So, this guy had this dress made out of 9,999 roses in order to propose to her. A staff of 10 people worked on the dress for 72 hours straight so the roses would not die before the proposal. I hope she said yes.
The President and Al Pacino had extra time so decided to take some dance classes together.
Angelina Jolie is using all the energy from that cracker she ate three days ago to get her hand in the air.
Yes. She has done it. She was immediately rushed to the hospital after for exhaustion.
Somehow it seems more cute when two cartoon dogs do this. All I can think about now is that the end result will be touching the lips of two people I really don't want to touch.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.
David Arquette and Courteney Cox hanging out with their daughter in New York.
Dakota Fanning interrupts Marc Jacobs' cigarette break.
The President and Al Pacino had extra time so decided to take some dance classes together.
Angelina Jolie is using all the energy from that cracker she ate three days ago to get her hand in the air.
Yes. She has done it. She was immediately rushed to the hospital after for exhaustion.
Somehow it seems more cute when two cartoon dogs do this. All I can think about now is that the end result will be touching the lips of two people I really don't want to touch.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan.
David Arquette and Courteney Cox hanging out with their daughter in New York.
Dakota Fanning interrupts Marc Jacobs' cigarette break.
Wow, money can't buy class even in China.
ReplyDeleteWait until he starts beating you because you can't give him a son, honey.
I just kept thinking of the wastefulness of that rose dress. Ugh. Also, can you imagine the smell? Overwhelming!
ReplyDeleteAngelina's poor tiny arm, yikes.
David looks pretty put together here.
ReplyDelete@vicki haha funny but not funny.
ReplyDeleteThat Brad Pitt is one good lookin fella.
I'm glad other people thought of how fucking WASTEFUL that dress is. I was going to say it, but I didn't want to be the first killjoy to do so. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'm not a wedding person at all, and the biggest reason why is because I deeply dislike temporary extravagance/overt public displays of affection.
Uh, Happy Valentine's Day or some shit, y'all!
These sticks are pissing me off. Eat properly and get off the drugs.
ReplyDeleteDid they play that tango music from "Scent Of A Woman" for Al and The President?
ReplyDeleteIs David Arquette always that goofy or was he drunk last night on Bravo's WWHL? He'd talk kind of incoherently and then snap out of it and seem normal. It was strange, but I don't really know him very well.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Angie is going to break...I mean just shatter into pieces...
ReplyDeleteAnd I was just thinking how nice it's been not to hear from grampa and his teen bride. Thanks for breaking the streak.
ReplyDeleteSince Courtney dresses like a tramp, that makes Doug the Lady.
ReplyDeleteAngie's arm is FREAKING ME OUT.
How does one make a dress out of roses? Wow.
Happy valentine's day, Enty!!
ReplyDeleteThere is no excuse to give Courtney the attention she is getting. Exactly why is she famous? And, yes, that rose dress sucks.
ReplyDeleteI'm Asian.
ReplyDeleteAsians want sons to carry on the family name.
We eat dogs and cats after the hubby beats the wife.
Then we sit around playing the piano while the sons do their math homework.
Good times...
I'm Asian.
ReplyDeleteAsians want sons to carry on the family name.
We eat dogs and cats after the hubby beats the wife.
Then we sit around playing the piano while the sons do their math homework.
Good times...
I propose ENTy make March Courtney Stodden-free. God knows I'm enjoying (shall not be named)-free month of February!
ReplyDeleteI didn't even have to look past the headline to know that dress thing was in China. So tacky...
ReplyDeleteCould someone please feed Angelina? Brad should just blow smoke over her or something. She'll inhale eventually.
In all fairness to the Chinese, I could easily see some asshole in Beverly Hills or the Upper East Side doing the same thing.
ReplyDeleteA throwaway culture exists anywhere the 1% dwells.
Hey, I'd rather see someone creating a dress out of 10,000 roses to express their love, versus a 16 year old girl eating a piece of spaghetti out of an old man's mouth, ewww
ReplyDelete@Hannah - nice...
ReplyDeleteno one will ever convince me Angie is healthy or ok and Brad's glasses make him look like an old man
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. Jesus Christ.
ReplyDeleteC'mon. Those pics of Stodden are the greatest thing I've seen any Valentine's Day EVER. Thank you for that beautiful gift, Courtney Stodden. I laughed until my abs hurt.
ReplyDeleteLOL Hannah!
ReplyDeleteAh over blanketing stereotypes, a great way to gloss over millions of people into easily digestible bites size pieces of toxic consumption.
Courtney Stodden never gets old for me for some reason. And that's prolly a good thing pertaining to her, as I bet you anything that the minute girlfriend starts looking like an actual grown up woman, that pedo with the bad plugs is gonna dump her faster than you can say 'retired toddler and tiaras contestant'
Wow, lotta hate for Chinese people.
ReplyDeleteI thought the dress was nice. There are too many things I'm supposed to hate, I can't keep up.
I think the rose dress is sweet and fun. (Going to focus on the positive and ignore the xenophobia.)
ReplyDeleteMooshki, can I sit with you?
ReplyDeleteBut of course, Cindy! We'll "stop and smell the flowers" together. ;)
ReplyDeleteworks for me :D
ReplyDeleteLittle Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...
ReplyDeleteI propose ENTy make March Courtney Stodden-free. God knows I'm enjoying (shall not be named)-free month of February!
BRAVO!
Angie, I'm your last supporter on this blog. Girlfriend, even I am caving. Eat something!
I kinda like the dress. It's romantic in an over the top way. Not to mention insulting to assume he'll be beating her.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I understand the rose dress. He proposed and then gave it to her? He came up with a weird reason for her to try it on and then he proposed?
ReplyDeleteAm I weird in thinking that there is no way this is Angelina's real hair. Its huge, it's lush but her body is wasting away..... I watched The Green Mile the other night and kept trying to figure out who the horrible, dweeby prison guard who looked soooooo familar and then laughed out loud when I read in the credits it was Doug Hutchenson.
ReplyDeleteI could never wear a dress made out of roses. My sneezing would get the best of me. That was an incredibly romantic gesture and the young lady looks thrilled.
ReplyDeleteI think the dress is sweet, too.
ReplyDeleteI bet it smelled too sweet, but I love the dress, too. The train of it not so much, but I am really interested in how it was made.
ReplyDeleteI think the dress might be a reference to a popular old school Chinese love song. Although the song was about 999 roses! ha ha
ReplyDeleteDepends on the type and location of where the roses were grown as far as the fragrance but I think the gesture was sweet.
ReplyDeleteUgh! Peepaw and Lizard...I just can't.
How's that fake tan working out for you, Channing?
ReplyDeleteIs AJ the answer to that blind about someone whose hair was thinning?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteI thought Asians played violin, not piano. I'm so confused!!
Happy V-Day Enty! Love ya!!
Always glad to see Pacino. That is all.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's a better proposal than the Pizza Hut offer! And everything is symbolic, from the number of roses to the color of her flowers. It is excessive....I'm dying to know how much it cost.
ReplyDelete@Casual Observer - He seems to be that goofy in every interview I've seen.
Cigarettes are gross.
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