Angelina Jolie Admits To Cheating On Brad Pitt
Did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are attending pre-marital counseling? Yeah, either did I. Somehow I don't see either of them being the counseling type. Oh, I am sure Angelina Jolie has sat in front of her share of doctors over time, but pre-marital counseling? I don't think so. But, should you think they are in such counseling then The Enquirer wants you to know that Brad Pitt stormed out of it when Angelina admitted she had cheated on him multiple times with many guys and met them in hotel rooms. They don't actually come out and say she had sex with them, just met them in hotel rooms. So, they could have been there to talk about a movie, show her the latest line of syringes, new kinds of heroin hitting the market, the advantages of a starvation lifestyle or so much more.
Someone should do a study on which magazine (tabloid) has the highest number of headlines that turn out to be true. I would bet on the Enquirer before any other.
ReplyDeleteUm, your headline indicates that this is a true story.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a Brangelina fan, but I think there are more than enough reasons to doubt The Enquirer in this case.
I call bullshit.
all they need is two sources and they are golden to say whatever they want.
ReplyDelete@Cindy -- The Enquirer broke the John Edwards scandal, but that's the last one I can think of.
ReplyDeleteI'd go with Us Weekly, personally. They seem to have a crapton of legit insiders.
I think Brad is calling Juliette Lewis!
ReplyDeleteWow...then it must be true...and Brad is calling Gwyneth, his true love, as I type this.
ReplyDeleteAs if he'd be the slightest bit surprised?
ReplyDeleteNor she, if it were him cheating?
Please.
Shiiiit...Brad is calling Clooney!
ReplyDeleteI bet these 2 laugh their heads off when they read these tabloid covers.
ReplyDeleteNice, Enty. I like your speculation as to what she'd be discussing in the hotels. Syringes and heroin. That sounds much more plausible then her admitting she cheated in pre-marital counseling.
ReplyDeleteThey cheat on each other, I read somewhere they even shared one of the nannies...but counseling I doubt it, it they said the kids are in therapy now that I would believe.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt in my mind that these two are extremely disfunctional. I also have no doubt that they think they are just fine.
ReplyDeleteShe meets women not men in hotels. She is a lesbian but can't be in a public relationship with them. Saying she sleeps with them only feeds the male fantasy but they don't want to see her living with a woman. That's why she married Billy Bob and is now with Pitt. Image. As if Pitt has turned her straight. LMAO
ReplyDeleteBelievable- The cheating
ReplyDeleteNot believable- That they go to counseling
Also not believable- That Brad and Jen have any contact with each other. I mean come on...it has been about 7 years since their split.
The Enquirer also broke Michael J Fox with Parkinson's. They held off on printing it after he asked and then he went to another news source for his interview.
ReplyDeleteI hardly think "cheating" would be a deal breaker for those two. And is it really cheating if the other knows and tacitly approves or at least doesn't make a big deal out of it? Besides, I am pretty sure Brad knows all of Angie secrets,and he probably has a few of his own that she knows about.
ReplyDeleteSo did Enty just out Angie that she is chasing the dragon again? If she is, then she must be using a vein that one of her tattoo's covers.
The Enquirer gets a lot of stories wrong, but they broke some big ones: the John Edwards story, they broke the Jesse Jackson child-out-of-wedlock story, the Whitney Houston on crack living like a hoarder story, the Rush Limbaugh pain killer addiction story, and they reported the Tiger Woods cheating scandal before his Thanksgiving day car accident.
ReplyDeleteIIRC the National Enquirer uses the same law firm in DC for "fact checking" that the Clintons use, erm, for other purposes. The owner is quite a Hilary supporter, hence the glee with John Edwards. I remember hearing in legal circles that the wall between the Clinton teams and the Lewinski teams during the blue dress was uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteWhile I find it hard to believe a mother of 6 younger kids would find time to cheat...it is Angie, so who knows?
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't surprise me if either cheated (or if they just had an open marriage) but I don't believe this story. Especially the wedding part.
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