Random Photos Part Three
"Making this movie was all about my craft as a filmmaker and there were little people who also helped, but really it was mainly me and my work as a thespian that allowed me bring the excellent script I wrote to life as an excellent movie. Can I give a shout out to Billy Bob?"
Everyone laughs when they show the photo of Charlie Sheen with no teeth.
Bar Refaeli plays tennis in her underwear. I really need to join her club.
Cory Monteith and Mark Salling on the set of Glee.
Hayden P and Scotty McKnight at a Vanity Fair party.
Amy Adams was there and looking amazing.
Teresa Palmer was also there.
As were Shailene Woodley and
Jessica Chastain.
Well hello there, Hayden and Scotty. Nice to see you two together.
ReplyDeleteUm Enty. Charlie got his teeth fixed. You know that.
ReplyDeleteIf I had Bar's body, I'd do everything in my underwear!
ReplyDeleteEeek, what is Jessica Chastain wearing? That is a million types of bad. Granted this is the only picture I've seen, maybe it looks better in other photos although I feel it doesn't.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't. Trust me
DeleteI thought Hayden was SJP. Not kidding AT ALL!
ReplyDeleteI see saggy boobs! Ladies, please! Don't stylists have those sticky pushup thingeys to make exposed boobs not sag???
ReplyDeleteOk, I never watch Glee, but what the heck is with the guy who has the mohawk? He has been sporting that damn thing for years now! Is it for the storyline because I don't get.
ReplyDeleteAnd Amy Adams looks a little bit different. What work did she have done?
Jessica's dress is just weird, it looks like a grandma dress but with ample room for saggy boobs to show.
ReplyDeleteI agree that some boob tape would be in order for many of these gals.
Angelina's hands are gross.
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ReplyDeleteI was going to say the exact same thing! Her thumb is freaking me out!
Angelina Jolie: She looks like she has a bobble head. All of that money and she doesn't eat. Such a shame. And may I add that she dresses like she's 80?
ReplyDeleteSo glad I didn't get the invite to the saggy booby convention.
ReplyDeleteYAY! Blind item reveal! Thanks Enty!
ReplyDeleteAnd, there's our answer! Thanks Enty!
ReplyDeleteIf you're a celebrity gal, and you're going out every other night to events without wearing a bra...don't your nipples chafe? What do you do, get all your tops lined so they won't chafe?
ReplyDeleteThere must be some secret sauce to making the eternally braless lifestyle practical.
Wtf is Hayden wearing?
ReplyDeleteSorry but even with Hayden, Stevie Wonder could tell that guy was gay, serious gay face.
ReplyDelete@Jessi, I don't know if she's had work done but she does look different as a brunette.
ReplyDeleteAngie's hand/thumb is freaking me out too. I was trying to get my hand to do that and it won't. Of course I weigh more than her, but still....
ReplyDeleteI'm SO sad that Amy Adams fell prey to the plastic surgery curse. She is way too talented to need to do that shit. BOO! HISS!
ReplyDeleteI saw another "Brad and Angie Are Getting Married" cover today, and I realized that the day they stop running those covers is the day they really will get married. They're holding that trick in their back pocket until it's really needed.
I love Jessica Chastain! She seems like such a sweetheart. Though I don't like her dress (and I never do) and I wish she would hire a stylist. She deserves it. :)
ReplyDeleteI KNEW Brangelina adopted another child...oh wait...sorry...my bad...that's just her thumb! WTF???
ReplyDeleteWhat's the reveal? I need to know! On my shit phone, can't research.
ReplyDeleteAngie's hand reminds me of a chicken foot......
ReplyDeleteAngelina Jolie grosses me out. She looks like a vulture with a diva-bitch attitude.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch Glee, either, but are those guys supposed to be high school students?? Because they look like they're verging on 40 years old!
Will someone PLEASE sit on the anointed one and feed her a freaking french fry? shesh
ReplyDeleteI give Hayden about 2 more years before the only place she gets recognized is Comic-con (which I have ALWAYS wanted to go to btw)
Holy mother of pearl! AJ couldhave played in "Only Cowgirls Get The Blues" without any makeup with that thumb. Not to mention it looks like the Crypt Keeper with no meat on it!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes Nunrbiz stylists do have something. They call them implants in H'wd. Let's all admit we would rather see the sags than the overly perky and unnaturally large.
Hayden must have borrowed her dress from Betty White.
ReplyDeleteHayden is beautiful, but it looks like she is wearing her mom's dress and on her it reaches the floor. Seriously, it looks like it should be a knee length dress.
ReplyDeleteOh my. Hayden's date is a football player? I thought her was her gay bff or her hair dresser. Why does he look so diminutive? She is small and he looks smaller than her.
ReplyDeleteThanks to all the comments, all I see when I look at Angie is her damn thumb. GROSSSSSSS!
