Yesterday was the day after the Academy Awards. Although there were winners at the show, I think most tabloids spent the day in hopes that they would be the first to spot a Jennifer Lopez nipple slip. Every tabloid had at least two or three different articles and accompanying pictures as they dissected her dress and prayed they would be the first to spot something. They interviewed her stylists and designers and reported on each new finding until they were breathless. And if they had found something? They would have run polls and judged and basically done the same thing they did all day yesterday but with some NSFW warnings on their posts. From the coverage I feel like their whole editorial lives depended on it and between that and Angelina's chicken bone leg coverage it is hard to believe the awards were actually given. Of course the whole show was easy to forget so maybe we all think it just has not happened yet.
Hhmmm... Methinks the nip slip is nothing but a PR stunt.
ReplyDeleteSacha Baron Cohen, you tried... but you can't compete with a phantom nip.
I did not see her nipples slipping out of her dress so this must be wishful thinking for the shows promoters since the Oscars were boring this year with the exception of SBC's red carpet stunt and Angie's chicken leg.
ReplyDeleteI mentioned this in another post but you have to go to Dlisted and see Michael K's photoshopped pictures of Angies leg or legs....really funny.
ReplyDeleteLove Michael K's legs! Too bad these two had to reveal themselves as bimbos for wearing these dresses these ways. The dress designers should be absolutely aghast, and not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteWhen she walked out to present I immediately thought part of her nipple was showing. The red carpet picture looks different than what was on stage. Of course, Hollywood's biggest night and JLo is all that is discussed the next day.
ReplyDeleteIt is very sad that the Oscars were so bad that Angelina's leg is the only thing people care about. I thought the nominations were a higher quality than usual, but the whole award show script was a bore and the winners were very predictable.
ReplyDeleteif you think her aureola showing wasn't by design, then you don't know jenny or the block from whence she came.
ReplyDeletePookie, you got it..
ReplyDeleteAnybody else think JLo's dress is a "tribute" to Elizabeth Taylor's Cleopatra costume (seen at the end of the memorial tribute)? Maybe J thinks she should be cast as Taylor. She's certainly trying to match the # of marriages.
ReplyDeleteThey are tabloids... What are they supposed to be reporting on? World Peace?
ReplyDelete@Pookie - thank you.
ReplyDelete"... or the block from whence she came"
That cracked me up, it's still cracking me up. Don't know why but I find it very funny.
I didn't think the aerola slip was that big of a deal but I guess Pookie is right. If WE could see it, why didn't Cameron say, "Girl, fix that shit""
ReplyDeleteBut it's not a slip. It's a shadow because of her boob being squashed into the dress. Look closer. The nip would be way over to the side of the slip place. The lighting is from above to the left. It shines down on her squished boob making a shadow.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. We see male nipples all the time - with no pearl-clutching or gasping. What's the big deal.
ReplyDeleteNipple. We all have 'em. Some people have three! My dog has eight!
Wow...never realized how silly and immature people were. WHO CARES, it's just a nipple. Everyone in the world has one. Men can show theres without any issues, but just because a woman has a gland under her nipple which makes her breast area larger (FOR BREAST FEEDING CHILDREN MILK...MILK PEOPLE), people go crazy. They only time people are absolutley disgusted by breasts, is when a mother is breast feeding in public, and people are reminded what breasts are really for.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Jlo was doing a PUBLIC SERVICE. When do the good folks of Utah get to see some nip. Even "see through" nip and butt crack? 1 billion people got to share the ........ahem.... Joy
ReplyDeleteI love love love the photoshop of Jolie leg. Too too funneee
@weezy I always felt Jennifer tries to pattern herself after Liz Taylor, the men the jewlery, the perfume etc..
ReplyDeleteI can see the Celopatra look here loud and clear.
Maybe she wants Lindsay's "part" in that lifetime movie...
it could be a nip pasty like nancy grace had. that said, I can't believe that I actually have an opinion on this.
ReplyDeleteand yes, I'm sure it was planned to get attention. she is surrounded there by some people who actually can act and sing. as jlo has no talent, her need for attention is all she has.
Yeah, I can't figure out why no one cares that we see 1/3 or more of her breast, but as soon as we MAYBE see a slight change of skin tone for a MILLIMETER---AHHH, it's an aerola! How DARE she?! It's not like one millimeter over the dress is suddenly demure. Breasts have nipples; if you show a breast you may show part of a nipple. Comes with the territory (literally).
ReplyDeleteI think it was tape or a pastie. Unless her nipples went cross-eyed, they wouldn't be within a good inch of the edge of her dress.
ReplyDelete^That was my thought to, unless she has giant nipples.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Pookie. ;)