I always feel like this site gets 100% more cool when Lenny Kravitz is in it. Here he is with Zoe.
Madonna takes questions at the SuperBowl about why she made such a truly awful movie.
Derek Jeter's on again girlfriend shows she is a fan of Trojan Triphoria as is
Katie Holmes. You know she is just using them solo.
Mark Wahlberg says he is willing to have at least two more children. I'm sure his wife is thrilled.
Speaking of kids, I don't even think Pink has a nanny. She is always with her child.
Pippa Middleton is seeing this guy again. I had no idea his family owns the Harry Potter castle. Must suck to have to live in a theme park though. Oh, the real castle. Got it.
Rihanna's hair to me says, I work the noon buffet at the local strip club.
Long time no see in the photos Star Jones.
Madonna takes questions at the SuperBowl about why she made such a truly awful movie.
Derek Jeter's on again girlfriend shows she is a fan of Trojan Triphoria as is
Katie Holmes. You know she is just using them solo.
Mark Wahlberg says he is willing to have at least two more children. I'm sure his wife is thrilled.
Speaking of kids, I don't even think Pink has a nanny. She is always with her child.
Pippa Middleton is seeing this guy again. I had no idea his family owns the Harry Potter castle. Must suck to have to live in a theme park though. Oh, the real castle. Got it.
Rihanna's hair to me says, I work the noon buffet at the local strip club.
Long time no see in the photos Star Jones.
Enty can we please have a Pippa ban?? I am so sick and tired of seeing her mug all over the internet. All she did was wear a dress that her sister picked out for her. This should not make her a "celebrity."
ReplyDeleteWhat is trojan triphobia and how are Minka and Katie showing preference towards it?
ReplyDeleteIsn't trojan triphobia that syndrome you get when you eat too much turkey at Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteI looked it up. Trojan Triphoria is the new vibrator from Trojan. The women in the ad who used it had their hair standing straight back from the arousal.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I appreciate this kind of humor, unless Enty starts doing the same for guys and their adult toys. Surely he has a cock ring joke in his arsenal.
First Impressions of the Pics in a categorical list:
ReplyDeleteStar Jones= Jen Hudson mouth. Ergo, Hudson DEF had the what I call medical anorexia surgery.
Rihanna= Denny's hooka
The real title of the Pippa (stupid fucking name btw) and that dude should be "Hahahaha, we're rich,privileged AND white ANd we own stock in a pretentious douchy sunglass corportation"
Pink is fucking fabulous
Katie looks like she has the second coming of Xenu in her womb. Are you saying her and Minka are prego?
ReplyDeleteIt's some type of vibratorish device made by Trojan and available at drugstores. In the commercials, the women's hair is blown back by the extreme pleasure they've felt. No I don't own one, just watch a lot of shows on FX where it seems they advertise a lot.
ReplyDeleteThose Trojan ads are some of the worst-acted on television. Makes me kick myself that I never went out to LA to do commercials, as was my childhood dream (I really loved commercials as a kid).
ReplyDeleteWhen i say I loved them, I mean in a Rain Man kind of way, btw. It was my destiny, and those Trojan ladies shit all over my dead dreams with their crap.
ReplyDeleteBad acting makes me uber-bitter, sorry.
Don't feel bad, libby. Whenever I read a bad book, I keep saying to myself that I'll get back to writing one day. We all have our dreams.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Madonna wrap shooting on that movie over a year ago? And it still hasn't been released?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I have a funny feeling we are going to be seeing Madonna and Victor Cruz sightings after the Super Bowl??
ReplyDeleteit's a joke. big deal.
ReplyDeleteMadonnas hands! Not even the fashion statement gloves can hide her old lady bony knuckles!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit I like her new single though. Ridiculously catchy.
madonna's underarm is painful to look at.
ReplyDeletehate to say it, but Star's looking a mite hefty again.
ReplyDeleteIs Rhianna wearing clothes?
ReplyDeleteI was going to say the same thing about Star and also her boobs from that angle look weird.
ReplyDeleteWhat's so bad about the Madonna movie? I haven't seen it yet but it looks pretty interesting. I think people just dump on any Madonna movie just because she is attached to it. Swept Away was pretty good IMHO, but because it had a lot to live up to, it was never going to be viewed objectively.
ReplyDeleteI agree about Pink. She just doesn't seem like the nanny type, though I am sure she probably has someone. She can afford the help.
Basil - Have you seen the original Swept Away? That's why Madonna was blasted for hers, the story had already been done by a famous Italian director with wonderful actos and it's a classic. Madonna just made hers for narcissistic reasons,. Plus the original was made a long time ago, and the story is considered quite anti-feminist now, so it's surprising that Madonna would choose to redo it.
ReplyDeleteGood for Pink being a hands on Mom.
ReplyDeleteRhianna can go away. I read another quote by her saying how she loves to be spanked etc. Maybe her old/new love didn't hear her say her safe word. They can both go away.
Did you see the video where Pink wishes Ellen a happy birthday? Now that was a real baby house with baby stuff everywhere and when that baby smiled at the camera I just melted.
ReplyDeleteI didn't get the trojan joke, even had to google Trojan Triphoria. Too bad its $40, little pricey.
ReplyDeleteOh wait, did I say that?
I have a total girl crush on Pink. I love that she parents her own baby, I love that she gained weight while she was pregnant. I LOVE her voice. She does KILLER covers of music from my era.
ReplyDeleteHeres the video of her saying happy birthday to Ellen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MGBnbxKQJnE
@aromatherapy Thanks for the link. What a cute baby!!!!! I just love it that Pink seems so unpretentious. That house in the tape seems like any old other house one would see in the neighbourhood. Celine Dion certainly doesn't live like that. Considering Pink's "pubic bad girl persona" she seems far more down to earth than the others who came out at the same time as her like Brit and Xtina. Makes me just love her more.