ReplyDeletePART ONE:
ReplyDeleteHey guys and gals! I'm currently at a swanky soiree tonight and unable to reply, but I spent all afternoon typing this up (with my wife's help). I'm gonna share with you one of the worst-kept secrets from NYC to Hollywood. We'll call it: "The Case of The Ball-Buddies Beard".
Our beard - SHE is known all over America, Europe, Japan, the Middle East, (and even Russia) for her kinky games with athletes, models, and actors. Her image in the media and TV is that of an All-American spunky cheerleader with a motor-driven ass. In fact, her declining acting career is based on such a role. In real life she's hell-bent for leather and loves giving the pain while receiving the pleasure. A few years back at Cannes, she "bonded" with some heiress/divorcee ladies on a yacht, and she literally got off beating the hell out of one of them. An attempt at a relationship with a heavyweight foreigner made eyes pop and minds wonder in awe: "HOW is that...possible? Wouldn't it KILL the poor girl?". Turns out they were both into everything together, no boundaries.
Next she's linked to an NFL QB who is a PR dream come true. What's better for a QB than a cheerleader? Except, turns out that the dashing poster-boy hanging from locker room walls...would rather be hanging out in locker rooms WITH the boys. As in Village People and YMCA. He's a big fan of show tunes and musicals. Not a big deal - except he wanted to come out and take a stand. Then his owners, sponsors, and endorsers (and the NFL itself) went batshit at the thought. So to keep him happy they promised to team him up with his lifelong...ahem..."buddy". (The buddy it turns out is not only a stellar athlete himself but a long-time lover of the QB).
(CONTINUED...)
PART TWO:
ReplyDeleteFastforward to the past year. With all the Penn State mess going on, then Syracuse, the powers-that-be in the sports world say it's starting to look like a Catholic Priest Bath House. Which is about the time this duo decides to push for their own "outing" again. Enter the MEGA PR spin docs hired to pacify this mess (like Oval Office types who spin for BP oil!). So the NFL and team owners, plus agents and endorsers ALL go into overdrive to keep this couple "happy" and dispel the facts away from the conservative fans, shoe customers, ball-dads, minivans, and school kids who support them.
Their ideas? Throw oceans of money at these two and set them up in beards with:
1. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl. What better male fantasy is there?
2. Next they enlist the cheerleader actress for a "sequel" but this time with the WR and not the QB. This deal serves 3 purposes: First, just like the SI model, it'll inspire envy as all horny hetero boys would worship him. Second, it'll allow the QB and WR to "hang out" with her around. And Third, it'll keep the kinky actress full of twisted fun. It's all a big WIN-WIN-WIN for everyone...right? What could possibly go wrong?
THREE BIG things (which the owners don't yet know).
#1: Our football studs STILL wanna come out to be the "first" primetime NFL duo to be openly gay. (Unless the NFL finds a way to shush or reward them for good).
Problem #2: Not only do tons already know they’re gay, but someone somewhere is bound to leak it...WITH proof and documents.
Which brings Problem #3: Our kinky actress is not known for her maturity. Sure, money and fun are good - but what if she decides to shake people down? Her agent says: "Expect to see her co-starring in some big roles soon (maybe alongside Rooney Mara) and possibly getting some production deals or her own series on...NBC - or whichever network just HAPPENS to also have a rich NFL deal.”
Maybe this is why her Eurotrash heiress S&M girlfriend - also a photographer and reputed madam - has been keeping videos, pix, texts, etc. of the actress with the two boys. You know, just in case. So keep all of this in mind as the careers of these 3 progress in the future. All of this was told to me as I've told you (but WITH names) by a rep for the actress and a MAJOR Exec at ESPN.
(PS - go back and watch that clip of Ellen asking the SI model about her dating life. But imagine Ellen knows everything I just told you - which she does. Kinda makes it seem very, sneaky- and cool now huh? I promise you that if ANYONE on this earth knows who is gay - it's Ellen. Then watch the reaction of the model. Hypocrisy is expensive.)
(THE END from your friends: Himmmm and Herrrr).
Oh man, does Mark Sanchez look fey in this shot!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/party_boy_nah_nerdy_sanchez_6NtFLYFsOUDi20nwlhYYdI
Different shot, same event:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/chloe-sevigny-with-guest-mark-sanchez-dustin-keller-and-news-photo/98400245
Seveigny is a fashonista known for being a photographer. I wouldn't say that Kerry Washington is famous enough to fit the clues, and there's no press that she's dating Keller, but hmmmm. Did she get her break with some kind of wholesome/cheerleader role?
