Snooki Is Pregnant - Just Wanted To Get Paid To Say It
I think it was about six weeks ago that Snooki denied being pregnant. She denied it repeatedly. It turns out she is lying and just wanted to get paid to be pregnant. Well, not to be pregnant, but exclusive rights to her pregnancy story. So, US Weekly coughed up the dough which is why they also got some "exclusive" video of Snooki and Jwoww this week. You know how Aubrey O'Day spray paints all her dogs? I fear for what this child will end up looking like at the hands of Snooki.
And here I thought the first post of the day would be regarding little Ben Affleck Jr, our sites mascot!
ReplyDeleteThat boyfriend of hers is astonishingly goodlooking, in a Fred Flintstone kind of way.
ReplyDeleteWorst. Potential. Parent. Ever.
ReplyDeleteThe Aflecks had the baby??
ReplyDeleteActually, she has shown herself to be quite business savvy and appears to have grown up over the past few years. She was probably holding out the story because she knows this is likely the end of it for her reality career. Whose to say most of us would have done much better if we were that young given that much money. I dont think she will be the WORST parent ever. Congrats to her.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to vomit.
ReplyDeleteIf she bends over we'll be able to see the sex of the baby.
ReplyDeleteGod help that poor hellspawn.
!!!Vicki!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't believe that she's doing this. I'm scared for the baby. Has she stopped drinking? Aren't they filming her new show right now? I thought her show was all drunken antics. Will it be drunken baby clothes shopping now?
Her and JWow were on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live a week or so ago, and he asked what they were drinking and they both said soda or whatever, said they weren't drinking, and Snooki recently dropped a ton of weight and said she had given up drinking.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched Jersey Shore, only know them from online places like this and what I've seen on places like Watch What Happens Live, but I think it might help her settle down.
Jb is right. However, her as a mother???? I think she is 1000 % unprepared to parent. I dont get these young girls making the huge, monumental decision to reproduce so casually, I really dont. And is this the guy she's gonna marry? If I were her parents, I would not be happy.
ReplyDeleteI like Snooki, but she's a long way off from being ready to be a parent. Has anyone mentioned to her that she should lay off the cigarettes & alcohol?
ReplyDeleteToo bad DFACS can't take custody of her womb.
ReplyDeleteWill be the shortest kid ever!
ReplyDeleteThey just started filming in Jersey City. SHe wasn't drinking alcohol apparently. This is going to be the most boring show if Snookie's preggers. JWow is going to have to carry it, though she's boring too cause she's in love with Roger.
ReplyDeleteIs Snookie sure GIanni is the father. He might want to get a paternity test.
I was going to say what Princess said, her not drinking on WWHL sealed the deal for me.
ReplyDeletePoor fetus. Good lord, some people should be sterile, and Snooki is one of them.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so Snooki is what, 4'10" Maybe 5'2" in those heels? So her bf looks to be maybe 5'4"? Yeah, that will be one wee person she's birthin'.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations?
ReplyDeleteNow, this could make for good tv if it turns out Mike Sorrentino is really the father.
The baby would come out greasier than Crisco.
I hate myself for even caring about this. I hope this broad grows the fuck up. Having a baby is no joke. And, listen honey, you may want to cover up your snatch, quit peeing in public and getting into stupid fights. You know, for the kid's sake.
ReplyDeleteAs she admitted on Watch What Happens, her bladder infection was due to "butt sex". Maybe she should have stuck to that output. Just saying...
ReplyDeleteThese comments are gold. A few of you made me burst out laughing.
ReplyDeleteI guess she's still with Jionni (how I hate they way they all say his name) so she probably doesn't hook up with Vinny. That's too bad.
How the hell can she parent? She doesn't speak clock language, can't not drink when she's on antibiotics (even her UTI was drunk), and hangs out with Deena. Who here would let Deena in the same room as their baby?
Snooki must be trying to squeeze a few more reality shows out of MTV like Bethanny Frankel did with Bravo before people stop caring about her.
ReplyDeleteJeebus! If she packs the weight on, she'll be easier to jump over than walk around!
ReplyDeleteIs that the babydaddy? Actually wearing more eyeliner than Snooki? Oh, this kid's gonna need a makeover right out of the delivery room.
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