Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

After spending half the day with Karl Lagerfeld, Kristen Stewart did not get to keep the clothes, but kept the makeup.
Lana Del Rey is all smiles. Reviews suck for her album but sales are great. That makes anyone smile.
Lindsay Lohan and Henry Hopper off to buy booze. Probably not a good idea for either of them.
"Xoxo, Gossip Girl."
"Umm, do you know if any of these gums interact poorly with Valtrex?"
"Need to get some lollipops so the paps will take photos of me sucking them."
This Rachel Weisz ad has been banned in England because it is so heavily airbrushed. Didn't Rachel jump on the every woman should look natural bandwagon?
Yeah, yeah, Selena Gomez is all cleavagy on Cosmo, but I want to know about the butt facial.
The Vanity Fair hot list for this year. L to R. Rooney Mara, Mia Wasikowska, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, Elizabeth Olsen, Adepero Odye, Shailene Woodey, Paula Patton, Felicity Jones, Lily Collins, and Brit Marlin.



29 comments:

  1. Would not have recognized Shailene Woodley. I think that's the prettiest I've ever seen Lily Collins looking.

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  2. Actually thats a good age spread for the annual VF hot list cover...

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  3. lord I hate Lilos stringy ass over processed hayuh! And yeah Layna's album got rotten reviews. She's completely devoid of talent.

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  4. Butt facial?

    I think that's the highest percentage of VF featured starlets I've ever heard of. Usually, I only know half of them and the other half just have aggressive publicists.

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  5. That does NOT look remotely like Rachel Weisz

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  6. Enty, just because we're having Kardashian-free February is no reason to bring Paris back.

    Henry Hopper is Dennis' kid, right? This won't end well.

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  7. What is with all of the recent press on Elizabeth Olsen? What has she done and why have I only been hearing about her for the past few months?

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  8. Because she did the movie Martha Marcy May Marlene in 2011 and it's oscar season and they thought she was going to be nominated for an oscar she was that good.

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  9. XOXO Enty!

    I always thought that Georgina was Gossip Girl. I feel sad for Dan, because Blair loves Chuck.

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  10. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Cosign @Rocket Queen....

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  11. also cosign Rocket Queen...

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  12. Anonymous1:36 PM

    I agree with Rocket Queen

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  13. I've disliked Rachel Weisz ever since she made that shitty comment about Americans. Open mouth, insert foot. And good for England for banning misleading advertisements.

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  14. VF, 2 Sistahs and no Latinas, hmmm I'll pass

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  15. Stewart looks like a troll, those legs should be covered up. Yuck

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  16. Is LILO so down in her luck that she's reduced to shopping at the goodwill for 80s second hand clothes?

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  17. So Lindsey's betting on getting her hands on some Dennis Hopper money?? Watch she'll get knocked up by him. Hello 18 years of child support.

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  18. Rachel doesn't airbrush her own photos.

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  19. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Why do I like that picture of Michelle Trachtenberg? If this could've been her on Buffy, I probably would've liked her.

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  20. Unless Rachel has final say on her cover pictures she had nothing to do with the airbrushing.

    What is with the Lana Del Ray album sales? Her voice could create ear bleeds in the deaf! She has no original style, Florence is looking to kick your ass girl. And that is all I will applaud Florence for, can't stand her fake ass either.

    Lilo needs to do about a hundred things, but she could start with getting her hair free of extensions and go back to her natural hair color. She would look fresh instead of sooooo used.

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  21. Haha, when I was in eighth grade I really wanted printed denim jeans, like Lindsay's. My friends and I called them "couch-killer" jeans(they looked like a grandmother's couch), making fun of them but still liking them. I couldn't "afford" them, since my parents would buy only 3 pairs of jeans per year. I would have had to have them on such heavy rotation that it wouldn't have been cool anymore after 2 weeks. I did get a pair of pin-stripe jeans though; loved those. All I miss from the 80s are the crazy fashions and the music. Not junior high or high school.

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  22. The print(floral) jeans have been worn a lot in pics lately. They're pretty hard to pull off, I think.

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  23. Good god. Paula Patton? She's like old as hell...mid to late 30s.

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  24. Justin Beiber better be gettin' all up in that shiz.

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  25. i think the biebs and selena are over. we haven't seen him lately... i could be wrong.

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  26. The Brits banning "adverts" is too funny to me.

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  27. Anonymous8:59 PM

    "Good god. Paula Patton? She's like old as hell...mid to late 30s." Lawd have mercy chile, I hope you're joking.

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  28. Um, yeah, what therealjadedentrepreneur said. Oof.

    What shitty comment did Rachel make about Americans? I thought she said something like American liked her better than the Brits. I'm not sure why that should be so controversial.

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  29. Anonymous12:51 PM

    @AKM, Keira Knightly said that. Rachel Weistz flapped her mouth about aging naturally and no botox or whatever.

    Although I agree that she has no say in the photoshopping, she knows what she's shilling and she knows what they do. She could've insisted upon no retouching or something like that. Here in Canada, there's a chain store called Jacob and Coco Rocha (sp?) is in their latest campaign. None of the photos are retouched, it says so right on the ad, and the pictures look great (although they are black and white). Their stand is that natural is perfection, etc etc. I think it's great.

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