The French F Bomb

So, last night when Jean Dujardin was accepting his award for Best Actor and ensuring he never gets a Christmas gift from George Clooney, he apparently spoke so fast that no one actually heard him dropping F bombs in French. To my virginal ears I thought he dropped some English ones in there, but nope, just French. So, today the talk around the office is the fact that it appears the French don't actually have a word for f**k. They have a word for kiss which can also be used for f**k and they have words for someone to f**k off, but apparently there is no just glorious one word f bomb. Their loss.