Academy Awards Live Blog Part 2
OK, time for serious drinking. Its been fun. Don't be a stranger.
I love Uggie.
Really anti-climatic.
The crazy just wafts off Tom Cruise
Its been a long time for Meryl since she won. Viola coming over to kiss her is so classy.
"Brad, when you hit on me that night when you were stoned, who knew I would be up here talking about you for Best Actor."
I think George popped a blood vessel.
Closeup on Clooney's face if he loses. I bet he will be halfway out of his seat while Natalie is opening the envelope.
Tom Cruise talking about movies is just like his Scientology rant. That creepy laugh.
Steve Jobs for?????? Elizabeth Taylor was rightfully last.
Jimmy Kimmel as John Cusack
7p-8p
No Oprah. Today is the 7th day and God rested.
The Artist director slipped some tongue to his wife. A real kiss. Not just air. I love French accents.
Hello Ireland. Just for that win, I will celebrate St. Patrick's Day for the next 15 minutes.
Hello Milla. Come look at my Fifth Element.
You know what the Oscars is missing? The Emmy Award singers. #givewilmervalderramaajob
Start with the guy who f**ks his granddaughter & give an award to the guy who f**ks his daughter.Voters have scary stuff on their hard drive
Please be Bridesmaids
Huh. I think Wahlberg picked Moneyball. Angelina was pretty excited a non Brad Pitt movie won.
I almost saw Angelina's "Jolie"
Will Arnett is a funny funny man. Doing a Hulu commercial and mentioning Arrested Development which will only be on Netflix
You can skip the actresses when passing out the candy and popcorn.
Would you rather lose if there were 9 others against you?
50/50 chance of picking best original song
Jonah Hill was behind Brad and Angelina. Now he is next to them. Baby sitter interview?
Penelope Cruz looks like a Spanish Grace Kelly tonight.
An old white guy is the President of the Academy. Shocker.
Frist!
ReplyDeleteFrist?
ReplyDeleteHow many drinks have YOU had, andrew?
ReplyDeleteI know you weren't talking to me, EmEyeKay, but I've had 5 shots. Wish i had more, really. ;)
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteSomeone get Nolte out of there! Billy was just wrong to mind read him as AAAARRRGGGG.
ReplyDeleteClick on the title of the new post and view it as a page instead of as a pop up box. Click refresh to see more comments. Make your lives easier. :)
ReplyDeleteI am so glad Angie changed it up by going with clingy black with red lipstick.
ReplyDeleteYour killing me tonight enty, thank you!
I love it when Billy does and thats what they're thinking! HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteCamy looked cute.
ReplyDelete"This boring note from an Academy suit brought to you by the Association of American Distillers..."
ReplyDeleteJackie, sorry :(
ReplyDeleteThis is going to hurt. I get to see my hero John Williams lose best score.
ReplyDeleteSo is this where all the cool kids are posting now? :)
ReplyDeletePenelope looks gorgeous, very Grace Kelly
ReplyDeleteoh ecua, you're cool too!
ReplyDeletethere's your tintin jason
ReplyDeleteLook at Owen next to Penelope. No wonder he's depressed. It's not just his looks - to me, he doesn't act. His mannerisms and the way he speaks are ALWAYS the same.
ReplyDeleteTinTin was terrific.
ReplyDeleteSAY THEIR GODDAMN NAMES!!!
ReplyDeleteFS - thanks for the short cut!
ReplyDeleteNo worries, Em!
ReplyDeleteTotally think The Artist composer should win
Aw, thanks, EmEyeKay!
ReplyDeleteDid Penelope cut her hair?
ReplyDeletedid he just drop a condom?
ReplyDeleteoh yay Uggie showed up! Harvey from TMZ gave a big plea for him to be there.
ReplyDeleteI've got so much love to give...especially to you, Penelope Cruz. Meet me out back.
ReplyDeleteoh god, cymbals
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome amazonblue, glad someone finally saw it. I'll keep reposting it from time to time. :)
ReplyDeleteI don't even speak french and that made me choke up a little.
