Jaime Pressly looks really scared of the slide while her son has no problems.
Shen then looks to her son for help who can't believe she is scared. Showing he is a true Hollywood child he then begins to think to himself.
"I'm going to call Radar and then US Weekly and put them in a bidding war for the rights to my story about how I saved you from that dangerous slide. Mom. Do you think I can get a reality show out of this?"
Kristen Stewart does the depressed look yet again.
Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan does the coke bloat look. Oh, pardon me. She says she is sober right? The prescription drug bloat look.
Mariah Carey sans makeup.
Nicole Richie looking shocked for Ocean Drive Magazine. Yeah, that is a big seller.
Olivia Wilde without her sidepiece.
Paula Abdul on her way into a restaurant called The Chew. She thought it was a place you ordered food, chewed it and then spit it out. Angelina Jolie still has not figured it out.
Shen then looks to her son for help who can't believe she is scared. Showing he is a true Hollywood child he then begins to think to himself.
"I'm going to call Radar and then US Weekly and put them in a bidding war for the rights to my story about how I saved you from that dangerous slide. Mom. Do you think I can get a reality show out of this?"
Kristen Stewart does the depressed look yet again.
Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan does the coke bloat look. Oh, pardon me. She says she is sober right? The prescription drug bloat look.
Mariah Carey sans makeup.
Nicole Richie looking shocked for Ocean Drive Magazine. Yeah, that is a big seller.
Olivia Wilde without her sidepiece.
Paula Abdul on her way into a restaurant called The Chew. She thought it was a place you ordered food, chewed it and then spit it out. Angelina Jolie still has not figured it out.
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ReplyDeleteMariah looks good and so normal! Thank God Mimi is not this boring in public- I don't think she would be as entertaining totally hinged. Also this would've sold way more Jenny Craig than that way too revealing skinimax/disco commercial.
ReplyDeleteLindsay looks like she needs an epi-pen, stat! Jebus.
ReplyDeleteKristen again looks dirty and disheveled. I'm beginning to think she has had her personality hijacked by aliens, because who else would want it?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Matt, this is how she really looks! Maybe she will continue to balloon and just float away.
Wow, LiLo is looking *horrible*, like a corpse that has just been dragged out of the water.
ReplyDeleteI may dislike Nichole Richie, but dangit, I want her shoes. Isn't Ocean Drive one of those luxury magazines for a rich city - is it the Miami Beach version? Palm Beach?
Nicole's Richie's shoes are the HOTNESS! I WANT!
ReplyDeleteI love Nicole's clothes and shoes. Almost everything she wears.
ReplyDeleteMimi looks awesome.
For Paula, that's a pretty nice dress.
ReplyDeleteHmmm was that comment about AngieJo a reveal? Wasn't there a blind a while back about someone who chewed then spit it out rather than actually EAT it?
ReplyDeleteLOVE Nicole's shoes!
ReplyDeleteFirst, second, and third glance, I thought the photo of LiLo was Courtney Love.
ReplyDeleteNotameangirl: I believe that there was but it was revealed that it is or was Kate beckinsale. I too love how Nicole R. Dresses.
ReplyDeleteMimi looks fantabulous. I wonder if she's the BV celeb that had the baby and had trouble losing the weight.
ReplyDeleteAllTheSun - Ahhhh Thanks!
ReplyDeleteNo one is wearing colour! I write that and I'm sitting here in my usual uniform of black and white. I love the black and white dresses but they need some red or hot pink.
ReplyDeleteLiLo looks like total crap.
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOVE Paula Abdul's dress. I want that dress NOW, I tell you!
I don't find the Paula joke too funny, considering that she has battled bulimia in the past. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteLiLo looks frightening. Mariah looks cute.
Maybe Jaime Pressley is afraid her boobs will pop.
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously, is that Lindsey Lohan? It looks like Shelley Winters.
What the hell happened to Lohan??? Can coke REALLY do that?
ReplyDeleteMariah looks like a young Etta James.
ReplyDeleteThis may be kind of mean, but Lindsay's face looks like she is taking the same medication as Stephen Cojocaru.
ReplyDeleteOh. I thought that WAS Stephen Cojocaru.
ReplyDeleteAll the ladies here look FAB save for Lilo...What the hell happened there? And Mariah had on zero make-up in "Precious". Besides that, she was really, really good in that role. I thought she did a very good job. Kudo's to her. Say what you may about Jaime Pressly (girlfriend is from my home state)but I think she has a rocking body and she was super duper in "Earl".
ReplyDeleteSending sistuh love to these ladies.
Mariah looks very nice, and actually a bit younger w/out the makeup IMO.
ReplyDeleteLiLo=WTF?!? Does coke REALLY do that to you, or is it something else? (In the unlikely event she really is sober, I know that plenty of people replace their drug/booze/tobacco addiction w/food, but she hasn't had enough time to gain so much weight that it would show in her face like that. Hell, I'm a lot fatter than she is and nearly twice her age, and I look a hell of a lot better than that! *sigh*
Have you ever gone down a plastic slide with bare legs? I don't blame Jaime for balking, though maybe she should've thought of that before they went to the playground.
ReplyDeleteyep linds is clean and sober like paris hilton is a member in mensa
ReplyDeleteyep linds is clean and sober like paris hilton is a member in mensa
ReplyDeleteI loved Jaime Pressly so much in My Name Is Earl that she gets a free pass from me forever.
ReplyDeleteI adore Paula Abdul's dress! And it does actually have a red stripe on each arm.
Wish Mariah would rock the natural look more, I really agree she looks younger than when she's in full on Mimi attire like this and cuter too! And yes she was very good in Precious.
ReplyDeleteLL- agreed with the epipen comments, it looks like she is having an allergic reaction. Or she is taking steroids (the medical kind). Either way that is a crazy look, how is she going to go on air live this weekend on SNL like that to "relaunch" her career??? If she looks like that it won't matter if she really does a good job or not bc no one will hire her based on her face alone.