Randy Travis Drunk In A Church Parking Lot

You just know there is a country song just waiting to be written about Randy Travis being found drunk in a church parking lot. He probably told the police he just wanted to make sure he got a good seat for church next week. The problem is he was arrested on a Sunday night/Monday morning so his excuse should have been that he started hitting the communion wine around 9am and hit it a little more and the next thing you know it was gone so he went to get some more communion wine and while he was at a couple more just in case. Travis was found sitting in his truck with an open bottle of wine. When you think country stars you don't really think of them drinking from an open bottle of a lovely 2002 Syrah. Kind of ruins the image.

Randy apologized later but wants all of you to know his tour kicks off Friday and good seats available. Oh, and free wine for the first 100 through the door.