@Himmmmmm-that was awesome!!! Not very blind though, but I'll go ahead and take a swing at it;
ReplyDeleteHayden (cheerleader on Heroes)
Scotty-a crappy WR who is on the IR practice squad for the Jets
Mark-BFF's with Scotty since they were 8 years old
Kate Upton is the SI model
BTW-Scotty had an "incident" back in high school. He and a friend jokingly wrote about killing their teacher and cutting off her legs and taping her to the blackboard. He missed the end of the season and barely got into college. A sad story because it sounded like they were just trying to be Quentin Terrantino-like.
Oh...and now who is Himmmmm???? Hmmmmm????
Scotty doesn't look quite as diminutive in this photo:
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Salacious post above (at least considering it involves an NFL superstar); but, what about that superstar's alleged tryst with a 17 year old last year? Kudos to spunky cheerleader (HP) for liking it kinky! Sounds like everyone goes home happy in this scenario.
ReplyDeleteMcKnight isn't a stellar WR, but I guess it has to be him.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to show my naivete but 22 seems a little young to be that debauched.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, she dated one of those Russian boxer brothers, thus the "even in Russia" hint. Well, the BI is obviously meant to be her, but whether I believe it...
ReplyDeleteThe problem is, they are Ukrainian boxers and are thought as such in Russia.
ReplyDeleteB., her mom probably got her started early on. Didn't the two of them boink some guy together? The kinky apple doesn't fall far from the perverted tree.
ReplyDeleteagain - gobsmacked! wow!
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I don't care who "himmmm" is. At least,I don't want to scare him away when he (and his lovely wife) brings this kinda stuff to the table! Holy moly!
Himmmm, I ALWAYS hope to see your posts when I drop by CDAN.
ReplyDeleteHimmmmm and Herrrrr keep coming back. Never saw this coming. Always knew HP was an odd one but not to this extent. And wow on the Sanchez/random WR stuff too. Now I wonder who HP's Eurotrash heiress S&M girlfriend/ photog/madam (wow that's an impressive hyphenate job!) who's keeping this proof? And was all that stuff about MS doing it w a high school girl a smokescreen then???
ReplyDeleteWow - just wow. You are super awesome, Hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteOkay, first, Hayden & boxer Vladimir Klitschko - the "heavyweight foreigner."
For the Eurotrash heiress: Tamara Ecclestone or Margherita Missoni (my first thought was Daphne Guinness, but I think she's too old for this crew).
And defintely Kate Upton for the SI model.
I can only imagine Jet's center Nick Mangold is going to be extra leery of Sanchez's hands at his crotch during the game, lol
ReplyDeleteIs HP known for her "motor-driven ass"?
@Himmmm, so glad I came back and saw this. You and Herrrrrr are terrific!
ReplyDeleteI posted an off topic comment to direct others to this bit of *Holy Sh*t*
Love when Himmmm gives us juicy inside goss.
ReplyDeletePS Congrats, Himmmm! ;)
Enty should re-post this.
ReplyDeleteI don't ever want to know who Himmmm is unless I meet him in person someday, but that would mean getting up off my ass and out of my house and I'm still severely lacking motivation for that.
Thank you for posting this for us. :)
Thanks for the heads-up on Mr. Himmm's post.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this had anything to do with Mark's crappy play at the end of the season?
Thanks Ms. Herrrr too.
I've said that Hayden is a kinky freak a few times on this site. The "hell bent for leather" part is right on. The girl loves wearing her leather. Don't really know what to add to this. Damn nice post Himmmm.
ReplyDeleteDel - THANKS for the directions over here, I'm salivating at this juicy gossip!
ReplyDeleteSo grateful I was sent here! love love love himmmmm and herrrrr!
ReplyDeleteI've read Himmmmmmm's comments and "blind items" and this is what I have to say:
ReplyDeleteM.S. has quite an unhealthy approach to sexuality, and is neither pleasant nor trustworthy.
So when is this alleged homosexuality supposed to have emerged?
I know many people who knew him for years at USC, were with him night and day, and he was always the womanizer. Promiscuous, but they were all women.
It's not uncommon for young gay men (especially those that identify as "alphas" or are in a position where "machismo" is expected from them) to womanize in order to deflect from whom they really are...internalized homophobia, anyone?
DeleteThanks for the referral, Del! And many thanks to Himmmm and Herrrr for the dirt! (For a moment I was afraid that the blind would be about Jessica Chastain, who seems like a very nice person, and I hoped that my perspective on her was not about to be smashed to bits...although just watch, we'll hear something soon enough... *sigh*)
ReplyDeleteWow awesome blind!
ReplyDeleteHas Amy really had "something done" or has she just lost a shit ton of weight? i.e. All of her baby weight + more.
himmm, what's with the random name drop of rooney mara? are you emplying that the kinky actress has dirt on her, since she's going to be "shaking people down"? according to the bi's that are supposedly about rooney, she's not as innocent as she seems. i would love to know if that's actually true.
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