Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Kevin Federline Wants To Be An Actor


Kevin Federline gave an interview to a website in Perth, Australia and said that he would love to be an actor and get his own sitcom. You know, Kevin, I think you will make more money and get more television time if you just keep appearing on these weight loss shows. They are paying you at least $100K to $200K a show and that is not bad money. He says that he would like to do something for him and not for always be known as the ex of Britney Spears. Hmm, how did that rap career turn out Kevin?


19 comments:

  1. I read the first line about Perth, saw the picture, and then I heard "Girth" instead of "Perth" in my mind.

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  2. Anonymous10:13 AM

    He might as well try it, there are so many talentless "actors", why not one more? But seriously, Kevin, there comes a time in life when you have to decide what you want to be when you grow up, or just accept what you are and deal with it.

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  3. Why would a website in Perth, Australia interview KFed?

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  4. I think most people in Hwood would love to have their own sitcom. Why should he be any different?

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  5. @Cheryl, I think he's doing a celebrity weight-loss type show in Australia right now.

    I'd love to be an actor and get my own sitcom, too. Don't know if we should take his statement too seriously. He knows better... right?

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  6. Kevin, I don't know if you can act in a sitcom. What I know for a fact is that people all around the world already laugh at you. That's why you get the big bucks for the weight loss shows. You're better off staying big boned and doing reality tv, sweetheart.

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  7. Translation: Brit's fiance is an agent (meaning: shark) and told Fed he can get ready to roll off the gravy train, that they're going to cut him off.

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  8. Wow...I remember the days when people who were actors could actually act. I think that was pre-reality shows.

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  9. Anonymous11:33 AM

    KFed, fat actors have to be kind of weird looking and endearing. You are douchey and unlikable. So I wish you luck but seriously, save your pennies.

    He looks like a poor man's Brian Austin Green. That's one of the more tragic things you can be called.

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  10. As my mom used to say: how's it feel to want? Sucks don't it?

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  11. Why not give him a show? They can cast other infamous douches to co-star, like Speidi, Octomom, and Courtney Stodden and Pepaw.

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  12. Instead of trying for a sitcom, he should be looking for low budget, direct to DVD movies where he can get some credits on his resume and gain some practice as a actor. I don't think networks are looking for an inexperienced actor-wannabe to headline a sitcom.

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  13. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Shouldn't he be a spokesperson for Weight Watchers first?

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  14. He compl;ains he doesn't want to be known as the ex of Briney Spears, but you have to wonder what the hell he would have done had he never married Britney

    Lets see...he had been a dancer...

    I got nothing. Well, okay, maybe he would have been a used car salesman after the dancing gig dried up.
    He has to face the fact that the only reasoon he has made such fabulous sums of moolah so far has been for one reason alone, he is the ex of Britney Spears.

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  15. Hey America? We're really sorry. We're sorry about Nicole Kidman, Russell Crowe, Errol Flynn, everything.

    Can you take K-Fed back now?

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  16. Looks like I'm the only one.... But I don't mind ol Kfed. Have no Idea why (generally I'm intolerant of most people), but he seems harmless

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