Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Apparently LeAnn Rimes thinks Jesus likes her bra less as she heads into church with Eddie Cibrian. Surprisingly the church did not explode when she crossed the threshold.
Maria Menounos loses a bet and gets in a Giants bikini in Times Square.
Rachel McAdams straight from getting her makeup done at the Christina Aguilera School Of Beauty is sandwiched by Channing Tatum and Michael Sucsy.
First date for Steve Jones.
Turned into a whole weekend and into the first part of the week date. You can do that when you are unemployed.
Sarah Michelle Gellar on her way into Letterman.
Taylor Armstrong said yesterday that Russell complained that sex with her was like having sex with a skeleton. That's what Jennifer Lopez said to Marc Anthony.
Uma and Liv Tyler hanging out in New York.
This whiskey costs $150K a bottle. So, don't mix it with Pepsi?


23 comments:

  1. Maria Menounos, classing it up with a belly button diamond.

    The sad thing is, Taylor Armstrong is probably proud of being compared to a skeleton.

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  2. LeAnn's face has gotten so gaunt, just no.
    Maybe Rachel was just trying for a dramatic look with the red lips?
    That's a cute pic of Maria whoever she is.
    Uma and Liv have the same color eyes.

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  3. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Falcor, AKA LeAnn Rimes, is so homely even her boobs are trying to escape. There's no excuse for a childless woman with implants to have boobs that low on her chest. Here's an idea, why don't you sing a fucking song?

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  4. Lately, in every picture I see of Rachel, I keep thinking she's an Olsen.

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  5. (I am being a tiny bit in Taylor's corner here...cannot belIEVE it...)
    But I will bet that Russell Ass-strong demanded that Taylor BE that skinny, to keep up the Hollywood trophy wife appearance and all.

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  6. LOL @the real jaded- preach it!

    SMG looks a HOT mess in that pic but PLEASE can I have her shoes?!

    Channing Tatum continues to be hot and I continue to be embarrassed that I think this. He is just so...I cant put my finger on it but sleezy, std-ish, and egotist comes to mind.
    Still tho- rawr!

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  7. Uma and Liv hanging in NY... when Uma was hanging with Debra Messing last week... lots of sniffles btwn these 3 I expect.

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  8. I adore Rachel McAdams. I think she's one of the most gorgeous actresses working today.

    Ditto Uma and Liv, who are each aging so beautifully.

    After last night's RHOBH reunion, I now officially despise Taylor. My previous feelings ranged from relative indifference to mild sympathy, but not anymore. She straight-up fucking sucks.

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  9. And Billy Bob once said that having sex with Angelina was like having sex with the couch. Don't know what he meant by that back then - still don't know now.

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  10. I doubt Russel wanted Taylor that thin. It's only sick woman who think being THAT thin is pretty and an accomplishment.

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  11. If I were having sex with Billy Bob I might wish I was having sex with a couch maybe LOL

    Rachel looks gorgeous there.

    I was thinking Leann was wearing one of those pointy bras from the 50's and hoping they weren't coming back into fashion.

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  12. Any time I hear anyone talk about what sex with someone was like, all I can think of is what my grandmother used to tell me - "All cats are black in the dark."

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  13. I don't trust what anyone says about an ex's sexual prowess.
    LOVE Billy Bob as an actor, but the way he's treated EVERY woman he's been with is less than stellar. He just sounded mean & bitter when he said that, regardless if it's remotely true.

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  14. God, I want Taylor to go away! She can't even keep her lies straight any more - it's bound to blow up on her soon, right? Please?

    SMG was so cute on Watch What Happens Live. And she didn't even plead the fifth!

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  15. I read where Maria Menudo dreaded prancing in her bikini because she had eaten so much during the Super Bowl.

    Bitch please.

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  16. I'm sure Uncle Karl thinks Maria looks like a baby heffer there LOL
    Meanwhile, I'd love to be as "big" as she is.

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  17. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Oh Maria, teehee, you must have hated posing in a bikini of the team I'm assuming you weren't going for. Teehee, I can see how much you hate it teehee teehee teehee.

    What won't she do for attention?

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  18. @Mooshki - I thought for SURE she'd plead the fifth on the Susan Lucci question!

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  19. This is going to sound rude, but Taylor Armstrong, please go away! She's really playing it, using her dead husband. That doesn't set well with me.

    That better be some REAL GOOD whiskey.

    Uma and Liv - still looking fab.

    I never used to get the Sarah Michelle Gellar thing, but a few years later, I think she's just lovely.

    I will give LeAnne Rhimes a pass. She's still young, and is obviously out to please her hot man. Good for her, 'cause in a few years, she isn't going to give a damn.

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  20. Michelle Williams looks RIDICULOUS. That dress is a monstrosity (VB seriously took credit for designing that hot mess?!?!) Plus Michelle's hunched posture and drunk look on her face - AWFUL.
    Rooney Mara = RIDICULOUS
    Meryl = FABULOUS
    Rachel McAdams = GORGEOUS (love the ice blue dress, the heels, the hair, the makeup!)
    BRAD PITT = who knew he was that tall? He's the tallest in that photo.

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  21. Let me guess, if Maria won whatever bet that was she'd be wearing a Patriots bikini.

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  22. Who is this Steve Jones guy?

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  23. Taylor Armstrong needs to STFU.

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