ReplyDelete@msgirl. No I haven't seen the original Swept Away, which is on my list, so I can't really compare the 2. All I know is that I did enjoy the Ritchie version. But then again, I like Caligula so my views are probably suspect. :-P
Enty you are so funny!! The pictures show Minka and Katie's hair being blown straight back just like the commercial. Which i now must make a point to watch.
ReplyDeleterihanna is a mess. doesnt she have anyone close to her to stop her from self-destructing? She looks like she's in her 30s and not well preserved. Funny she was making all those trips to Hawaii, the ice capitol of the US
ReplyDeleteCredit where it's due: Madonna looks damn good for her age. Look, there's plenty to complain about with Madonna, her horrible personality and outlandish narcissism, terrible acting, etc. but don't undermine legitimate complaints by whinging about her veins like that's something a person can do something about. She works out, she's got a LOT of definition. So what. Still looks good.
ReplyDeleteWhy assume Mark Wahlberg's wife wouldn't want more kids, too? What else does she have to do?
Lenny would be cool if he wasn't obviously trying so very very hard to be cool. His music's okay for background/riding in the car but it's just got no soul to it, like he's trying to be someone else.
Love the Pink video! I've always liked her...she just seems like a regular chick. And I love the fact that their house looks like a regular person's house, not a 20 bedroom mansion.
ReplyDeleteI love, love, love Pink! It's funny because when she first became popular I thought I couldn't stand her. She is one of my favorite celebs now though. Everything she's done and said has proved me wrong to not like her. She's awesome!
ReplyDeletePink is a goddess. I actually like Katie's boots or shoes or whatever they are. Madonna might look good for her age but a dog turd with icing on it is still a dog turd underneath.
ReplyDeleteStar Jones has issues.
Yes those Trojan ads are horrible! I appreciate a well crafted ad (Target comes to mind)but it looks like they hired someone who never made one before! And poor Madonna. She is a truly talented musician and performer so long as it revolves around music but she simply cannot get the movie gig down from acting to directing/production. It's her Waterloo.
ReplyDeletePink is one of us. With a great voice.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if you really want a decent vibrator, just hop on over to Good Vibrations/Toys in Babeland/any number of good websites and get yourself a Hitachi Magic Wand. They're definitely pricey (I think around $65-70), and you'll need an outlet for them, but it's sooooooooo worth it!
ReplyDeleteUm, not that I'd know personally...*wanders away whistling*
Madonna looks like a bad caricature of herself. At least she shaved her underarms. I have copies of the old Playboy and Penthouse magazines where she is in her natural hairy state. yuck.
ReplyDeleteBasil - sorry I just saw your comment, I LOVED Caligula too!!!!
ReplyDeleteEnty- if you can find out where zoey kravitz got that jacket, please will you email me?
ReplyDeleteYeesh. Madonna's knuckle looks arthritic. Maybe that's what she's hiding?
ReplyDeleteLove Pink!
Poppa doesn't offend me, so I don't necessarily think she should be banned. She's just boring.
"Why assume Mark Wahlberg's wife wouldn't want more kids, too? What else does she have to do?"
ReplyDeleteGood point. They probably have a housekeeper who does the cooking and cleaning, so she can't even spend her days in the oven like a normal good housewife would do.
I have a personal thing about not using sex toys that are sold at Target. And 40 bucks?? Why in gods name would you buy that when for 60 dollars you can get the joy that is the Hitachi Magic Wand??
ReplyDeleteCo-sign what @Jasmine said to a T!
ReplyDeleteRihanna is looking cheaper and trashier by the day. Too much c/note and success on it? Not sure :(
Pippa is so blah. No interest at all. It's the constant stream of her bland mug all over the place which annoys me. The royal wedding was last yr- GET OVER IT, MEDIA!
Pippa is the UK's answer to Nicky Hilton. Zzzzzz...
ReplyDeleteRihanna looks like her pimp just bailed her out after a night in the clink.
Oh, and Madonna scares the bejesus out of me. Gross.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmmmmmmmm, Lenny. He. Is. Still. So. Hot.
ReplyDeleteMadonna aging well? She looks like a plastic surgery experiment. She is obsessed with staying young. She doesn't just look like a caricature of herself; she is one. When she was dancing at that press conference, there was something so bizarre and pathetic about it. It makes me sad what she's become.
ReplyDeleteRihanna looks like she can be bought for a $20 or a vile of crack.
I think Vadge is pathetic! She is so fighting to stay 25 that it is scary and sad. What's wrong with getting older? I think she could have been a great example of embracing age, but instead has become a joke.
ReplyDeleteThe only movie I could tolerate Vadge in was Desperately Seeking Susan where she played herself.
I know that the Duchess of Windsor said that you can't be too thin or too rich.
ReplyDelete[Here's my link to Madge]
The French have a saying that after a certain age a woman has to choose between her face and her fanny. As you age, unless you gain a pound or five, your face will suffer; if you maintain your youthful weight, your fanny will stay the same size [and with exercise] in the same place, but your face [and the rest of your body] will turn into a prune. Gain a few pounds, and you can look like La DeNeuve or La Loren. Your choice!
Careful Enty -- Star Jones has an agenda. She's gotten a series of major media mentions since the first of the year, including a big print campaign for the heart assocation in street ads in NYC. IMO she's aiming to sub in for BabaWawa while the latter's on medical leave later this year -- and maybe won't come back. One sure sign is that Jones is quiet; every time she opens her mouth it's about something dumb.
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