ReplyDeletethat should take care of the buzzing sound
ReplyDeletei think will ferrell ought to host
ReplyDeletehe would just tear up some of those pretentious peeps
Will and Zach - my heart is bursting! They're better in the same outfit than Tommy Boy and Dustin in Rain Man.
ReplyDeleteFS, I think you should. I think those who don't understand get too far behind to read when you post the instructions.
ReplyDeleteLook! Its Mr Poppers Penguins!
ReplyDeleteHows it original score if he took some of Vertigo's and other scores in his "original score?" Oh wel
ReplyDeleteI love Will Ferrell. I just do.
ReplyDeleteSo this is off topic but as a lurker, I have wondered where Rita has been!?! Sorry if this has already been discussed on the site but I haven't seen any comments from her in weeks. I've always appreciated her opinion here...
ReplyDeleteFIGWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWill is one of my favorites
ReplyDelete@Amy - Exactly. And 8 minutes worth. What Harvey W. wants Harvey gets.
ReplyDeleteJust curious if she has been around?
ReplyDeleteAll hail Bacchus!!
ReplyDeleteMs. Good, she's just not HERE, but she's around, I talked to her the other day on a different site. Some people were really rude to her and I think it bummed her out, but I don't know for sure. I miss her, too. She was always nice to everyone, even if they were total fuckwads.
ReplyDeleteLike these people eat buttery popcorn...
ReplyDeleteWhere are you @bnl?
ReplyDeleteAre ya done in girl?
Delete@kj - I could get behind Will as a host.
ReplyDeleteGet ready Jackie, Angie is coming up!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the welcomes in the last thread, y'all are awesome. I love the posts here, read 'em almost every day.
ReplyDeleteWasn't ZachG a popular guess to a Blind about a funny who hugs all the ladies and asks them out?
@EmEye - Rita has as much right to be hear as any of us. Tell her I said hello.
ReplyDeleteHere, here!
DeleteYou people are soused!
ReplyDeleteYou guys don't think Will would be a little much for a host? He's so bigger-than-life.
ReplyDeleteAngelina is going to present? Wow.
ReplyDeletewhat happened to the adjusting microphone? They had one in previous years, fun to watch it go up and down.
ReplyDeleteJason, I'm writing it down right now so I don't forget - I will do it tomorrow morning, promise. And ITA with you on that.
ReplyDelete@bnl - you ok? I'm with @RenoBlondee, we haven't heard from you for awhile.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she hooked up with Vinnie/Paulie....
I'm feeling it already, Laura!! LOL
ReplyDeleteDRINK!
ReplyDeleteEeeek, put that chicken leg away, AJ!
ReplyDeleteHello Morticia Addams.
ReplyDeleteHow's your leg Angie?
ReplyDeleteO M G Angie giving good LEG
ReplyDeleteOMG just had to down a fifth of Scotch!
ReplyDeleteAngie is fucked up. Or was earlier in the evening and should now be in bed.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with Angie Jo??, she seems more off than usual.
ReplyDeleteif the camera puts on ten pounds and angie's lips weight 20, just how much does she weight?
ReplyDeleteLOL Andrew
ReplyDeleteWelcome Thumb. I was hoping Rita would show tonight. She was fun on GGs' night.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, there's Angie.... I got some drinking to do...
Angie even stands weird.
ReplyDeleteCalifblondy, I had SUCH A HEADACHE the next day!
ReplyDeleteAngie please eat something so my previous lesbian fantasy with you can come back
ReplyDeleteIs the co-writer of The Descendants named Fat Nixon?
ReplyDeleteFair or not, no screenplay will win an Oscar with George's name on it.
ReplyDeleteAngie looks ha-ha-hammered.
ReplyDeleteMoby co-wrote The Descendants?
ReplyDeleteAngie needs to go the way of Demi...REHAB!!!
ReplyDeleteHhahahahahahaaa...these are funny dudes
ReplyDeleteYeah, Angue seems completely out of it. She looks weird too.
ReplyDeleteMeant Angie of course, lol
Deletethe dude making fun of Angie will never be heard from again...
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl who dated Payne in the mid-90s. What a wackadoo she was! She ended up stalking him after he dumped her.
ReplyDeleteAhahaha the guy is posing like Angie too! Priceless. I like Alexander Payne (Sideways, swoon).
