor Armstrong Heads Out On A Date

Taylor Armstrong took some time off from exploiting her dead husband for money and went out on a date with some guy who looks like he does not go out much. Well, actually he might, but I love the way he is trying to look young with the shirt untucked. I do that too, but that is because if I tuck my shirt in, the buttons will explode because of the force of pressure my stomach makes on them. I feel like my diet is going nowhere. Yes, I have lost a little more than 15 pounds but I spend so much time trying to always get back the weight I gain on the weekends that there is never any step down to more weight loss.

I am not sure what would ever convince me to ask Taylor Armstrong out on a date. I don't know if it is the fact that she seemingly has multiple personalities, a charming disposition and more botulism inside her than a 25 year old can of green beans with dents in it, I just do not find her to be someone I would ever want to spend a few hours a lone with and attempt to make conversation. This guy obviously has no such issues. Probably a huge drinker or he has a bad head cold, is hopped up on NyQuil and does not even remember anything about the evening.