Paris Hilton Is An Idiot
It has been awhile since I had a good rant about Paris Hilton. Probably not going to get one here either because she is so meh now that it is not even really worth working up the energy to rant about her. At this point she is basically a cartoon version of herself. The photo above was taken as she went to a "surprise" birthday party. I am fervently praying that is why she chose to wear the tiara, but honestly, it would not surprise me if she wore one everyday. I think the surprise is that she went to this surprise party 11 days after her actual birthday. Apparently over the past two weeks she has gone out each night for a birthday dinner and instead of having one party with 50 people which she also did, but wanted to have groups of three or four people also take her out every night and buy her gifts too. She wanted to see if she could make her birthday last a month doing that, but she ran out of friends pretty quickly so started making it one or two people she was going out with for "surprise" birthday parties.
