It's Bruce Willis' turn to visit Demi Moore's house.
How come when I walk down the streets here I see washed up Bravo stars and former Bachelor contestants? I never see Cindy Crawford.
Cameron Diaz set to star in The Ellen Barkin Story.
Demi Lovato breaks glass with her mind.
Emma Roberts needs a burger to go with that drink and some candy and anything else to gain a pound.
Apparently this photo of Gisele Bundchen is supposed to make me want to buy Versace jeans.
Heather Locklear's daughter is a cheerleader.
Kirsten Dunst and her boyfriend out putting
up posters for Kirsten's missing cat.
Those jeans look so uncomfortable!
ReplyDeleteI hate seeing posters for missing cats. Hope she finds hers, or that the cat was on a frolic - sometimes they do that.
I hope Kirsten finds her cat. :(
ReplyDelete"..or that the cat was on a frolic - sometimes they do that." - best thing I've read today. Lol.
ReplyDeleteI hope she finds her baby! I'd be heartbroken!
ReplyDeleteThere's a photo of a funny poster floating around Facebook of some guy's dog.
@Vicki - do you have a link?? The first time I ever cried from laughing was after seeing a flier for a "cat found" with a picture of a possum on it & a hilarious description of the mean 'cat'.
ReplyDeleteThat is one unappealing picture of Gisele and those jeans. No thank you.
ReplyDeletehttp://fridaymixtape.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/have-you-seen-this-cat-colo.jpg
ReplyDeleteDixie, my sister sent it to me from her phone, but I found it on The Daily Dawdle.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailydawdle.com/2011/03/funny-look-at-this-dog-pic.html
Dammit, I know the a code makes it clickable. Sorry.
Funny how those jeans on Gisele are twisted on her right leg, not even straight. Wonder why they'd want them like that?
ReplyDeleteCan't wait till that STUPID fashion of guys in huge knitted caps (chooks) pulled down halfway on their faces is OVER.
Oops, I mean Gisele's LEFT leg.
ReplyDeleteCan we please stop with the "so and so needs a cheesburger" comments? Body shaming is body shaming.
ReplyDeleteBruce really seems like he has a lot of love for Demi and this kinda makes me love him even more. It's a shame their marriage didn't work because he seemed like a stabilizing force. The Demi stories make me sad because after she had her babas, they moved out of Hollywood so they could be raised out of the spotlight and she seemed like she was a great Mom but now I read that her 2 youngest avoid her. They always seemed like a strong family unit but I guess addiction has won out.
ReplyDeleteThanks Vicki! That one & the one @Maja posted made me snort!
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Giselle has fake breasts. Anyone agree?
ReplyDeleteKiki's boyfriend looks like her ex, Jake G. in that picture...
ReplyDeleteThe reason you never see Cindy Crawford is because she sees you first.
ReplyDeleteGisele had a nose job, and a boob job before she git mega famous.
ReplyDeleteI love Bruce.
I do not love Cindy Crawford.
Demi Lovato borrowed one of J.Lo's old bodysuits. And Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow wig.
ReplyDeleteMr. Versace can keep his sweaty nasty looking jeans. Ew.
ReplyDeleteLove Bruce. Good man.
Feel bad for anyone who's animal goes missing in this world.
Nobody noticed that Kirsten Dunst's boyfriend is Garrett Hedlund...
ReplyDeleteCameron looks hideous. Gah!
ReplyDeleteEnty, you nailed it, she looks exactly like Ellen on a bad day.
O/T
ReplyDeleteI have my first half marathon in the morning. Any positive thoughts sent my way is very much appreciated. I'm scared shitless!
Thank you in advance!
@RenoBlondee, you'll do great! Don't start out too fast, and you'll make it to the finish line just fine. That first medal is the sweetest! =)
ReplyDelete@RenoBlondee:You'll do fine. Take an easy pace and congratulate yourself for making the commitment. Let us know how yoi do.
ReplyDeleteMy kttle Lucy went on a "frolic" too. I was so grateful she returned. Never saw my husband cry so much til his baby went missing. She's on my lap now and never frolics far. Puttimg out positive thoughts that Tazzy comes home.
Poor Tazzy...one of my cats went walkabout for a couple of days, and I nearly lost my mind! Fortunately, I got the bright idea to leave a worn item of my clothing on the back porch, and the next morning there he was, curled up on it. Here's hoping Tazzy's story has just as happy an ending.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see Ava with a big smile on her face. She is a beautiful young lady.
ReplyDeleteMy baby Isis (Icecat) passed away January 20th.. I'm still heartbroken over it :(
ReplyDeleteI hope she finds her Kitty...
@feraltart - Gisele has breast implants and has had a nose job. Google her plastic surgery before and after photos. It's an eye opener.
ReplyDeleteI hope Kirsten finds her kitty :(
I thought a boob job was a requirement to be a VS angel.
ReplyDeleteSorry for your loss, Icecat. I'll be devastated when my Princess Babydoll Fluffypants dies. Naming her successor is going to be a bitch.
Demi Lovato's meth pipe blowing up?
ReplyDeleteI don't mind body shaming when it involves celebs who are starving themselves, and consequently teaching impressionable kids/people that that is what's required to be "beautiful." When you choose to be a celeb, you choose a public career and there is a lot of influence you have over some people.
ReplyDeleteCameron Diaz looks just as sickly thin as Emma Roberts. I guess anorexic-weak is back in style?
I hope Kirsten Dunst finds that cat. It's nice to see her out, putting up the posters herself.
I don't know about Bruce Willis. He is a lecherous creep who also goes for women almost as young as his daughters.
@RenoBlondee: late to the post, you're probably running as I type, so GOOD LUCK! (I've never run a marathon. You're brave.)
ReplyDeleteThe missing cat is in my neighborhood. Poor little guy :( We've been looking for him when I walk the dogs.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the nice thoughts about my race Unknown, Sherry and EmEyeKay! It was great, but I am so sore right now. My butt really really hurts! :)
ReplyDeleteEmma Roberts is homely and sucks donkey balls as an actress. I couldn't even finish Scream 4 because 1. it was fucking retarded, 2. she was so awful in it I was like a Funny or Die video. Girl, you better kiss your daddy and aunt's feet. Seriously because without your last name your ass would be working at a mall.
ReplyDeleteGisele and her clothing look like they need a spin in the washing machine.
ReplyDeleteI've said it once, and I will say it again -- Cameron Diaz is looking beyond rough. She's aging terribly, and it all seems to be fairly recent.
I hope Kirsten finds her cat. I can't imagine if my dog went missing.
Its about time bruce showed up- not so much for Demi, but for his daughters!! No one else wAS surprised he wasnt checking up on them?
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