Academy Awards Live Blog

Titanic 3D because James Cameron needs more money

6p-7p

The scary thing about this award is seeing Angelina's skeleton hand.

Just give it to Christopher Plummer. Forget all this. Waste of time.

Hugo. Again.

Apparently in Ben Stiller's world Harry is pronounced Har e

Emma Stone is upstaging Ben Stiller in more ways than one.

The cartoon with the smoking creatures wins! Yay for kids!

Hi, my name is "sniff." Robert Downey "sniff." Oh f**k it, Give me a second. I need to run to the bathroom.

Love Undefeated!!

It's like Iron Man but without CGI. The writing is just as bad.

Cirque De Soleil is in that theatre the rest of the year and you would think they would get this one night off. Nope.

Ellen in the JCP commercial is funnier than the entire show so far

They make it seem like Best Actor is next & not 4 hrs down the road. I want Clooney to lose because he thinks he is going to win

Mark Wahlberg is Nostradamus. Hugo wins again

Martin Scorcese and Harry Carey. Long lost twins

Hugo wins their 33rd win of the night and the worst pun.

If every speech was that short, we would be finished

Two years in a row. Still can't remember their name. Good job though guys!

Quite the porn star stache on Bradley Cooper.

It's a Christopher Guest sketch!

Yay Octavia!!

Jennifer Chastain's mom is wearing a rock museum around her neck. Nothing says high fashion like Geodes.

Nick Nolte hand clap. Hold one hand steady and move the other. Christian Bale should just always yell.

Iran won huh?

5p-6p

Can Brad Pitt complete... a sentence... without pausing..... every.... two words

For one year I think the crew people should get the front row seats. It is the same damn statue. Can you see Meryl Streep being a gaffer? Yeah, but a gaffer could easily be in an Adam Sandler movie.

That is as close as Jennifer Lopez is getting to an Academy Award

Twilight? At the Oscars? Really?

Steel drums make me want Red Stripe and jerk chicken. Oh, and to watch Cool Runnings.

That woman looks like when Maya Rudolph used to play Donatella Versace

The guy looked like a Yeti in a suit and its always 420 in his world

Tom Hanks looks really good.

Next time, turn up Billy's microphone or turn down the band

Nothing makes people feel better about the economy than millionaires presenting gold statutes to each other.

Tom Cruise thought it was a Scientology meeting. Just had to get himself in the show.

Did Billy Crystal get work done or is his hairline receding?

Way to start off the show. The guy who has sex with his granddaughter.

Why do I think Brian Grazer has told other women to come back to his office for tequila

Is Natalie Portman wearing a sundress? Did she wash her hair?

George Clooney likes them with a touch of skank. Arm band tattoo followed by a wrestler. She does look good though.

Bradley Cooper. Nothing exciting to say, just had not posted in a few minutes.

4p-5p

And she is healed. Did anyone see the woman get out of the wheelchair and stand?

Jennifer Lopez looks like the Oscar statue. Only female. And not naked. Well, almost naked.

Rico Rodriguez was hilarious.

I like how the British interviewer slips in all the British slang while interviewing the British Colin Firth.

Kristen Wiig's writing partner should stick to writing and give up being interviewed.

George Clooney's mom looks 20

Christopher Plummer is wearing purple velvet. Reminds me of a Crown Royal bottle.

I think Nina Garcia is drunk. So am I. How else can I get through the next five hours?

Ugggh. Seriously? Time does not make Cher's dress or Bjork's dress better.

I always expect Rooney Mara to sound like an Eastern European because she looks like that Russian in Dodgeball.

Tim Gunn wearing Spanx. Nice mental image.