It is amazing to me how quickly our focus shifts from something that dominated world headlines for a few days and now everyone has to think for a second to remember about the cruise ship that capsized. Back when it happened there were allegations that the captain was making out with this tour rep on the ship. She denied it and the married captain was not too thrilled about admitting it either. Turns out though they were making out because she admitted it and also says the pair would have had sex except for that little tiny issue of the ship sinking. Yeah, that whole thing was a real sexual downer for them probably. You know, and the deaths. And the captain being thrown in jail for abandoning his ship like a rat to leave his passengers alone without crew.
There's definitely a "going down" double entendre to be made here.
ReplyDeleteHe was too busy navigating his path to her shoreline to pay attention to his job.
ReplyDeleteHe was trying to get his vessel in her dock.
Damn @Jason BE, you had to get me started! I'll stop now.
except he wasn't thrown in jail, he is on house arrest eating pasta with his wife. That must be some fun dinner conversation.
ReplyDeleteI can picture him giving her tacky lines like, "Hey, if we're going to die anyway we might as well die happy."
ReplyDeleteThat's a really bad angled picture, don't you think? It's like the top half of her is tiny and the bottom half is ginormously out of porportion.
ReplyDeleteI'd like those shoes better if the heel was straight and either the soft pink or hot pink colour. I don't like the metal heel.
But Ent, he tripped and FELL into a lifeboat! It wasn't his fault he left the ship - it was an accident!
ReplyDeleteThis bitch needs to shut her fucking mouth. Any organization that pays her a dime should be fined for stupidity.
ReplyDeleteI am sure this makes the families of the people who perished feel even better. I am wondering why she chose to admit this information.
ReplyDeleteher calf looks as big as her head
ReplyDeleteWho on earth would book a tour with a woman who admitted to being a party to the captain's gross dereliction of duty?
ReplyDeleteHe is a despicable coward, and she appears to be a douche stealing slut.
We haven't forgotten about it here in Minneapolis-St. Paul. The still missing American elderly couple is from White Bear Lake .. a suburb of St. Paul.
ReplyDeleteAs for this ho?? Whatever skank .. crawl back into your hole.
Wil, I know, it's awful isn't it? From the news stories with their family & friends, you can tell that they were really beloved people. :(
ReplyDeleteIs this chick trying to become the most hated woman in Italy? Why the hell would you admit something like this?