Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Beyonce Makes First Post Baby Appearance


Beyonce gave "birth" about a month ago and yet has somehow managed to fit into the same size she was pre-pregnancy. She was going to pull off this same trick a few weeks ago at the relaunch of Jay-Z's club, but figured everyone would be way more suspicious if she did it then so decided to wait a month which is as long as she could keep herself inside and not show off her "transformation." Jay-Z performed at Carnegie Hall so Beyonce figured that debut worthy.

Oh, and I am sure in the next few weeks she will be posing in a bikini on the cover of some magazine and tell everyone she did it with a some diet that you will follow and will lose three pounds in a month.


77 comments:

  1. so, Enty, it is really true that beyonce faked being pregnant and had a surrogate?

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  2. I've been suspicious all along but looking at that picture makes me think she did have the baby. Her hips have spread. Or at least I think they did - I haven't studied them in the past.

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  3. She has lost weight in her face thats for sure. She looks good whether or not the pregnancy was real.

    Just hope she doesn't do the whole babyweight loss media tour.

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  4. She always had big hips but I agree, they have changed.

    I have to say though, as much as I want to believe the surrogate story, I have two friends who both got back to their pre-pregnancy weight within two weeks of giving birth. The rest can be done with an industrial strength girdle! *L*

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  5. I don't know Enty, her hips have spread and her bust is bigger too.

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  6. Sorry - I disagree about the fake birth. This happened in a major NYC hospital - I worked in hospitals for over 30 years - you can't keep a secret like that. Someone - a nurse, a nurse's aide, a housekeeper, SOMEONE - will spill. If they sell the story they'd make a fortune which would make it easy to lose their hospital job. People just can't keep secrets like that.

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  7. She looks exactly the same as she did before, she was never a thin girl....and please note no spanx line at all.
    Very few women look like that one month after giving birth, even the thin ones..
    So she wants us to believe she's in the small % of women who have miracle bodies...
    Even Kate Hudson didn't get back to fighting trim in 30 days, and she breeds well.
    There is no way she was ever pregnant...
    But believe what you like...

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  8. I choose to believe that it was a fake pregnancy because the very idea is utterly hilarious, so soap-opera-come-to-life.

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  9. I am so glad that other people think the whole faked birth thing is ludicrous! I believe that there are lots of real scandals going on in her private life, but really, people? I mean, she was photographed IN A BIKINI.

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  10. her boobs are bigger in pics, and lots of people go back to their pre-pregnancy weight fairly quickly. for god's sake, she has full-time trainers and chefs.

    I fit into my slim jeans in a little less than 2 weeks. In fact, I got a little skinnier after the baby. It's not a mind-bending development.

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  11. I wonder if the cover will read STEP ONE REMOVE FAKE BABY PILLOW, STEP TWO BUY WATERBRA/BREAST JOB.

    She looks exactly the same way she did before.

    They rented out a suite for the birth right? I believe money plus legal documents can buy silence- for now. Stories our grandbabes will read in future gossip *beams* once the silencing parties have passed.

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  12. I agree her hips seems a little wider and her boobs are bigger. I go back and forth thinking she faked it (which is hilarious to me and blows my mind!) and then thinking that really IS ridiculous and no way did she. Haha

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  13. I don't know whether she had the baby or not, but I know I weighed about 20 pounds less 2 days after I gave birth than I did the day I got pregnant. That's what a craving of nothing but ice during a pregnancy will do.

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  14. I know many of you are still convinced it was a fake baby, but I agree that her body looks like it just had a baby. Her hips are wider, her tummy sticks out a little, and her boobs are bigger. She looks good for a new mom, but she still has the tell-tale new mom features.

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  15. Her boobs are huge, the kind you get after having a baby. She looks so skinny because she's triple spanxxed. Also, Lainey over at laineygossip.com says her sources confirm she was pregnant and had a natural birth

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  16. Anonymous8:15 AM

    Never mind her hips. I wonder what her post pregnancy belly looks like.
    I remember my post pregnancy belly... it was scary to look at for a while.

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  17. I am not sure if she faked her pregnancy or not but she looks good, and her hips "appear" larger. Its hard to say with her because her weight yo-yo back and forth, but she was never a small woman to begin with. Also, even "if" she faked the pregnancy, do you know why she did it. Maybe she was having trouble conceiving and she went the surrogate route. (no shame in not being able to conceive but it is a private matter) I think its insensitive to make the "fake baby" suggestion.

