It has been awhile since I had a good rant about Paris Hilton. Probably not going to get one here either because she is so meh now that it is not even really worth working up the energy to rant about her. At this point she is basically a cartoon version of herself. The photo above was taken as she went to a "surprise" birthday party. I am fervently praying that is why she chose to wear the tiara, but honestly, it would not surprise me if she wore one everyday. I think the surprise is that she went to this surprise party 11 days after her actual birthday. Apparently over the past two weeks she has gone out each night for a birthday dinner and instead of having one party with 50 people which she also did, but wanted to have groups of three or four people also take her out every night and buy her gifts too. She wanted to see if she could make her birthday last a month doing that, but she ran out of friends pretty quickly so started making it one or two people she was going out with for "surprise" birthday parties.
You're right; it wasn't worth working up the energy to rant about it.
ReplyDeleteI can't hate on this one. I know many people who like to celebrate like that (a month of birthday shit). And I've also told my friends that I want a tiara and will wear it and about randomly (I haven't gotten one yet).
ReplyDeleteReally??? Nothing significant. Enty...can we also go back to not mentioning Paris? This is a waste of writing space. I really don't care if she went through friends like water to buy her stuff for her bday. That's their stupidity for staying her friend.
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ReplyDeleteShe's the top guess for Ted C.s dog killer blind. That alone is a reason not to mention her. Ever. And if she did kill those dogs, I hope she rots in hell. I hope she rots before she even gets to hell.
ReplyDeletesheesh, she needs to lay off the self tanner. she looks like she got a leg transplant from some tall Oompa Loompas, not to mention it doesn't match the rest of her
ReplyDeleteI don't even need a birthday excuse to crank up the blender.
ReplyDeleteI hope every single one of her friends gave her a card saying 'I've made a donation to _______ in your name.' People with that kind of money don't need gifts.
ReplyDeleteUntil I hear that she is doing something good with her time and money--such as volunteering or donating, etc.--I truly do not care to ever hear about her again.
ReplyDeleteAlso--man hands! (which apparently run in the family)
Selenakyle - I think you're being unfair. Hasn't Paris generously donated the gift that keeps on giving to numerous acquaintances?
ReplyDeleteMeh or not, please banish her forever, Enty. Always better without anyone named Hilton on the blog.
ReplyDeleteThat dress is hilarious! I can't blame her for having a birthday month. She's over 30 now. Snoop Dog would say the same for her as he said for KK.
ReplyDeleteI do the birthday month thing but there are no presents. Lots of visiting and eating though.
Her dress looks like some kind of fungal infection crawling all over her unmentionable bits.
ReplyDeleteLast day for the Kardashian ban...yeahhh haha
ReplyDeleteHow does she have friends? I thought she just had people she paid to kiss her ass.
ReplyDelete@FS The donation card should be to an animal shelter, or an infectious disease clinic.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not really the last day for the Kardashian ban. :( I was hoping that would be permanent unless something ACTUALLY newsworthy happened.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she's ever slept with Mickey Avalon or Simon Rex.
ReplyDeleteDid she borrow that tiara from Jennifer love Hewitt?
ReplyDeletethis trick.
ReplyDelete10-15 years from now she is going to be JUST LIKE Auntie Kim.
This worked for her before -- it's how she first became famous, getting Page Six to write about her month of birthday parties around the world. I think it was her 16th but maybe it was 18. She and Nikki were underage in a bunch of clubs.
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Water is wet and fire is hot.
Yes this broad is dumb and an idiot. Let's get back to ignoring her!
OK? Thanks. Bye.
Nothing wrong with a birthday "month" but everyone should donate to a shelter instead of giving her gifts. She seriously doesn't need them!
ReplyDeleteHey, I have a tiara--a couple of tiaras, actually. I always wanted one as a little girl, and a few years ago, after discovering the Sweet Potato Queens, I finally decided "what the hell!" and got myself one on eBay. Pretty much the only time I wear it is for my birthday--the year I first had it, I wore it while I was out & about for lunch, and as I was walking past a group of young kids on some kind of field trip, one of the little girls piped up "Are you a princess?" Bless her heart... :-) I've ended up w/a couple of small tiaras as well from good friends. It's not something any of us take terribly seriously, but it is fun!
ReplyDelete@nolachickee - I've never read that blind! Do you have a link to it? How awful.
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