How come Taran Noah Smith is never on the site for something positive? You know, some acting role? It is always a scandal about his girlfriend or wife or parents or about how everyone on the Home Improvement set used to shower together. I kid, I kid. As far as I know, no one showered together but everyone watched Pam Anderson. That part is true. I shouldn't have said that. Anyway, the kid who plays Mark Taylor on the reruns in your life was arrested earlier this morning in Burbank for DUI and drug possession. When you are getting hammered on a Tuesday night in the Valley you know you have a lot of free time on your hands. The drug was hash so there must have been a significant amount.
Let's to Ikea, smoke some hash oh yeah wait...
ReplyDeleteI never really got into Home Improvement. Tim Allen always annoyed me.
ReplyDeleteI remember when he was 17, he married a woman 16 years older than him. Not sure what he's been up to lately though.... none of the home improvement boys seem to be acting anymore.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'm ready to assume he has a drug problem. He sounds like a pot-head to me. ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd considering the stories I've heard about his childhood, I think he's doing just fine.
I think he got married at 17 so it would automatically emancipate him from his parents. He claimed his parents were trying to steal his Home Improvement money and a house he said was paid for with it. Got his money then kicked the parents out of the house.
ReplyDeleteHe got divorced in 2007 and then claimed the ex-wife was trying to steal money from their organic business.
But in all cases he won so there must of been some truth to it. If nothing the guy is a good business man who enjoys the hashish.
I'm inclined to agree with you, PM - I've heard that after he left acting, he and his former wife started up an all-natural food company, so it wouldn't be a huge leap to think that he's into other natural things as well...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if wilson shared a doob with him through the fence ever.
ReplyDeleteSounds like most of his life is trying to be in the positive mode, he should have stayed home to smoke.
ReplyDeleteLol @ your face.
ReplyDeleteHe was a cute kid. Those eyes really suited him as a kid.
He must have been high, because he could easily hidden that shit in his brows.
ReplyDeleteLOL @your face....Love it
ReplyDelete@yourface - remember the episode where tim, jill and wilson had a stakeout in wilson's yard to catch which one of their kids was hiding a bag of pot?
ReplyDeleteBurbank of all places? That's one of the worst places to get busted.
ReplyDeleteI'm pissed off at this kid for one reason and one reason only; HE DIVORCED HIS WIFE AND THEN FOUGHT OVER THEIR COMPANY PLAYFOOD WHICH MADE THE MOST AWESOME RAW "CHEESE" EVER. INSTEAD OF CONTINUING TO SELL IT ONCE THEY DIVORCED, THEY KILLED THE PRODUCT COMPLETELY.
Sorry for screaming. It makes me so so so so mad to this day. I have tried replicating the recipe, but can't get it quite like they did.
@ T-Grape - I feel you pain. I am very serious about my chow. (BTW, T-Grape will be your stage name should you choose to be a rapper.)
ReplyDeleteI'm guilty of having watched the show a few times and I don't even remember this kid.
T-Grape is totally my rapper name...love it.
ReplyDeleteI just added a user photo because he's all I can think about when I see your username!
@CATHY!!!!! I FORGOT IT EXISTED UNTIL YOU JUST BROUGHT IT UP!!!! OMG YES!!!!
ReplyDelete@ T-Grape - LOL @ Mango photo. I'm named after the fruit, not the, er, FRUIT ;-)
ReplyDeleteAll the kids on "Home improvement" were SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Actually, every single person on that show was annoying, but especially the kids. And none of 'em has aged well.
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