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  18. she looks good....dammit!!! what about the prednisone rumors? I guess her face would be more plump in that case.

    I really wanted to believe the fake pregnancy.

    She could be wearing a body suit with water bra material to give her those hips and boobs. I dunno.

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  19. I just saw the Lainey post. ugh.

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  20. The Lainey pix show her body a lot better than these do. Her breasts are really big now. Kinda looks like she had a baby to me! (Why do I feel super disappointed right now?)

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  21. I'm going with the fake pregnancy... I think she's rocking a padded bra to help her look fuller up top. Her face seems thin, but her body is the same IMO. I obviously don't know her, but she had the shortest pregnancy of all time. Jessica Simpson is still pregnant and it seems they announced their pregnancy around the same time. Oh well.... She now has a baby to help her with record sells...

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  22. First of all Lainey is full of it....and Beyonce might have had trouble having a natural birth (no scar) due to the fact that since she's having sex with JayZ (I guess she is) And he has the Herp, theres a 99% chance that she has it also...natural childbirth would be risky at that point. IF a baby gets exposed it could die, doctors aren't likely to take that chance.

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  23. I betcha those hips and boobs would fold in half if she sat down

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  24. She's always been curvy, but her hips look more square and her waist is not as defined as it was. I don't really see any tummy pouch though. Even with spandex I would expect to see a little bulge.

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  25. I think it was a real pregnancy. I lost all the baby weight I gained two weeks after birthing according to the weigh in at my two week checkup but my breasts were still huge and my clothes were tight in the hips.

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  26. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Blogger, please get over this women and her pregnancy. You "supposedly" are not a woman, so leave it alone!

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  27. @ unknown - I'd never seen the bikini pic and just googled it; interesting! And B does look more voluptuous. But I really want to believe the faked pregnancy rumor!!!!

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  29. Is it just me, or is that the same picture just side by side? I don't understand what I am comparing here?

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  30. She looks like she just had a baby to me. I don't get why people think she looks skinny. My stomach was flat a month after giving birth (for the second time). I spent most of my pregnancy on a pilates reformer, and I'm sure Beyonce did, too. She definitely has baby boobies. It's a swelling no implant can mimic.

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  31. Why the hell couldn't a surrogate have given birth in the suite instead of Beyonce? Isn't it fairly typical anymore for surrogate parents to be at the birth in the hospital anymore? I mean FFS, I totally believe someone gave birth to Blue Ivy in that hospital room that day -- but GIVE ME A BREAK. A girl with natural big boobs like Beyonce does NOT have them in tip-top shape weeks after giving birth, even with a breast lift and heavy-duty support.

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  32. First thing I noticed was her hips.

    Mine never went back after three kids in four years. LOL

    Weight is never a good indicator. I lost 15-20 lb of water weight after each baby, in just a day or two.

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  34. Found the BV...

    It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution that doesn’t include eating a single bowl of ice cream. It’s called Prednisone. Taking excessive amounts of corticosteroids over time can result in some serious effects, including hypertension and cataracts. Another side effect is gaining weight, especially in the face and neck and abdomen. She knew this because it happened to her before. Last time it was accidental and was upsetting for her. Now, though, it’s purposeful, and is a solution to her problem. She started taking Prednisone a couple of months ago, so she should be plumping up pretty soon. Fat face and neck coming right up! She not worried, though, because she’s been told that the weight will drop quickly once she tapers down below 10 mg a day. Followed, of course, by claims of how hard she worked to take off the weight. Beyonce

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  35. Amy.....yes right on. Even in a private adoption the adoptive parents are there and the birth certificate is in their name and they walk out with their new baby.
    In this case, it would have been even easier....money talks.
    That baby was in Beyonce's arms minutes afer the surrogate birthed her, and Beyonce was in bed just waiting to take over her new role as mom...

    You know what if I could afford it I'd go this route also.

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  36. @Sue Ellen, I was thinking the same thing! It looks as if it was taken at the exact same time just a different pose. Would she really wear the same jewelry and carry the same purse?

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  37. ^It is the same. I think it's just 2 pictures of her walking towards the camera. Everything is the same in the picture.

    So what are we comparing, exactly? A pose?

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  38. I won't believe she was pregnant until she confirms it by squirting milk at the paps!

