Paula Abdul Pays Out $1M To Woman Who Fell In Her Driveway

The lesson here is that you need to make sure your driveways are in good working order and that Paula Abdul has some really good insurance. A woman who worked on the show Hey Paula which was on for about five minutes and 20 drinks by Paula sued Paula after she fell down in Paula's driveway. She said the driveway was unsafe and somehow ended up settling with Paula for $1M. That is a whole lot of money for tripping in a driveway. Excuse me for a second as I go over to Simon Cowell's place and see if I can find someway to impale myself on his fence. Gas is expensive and I have to pay for it somehow. Might as well be Simon.