Reese Witherspoon Can Be Very Funny
You just know that probably at home right now, Reese Witherspoon's daughter is probably telling Reese that she cannot go to school today because all of Ava's friends will hate her. Why? Someone asked Reese Witherspoon about the possibility of Justin Bieber remaking Fear and Reese asked, "Would he be playing me or Mark Wahlberg?" Oh yeah. She said it. She knows it is a horrible idea for him to be in that movie and that just because he sees himself as tough and threatening does not really change the fact that he sucked when he played a criminal on CSI and he comes across about as threatening as the Staypuff Marshmallow Man. The small one on the bag, not the one that walked through the streets of New York and had to be blasted. If you have no idea what I am talking about right now, I am sad for you.