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  39. It's not the same pose, they are probably taken right after each other as she is walking. It's more noticeable if you look at them from the neck down only.

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  40. Sorry Enty, I have to say that her hips look different, and her breasts look a little lower. Both things that happen after you give birth.

    It's entirely possible for some people to bounce back quickly- I worked in an office where 8 of us were pregnant over the span of 2 years. We all dropped in about a month after our kids were born to show off the baby... and every woman was different. Puh-lease stop pretending you know what pregnancy is like, Enty.

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  41. I think she had a baby, after all it's not as if there haven't been plenty of celebs who no one doubted gave birth to a child that looked like a stick again in a month or less. Why should Beyonce be any different, it's not like she couldn't afford a trainer etc. I wish I looked like that and I haven't even had a baby!

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  42. idk what you guys are looking at...she looks the same with fuller breasts, which could be merely the result of a change in bra.

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  43. Everyone is looking at her hips which have obviously spread.

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  44. If these are before and after I do not see the difference at all.

    Now my question is are these pictures taken on the same day just different posing?? She is wearing the same stuff.

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  45. do your hips still spread after you have a c-section? Things that make you go hmmm...

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  46. Beyonce wore mini skirts, mini dresses and short shorts all through her 'pregnancy'. First post pregnancy outing and her dress goes to her knees. I think she is wearing padding. Watch when she goes back to minis, her hips will be what they were pre 'pregnancy'. By the way, I have no children and naturally big breasts. They all droop, baby or no, it is called gravity.

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  47. I still don't believe she had the baby... but that's just my own opinion. I keep reading about women who easily slip back into their pre-pregnancy jeans. I am wondering what their before body was like? Because Beyonce has a tendency (predisposition?) to gain weight (see "Bootylicious" and the reason she gave for writing the song). Along this same line, you can tell that Jenna Fischer (Pam from the Office) has really been struggling with her post-baby weight. I think she has struggled with her weight previously; I remember reading her interview with a fitness magazine. It's just interesting to me to compare the two and how wildly different their pregnancies and afterwards.

    Anyway, I would like to believe that Team Bey is telling the truth, but I just can't.

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  48. I tend to think Lainey is biased because people know who she is now and where she works. She could upset a lot of people but they'd be consequences now.

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  49. Well if she wore a fake belly, then she could wear fake hips in this dress, no?

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  50. Jazzy - yes, it's not the delivery that causes your hips to get bigger, but the pregnancy itself. I had two c-sections and my hips got bigger both times, and after a few months they got back to normal.

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  51. At BlindGossip they were saying all along that she was taking Prednisone to gain weight to make it seem like she was pregnant...

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  52. Before pillow/After pillow! No difference! Pillows are def. the way to go if you want to keep your pre-pillow body.

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  53. The cut and style of the dress make her hips look bigger then they are and don't think she doesn't know it. She would have never worn this style 2 years ago.

    She totally faked it.

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  54. *than they are now

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  55. This whole pregnancy and delivery story smells like 3 day old fish. Something totally not kosher there.

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  56. Hmmm. I don't know what to think anymore.

    She's always had those hips and that booty, you guys. The cut of that dress is just emphasizing them a LOT.

    And those look like nursin' chichis to ME, but I'm skeptical that a naturally voluptuous woman like Beyonce A) gained so little weight during her pregnancy to begin with, and B) seemingly lost ALL. OF. IT. in a matter of FOUR WEEKS.

    Even scrawnyass Angelina ballooned up during the last couple of months of her pregnancies (not just the twins, but Shiloh, too). Look at Jessica and Hilary -- they've been huge for MONTHS. Beyonce just got a little larger, but she never looked *authentically* pregnant to me.

    Then again, I've never been knocked up. *shrugs*

    That said, I totally believe that she's vain enough to not want to "ruin" her figure, and she and Jay-Z are rich enough to pay tons of people in a hospital to stay quiet.

    All I DO know for sure is that Blue Ivy is a cringeworthy name.

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  57. Her hips do look wider to me also but I totally believe she faked the whole thing, so I could imagine her padding her hips up a little as well.

    I also think all that crap went down at the hospital because they HAD to keep everything so private. Besides, the two of them have enough money and influence (which I think speaks louder than money..) to keep an entire hospital staff, quiet.

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  58. I was back to my pre-pregnancy weight within a week, it can/and does happen.

