Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Stephen Dorff And Lauren Conrad Are Together


I think I made one of Stephen Dorff's favorite tricks into a blind item once. For your first date with Stephen, if he really likes you and wants to have sex with you and make you think he is working for it he will send a car and driver to pick you up at your place. He then has the car and driver bring you back to his place where he has had someone prepare dinner for just the two of you. It is pretty ingenious if you think about it. With LA traffic he is not having to drive anywhere and the booze he serves at home is cheaper than buying it which makes up for the private chef cost and the woman is stuck at his house with no way to get home except Stephen because he sent the driver on their way.

Anyway, Life & Style says that Stephen and Lauren Conrad are together now. Well, at least they were for one or two nights. That is enough for a story in a tabloid.


19 comments:

  1. Why is anything in Lauren Conrad's life news? I don't understand why her celebrity clock keeps ticking.

    This guy is allegedly a first class asswipe. Figures he would pull a first date move like that.

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  2. Anonymous10:40 AM

    Good Lord, you make it sound like he's a date rapist.

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  3. I would think any self-respecting actor would refuse to date a reality star on principle.

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  4. Didn't he date Pam Anderson? I'd say that fake celeb or not, Lauren Conrad is a serious step up.

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  5. I worked with him when he was a kid and he was a bit of an ass then.

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  6. A lady could call a cab to get home. In Hollywood it's probably just easier to stay with the *playah*

    Having a ritual *trick* for your first date is kinda low, but I have to admit he does have to put some effort into it, the driver, chef etc.
    It's more expensive than sending them home with a basket of your autographed stuff.

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  7. David Spade was on the Howard Stern show and basically confirmed this is the go to move LA/celebrity guys use.

    The excuse that is more "private" at there house so they can "talk". But the real reason is they don't want to be seen with you,it is cheaper then going out and it's is an easy way to get sex and kick the girls out after.

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  8. TimeBob, this confirms for me that Tom must have followed a variation of it with Katie, too, in the early part of their "courtship"...

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  9. How Stephen Dorff & Pauly Shore keep getting women is amazing. I'd put Scott Baio on that list, but he's married now.

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  10. If that's standard, then Jeremy Piven must have a chef and driver on permanent retainer.

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  11. Whatever. I wouldn't want to leave Stephen Dorff's house anyway...

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  12. Who is Stephen Dorff?

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  13. Who is Stephen Dorff?

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  14. i thought she was shacked up with Kyle Howard?

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  15. @jax they broke up awhile ago.

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  16. I loved, The Power of One when I first watched it, so that hallpassed his Pam A. Shansnigans.
    These girl's should be brighter than to first date in a random's house ESP. When you are beholden to him for transport....

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  17. Amen Allthesun. My first date would always be somewhere public. And, by the way, if I wanted to leave I would tell them, "You got me here, you get me home." End of story. And maybe Stephen isn't so bad. Does seem like he makes an effort to be generous for his date regardless if you're dining in or out. I personally would find that very sweet (all the while be cognizant of any ulterior motives). Stephen did turn out to be cute but maybe he's still the little 13 yr old shit he was when I knew him although I cannot say since I don't know him now.

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  18. Puh-lease. Most dudes have first date maneuvers designed to make the woman feel as though he's more invested than he actually is, Stephen Dorff's just put more money and effort into his. Hey, at least he's seeing to the transportation needs of his ladies, the real d-bag move would be for him to make them cab or bus it home after. And as I assume his dates are all consenting adults, I'm fairly certain they know what the deal is. If I'm being picked up and dropped off by a private chauffeur, and I see a private chef and candles and wine, I'm assuming sexy times are gonna happen.
    Anyhow, it's not like this is Harvey Weinstein. Stephen Dorff is HAWT. I've got a close girlfriend who would probably be more likely to date-rape him and then refuse to leave.

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  19. Hi Sherry,

    What movie was it u met him on? To me he doesn't come across as an ass as u put it to me he's sweet. Mind if I ask what he did? Personally, I find him appealing and at least he paid so he's a gentleman in that way so you can't say he doesn't have respect for women if he pays for them you know.


    Cheers :)

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