Lindsay Lohan Still Has An Assistant Who Pimps For Her
Did you know Lindsay Lohan still has an assistant? Yes, this assistant goes up to strange men and tells them that Lindsay would like $20,000. In my dictionary that word is not an assistant but a pimp. The NY Post has the most glorious story and it does not even take place at the Welshley Arms. Yeah, let me know if you get that one. Anyway, they say that Lindsay went up to this rich Canadian guy and rubbed on him at the amfAR gala and then sent her assistant over when the auction began and the assistant said Lindsay would very much appreciate if the guy bought Lindsay a $20K watch. I am sure we know how Lindsay would have shown her appreciation. Yep, just like when she travels overseas. The guy laughed his head off and said no.
This was the night Lindsay looked like a grandmother. She also said she was there because she will be playing Elizabeth Taylor. That part is not locked in stone but maybe she is playing Elizabeth Taylor in the Larry Fortensky period. They look about the same age. Liz was what? 55?
Just how many reveals were in that article? I see at least 2.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not sure why anyone would tap that herp trap let alone pay for it.
ReplyDelete________________****flatlining @ "herp trap". That just slayed me. Lmao!!!
Delete*snickers*
ReplyDeleteWhy would a man want to spend $20K to fuck grandma Lindsay? Unless he's a midget with a hump, a limp and messed up teeth, I don't see any guy spending $20.00 for her.
ReplyDeleteWhere she grew up is really near where I'm from. Glad I always drank bottled/filtered water.
Every time I see her, she looks worse.
ReplyDeleteThat dress wouldn't have been so horrible if it had a) been a more flattering color and b) been about five inches shorter.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I really want to know where all this money is coming from. You know she had to have blown through the Playboy cash like lightning.
I can just imagine her sitting there, shooting her "seductive" look over as the assistant asks for a gift. I can also imagine her hurriedly turning away in an embarrassed huff as he laughs his ass off at her and her assistant.
ReplyDeleteOh and I Googled 'Fenwick Arms' - I didn't get it?
She has no idea that people are repelled by her.
ReplyDeleteNo one is buying you anything..
i wonder who the Canadian was . i'd say Brett Wilson ...he likes to party
ReplyDeleteReally? I know he is often at charitable events but I thought he gave up drinking.
DeleteI'll never get tired of these stories. I was actually sad because she hasn't done too much lately.
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously, she's channeling Knot's Landing in that outfit. That hair is so disgusting.
She must still think in her mind that she is the cute jailbait everyone wants to bang.
ReplyDeletePoor mess.
I don't understand how she or anyone who works for her can think this is an acceptable look. I guess the Real Housewives should be grateful, because after this latest pic, they are starting to look downright natural.
ReplyDeleteThis is a travesty. And sadly, I must admit at feeling some schadenfreude over the diamond watch story. This is what I would call, "gossip crack", I think I just woke up in the gutter. :(
ha ha I'm still surprised she has an assistant! There must be support groups for those poor gals out there.
ReplyDeletecanadachick - I'm wondering who the guy is too!! I thought Brett Wilson was with Sarah McLachlan? I thought Bruce Coxton...
I'm scratching my head about the Fenwick Arms reference... when I googled it, it came up with a Gordon Ramsay restaurant?
Isn't Bruce married?
DeleteI would give up my vibrator for a year to have been that guy just so I could have tweeted/facebooked what went down.
ReplyDeleteShe's actually worse than Parisite. Lindsay truly has become a hooker. Not even a high-end call girl; a common street-walking, herp-infested, crusty whore.
I do feel pity for her...to some degree only if you have sunk to that low, seriously what self worth do you have? She needs a very, very good friend to shake sme senseinto her and not the paid kind either.
ReplyDeleteWho woulda thought that Lindsay Lohan would turn out to be the trashiest one of that whole bunch? I guess what makes this so delicious is that most of us would not even deign to ask for a dime from someone we know, but this person thinks she's entitled to a $20K DIAMOND WATCH FROM A COMPLETE STRANGER! It simply boggles the mind, and makes my gossip lovin' parts tingle with delight. I know - sick.
ReplyDeletewould it matter if he was married lol...not to Hohan. Beside dude was just there for the function
ReplyDeleteCan you even imagine the life of the assistant? How does she get paid, hand vacuuming up any coke residue and selling it in some alley?
ReplyDeleteGood for the guy who laughed and didn't buy.
She is truly delusional.
How delusional can she get?
ReplyDeleteI don't think she'll ever realize what she's become.
A month ago Dina (I assume) told Harvey @ TMZ (princess Dina won't speak to the other staffers..she'll only speak to Harvey himself) that Lindsay was going to sign on to play Elizabeth "That week." No signing yet. Lindsay doesn't realize that there are trade sites like Hollywood Reporter, Variety and Deadline where one could easily find that out.
ReplyDeleteHow does this girl not realize she is the laughing stock of the entire industry?
Any entity that dares to cast this cracky as Elizabeth Taylor will be boycotted by me and whoever else I can convence for the rest of my life. I've cut E channel out of my life as long as they show the Kraptrashians, and I will boycott ANY channel.
ReplyDeleteSadly, she's beginning to resemble Dana Plato in her later years after Diffrent Strokes.
ReplyDeleteWe are witnessing the end of Lilo right before our eyes.
No one is casting Lilo in anything. And neither are there any projects in the works. She is considered poison in H'wood until she REALLY cleans up her act ala RDJ. This becoming more tragic as it goes along. She'll truly be a member of the 27 club.
ReplyDeleteNo one is casting Lilo in anything. And neither are there any projects in the works. She is considered poison in H'wood until she REALLY cleans up her act ala RDJ. This becoming more tragic as it goes along. She'll truly be a member of the 27 club.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! She looks horrible in that photo. It's hard to believe she's only 25. And that hair. In what universe is that considered attractive?
ReplyDeleteWho wants to bet the assistant is an intern? Intern = no pay.
@ evergrey - OMG you nailed it! She looks a LOT like Dana Plato in that pic. Not that it would matter to LiLo if it was pointed out to her. She thinks she's invincible.
Does anyone know the two blinds Enty just revealed to us? I remember the one about the actress who hooked overseas for some middle eastern types...tho I could be wrong about that.
ReplyDeleteIs she still auditioning for the VICTORIA GOTTI role?? Because she looks just like her and just as bad as Victoria.
ReplyDeleteFenwick arms is a Gordon Ramsay restaurant so it wouldn't surprise me if they passed chlamydia between them
ReplyDeleteIf someone finds out what the fenwick arms reference is, let me know.
ReplyDeleteI'm too sad and disgusted to comment on the rest.
I have absolutely no problem with people in the sex trade. And I would be willing to bet that Lilo isn't the first "star" to go on "dates" with men in exchange for "gifts". But she is seriously deluded if she thinks she is worth 20K. It is a shame really how low she has sunk. Amanda Seyfried is probably happy though. She has the career now that Lindsay could have had if she wasn't so self destructive. I really hope I am wrong, but I have a suspicion that she is probably going to kill herself ala Marilyn.
ReplyDeleteOff topic but OMG - Just read a news crawl on TV that Whitney Houston died!
ReplyDeleteLindsay and her family need to realise that she is not a Hollywood Legend. It makes me cringe.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised she didn't have Ali with her. Then they could have asked for two watches. A pox on Dina for doing this to her children.
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