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  59. Oops, @Monty said it better, quicker.

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  60. "All I DO know for sure is that Blue Ivy is a cringeworthy name." - Lol @Ida!!

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  61. Allowing for the changed pose and lighting, and her being closer to the camera in #2, I think she looks the same; the bigger chest could simply be PMS.

    IMO she's hoping the publicity about the actress from "The Help" who wore tripleSpanx to an awards show will give people the idea she's doing the same thing.

    SusanB -- they may have promised Lenox Hill staff a post-birth payoff if there was no news leak 30 days after the birth, or something. That would give the entire crew incentive to keep each other quiet.

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  62. It looks like the same photo to me. Different lighting. And lighting can make your shape appear different....

    AND Jessica Simpson is STILL pregnant..

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  63. Assign me to Team Ida .. all the way! Couldn't have said it better myself with several weeks to think on it.

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  64. Predisone by itself makes you gain very little weight. the reason why people put weight on when they go on steroids is because they make you very hungry and people tend to overeat.
    I could care less either way but having been pregnant twice and given birth the 3 children...she looks like she had a baby to me.

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  65. For those who are asking, this is not a before and after shot. It's just two slightly different shots taken at the same event. (same dress, accessories, background) People are comparing her to other pictures of before the pregnancy.

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  66. her hips havent spread, thats just an unflattering dress...

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  67. She looks exactly the same.

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1901001/beyonce-knowles-perform-paris-05/


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Beyonce_sings_Listen.jpg

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  68. I think she does look chunkier right now. Actually, more than when she was 'pregnant'. When she was 'pregnant' she looked like herself with a 'bump' in front. Now she DOES look heavier. My belief- she has been eating well, perhaps doing the steroid thing, and staying at home since the baby was born. And she wants to look 'larger' to disprove all of the rumors. But, all said, who cares? If she used a surrogate - whatever. I don't like her - never did and still don't.

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  69. BTW, @Ida, ditto your comments.

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  70. She looks the same to me. Her body is more angled in the first pic and her breasts look to be the same size.

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  71. @crilla,

    it's coming down to the wire, which would imply what? Weeks away? Days even?? YET she started taking prednisone MONTHS ago to plump up? Is this blind supposed to make sense in it's inconsistency? LOL I understand most of you hoped she'd swell up to gigantic proportions and stay that way, but a little common sense eh? BTW, prednisone is used to treat symptoms of Rheumatoid Arthritis Lupus, some forms of Cancer and Multiple Sclerosis. So, let us know why Beyonce was taking this drug before, you know, when she accidentally ballooned up and therefore knew the weight could be dropped easily by reducing the dosage?

    I wonder why someone who "didn't want to give birth to a child because she would gain weight" would not give birth to a child but gain weight JUST to prove she did give birth to a child?

    You people make absolutely no sense in your "logic". ctfu!!!!!

    I'll wait why you figure it out.

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    1. THANK YOU. I'm sure Bey is no angel, but this is the dumbest "scandal" ever!

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  72. My Granddad took Prednisone for emphysema and it bloats you, but once you stop taking it the side effects subside almost like baby weight....it's a miracle .

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  73. Ida......exactly, and Blue Ivy sounds like an allergic reaction to me...poor kid.
    That name and the chance she may look like JayZ, well lets not go there.

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  74. I disagree that the Lainey stuff somehow "proves" the preganancy was real/Beyonce's.

    Personally I don't really care what they did, although as someone who is having a very difficult time conceiving naturally if that was the issue I wish more people (celebs included) would be open about it.... but I tend to believe that there is something here and it's not that. Because of the fact that I have heard Bey is a big fan of the plastic/lipo and has been for years, going back to Destiny's Child's survivor era from a friend who used to work for her record label. She would be "unavailable" for stretches of time while she recovered from procedures. So while that's not a direct confirmation and she could have been lying, I remember being so disappointed at the time that B wasn't natural like she appeared and so I guess I think if you're already in that mindset how big of a stretch is it to pretend to be pregnant? Because it does pay in terms of press, awards, etc. In terms of the why gain weight after, who knows if its a calculated "response" but I wouldn't be shocked. This girl knows how to play and is insulated by a crew of who know how to play just as well as her.

    god help them if a little girl looks like HOVA

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  75. @MISCH my best friend's dad takes it for emphysema too...makes him look like the staypuff marshmellow man

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