ReplyDelete"What a great night for my mother to be in the audience." -Mike Wisouski
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else here the tunnel sound when they talk into the mic?
ReplyDeleteAngie's forehead is so shiny I can se MYSELF in it.
ReplyDeleteYay! Dean Pelton won an Oscar!
ReplyDeleteAngie's arms are sooooo skinny.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad that guy called AJ out on her ridiculous vamp-pose!
ReplyDeleteI know it won't happen, but please Kristen win!
ReplyDeleteI wanted the Wiig to win =(
ReplyDeletePayne's has to somewhat cool if his favorite movie is La Dolce Vita.
ReplyDeleteYAY WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
And the Oscar goes to the creep who is currently f-ing his former stepdaughter.
ReplyDeletegreat the child molesters are well represented tonight
ReplyDeleteThanks for the update Em! I missed that particular thread but can understand the frustration. I hope she comes back. Most of the time she says what I am thinking which is great because I can't usually post during the day.
ReplyDeleteI've seen her on other sites too but lately CDAN is all I have had time for.
Wener Herzog. YES!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe Woody won! Good for him. Though it's obvious why he is usually shunned.
ReplyDeleteI meant Werner. Not Wener. I'm gone.
ReplyDeleteRDJ in this video - priceless. I hope that he makes it.
ReplyDeleteFunny, Jason, I didn't even notice the typo
ReplyDeleteUgh I am really over Sacha Baron Cohen. I just don't get his brand of humor.
ReplyDeleteAdam...I love you...but the truth is you need to spend some of your millions on some new clothes..
ReplyDeleteI guess that Polanski's win broke the Academy's creep-o-ban, because I thought Woody would never win again.
ReplyDeleteI share your sentiments on Penelope Cruz tonight, Enty. She looks timelessly elegant, and so beautiful. Michelle Williams isn't looking too bad either.
ReplyDelete@Jason at least you didn't type Weiner Herzog!
ReplyDeleteI'm not a big fan of Penelope Cruz but she did look very nice today, one of the best if not the best.
ReplyDeleteMy Mom picked Midnight In Paris to win, I said No Way. Meh. Haven't seen any of his flicks since Crimes & Misdemeanors, my loss more than his am sure. Just can't get past the seducing-the-stepdaughter-he-helped-raise part.
ReplyDeleteMs. Good, the same thing used to happen to me all the time - she'd say what I was going to say, so I agreed with her a lot.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of my sister so much, they write the same.
Mila looks weird too. But that could be the vodka.
ReplyDeleteMilla looks like she REALLY wants us to find her sexy.
ReplyDeleteHey, Enty and I said the same thing about Penelope. He's got good taste :)
ReplyDeleteWiig looks awesome tonight, she really is a natural beauty.
ReplyDeleteI love the those ladies - why can't they group host the Oscars!
ReplyDeleteMULTIPASS
ReplyDeleteThe best bit so far was that writer striking a pose like Angie.
ReplyDeleteThis program is such a shitfest. It just sucks!!!
All of their pretentious jokes: Making a million for voicing a cartoon; buying the Dodgers. It's like douchebag central up in there.
Was that bit with RDJ and Goop supposed to be entertaining?
All of your comments are cracking me up.
Aw, what a nice dad.
ReplyDeleteRead something about Kristin that said when she dresses up for the red carpet her goal is to look "haunted". Huh.
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay if you chat with Rita again. Let her know everbody at some points gets into a tangle with some trolls.
ReplyDeleteI got into a huge thing once becuase some took offense at my using "hubris" in the wrong context in their over educated egotistical eyes.
Trolls go away, if she ever gets into a thing again we are here and have her back.
I love Melissa McCarthy but that dress does nothing for her.
ReplyDeleteYup, that dress is a dud!!
DeleteSCORSESE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome!
ReplyDeleteI really like that black disco dress on Rose. Dig her fashion sense.
ReplyDeleteGOUP HOST NEXT YEAR!! Scorsese - DRINK!
ReplyDelete@timebob, I'm putting you on the list!
ReplyDeleteEmEm, we'll do a hangover check in the morning. Right Enty?
ReplyDeleteOMG, now we know the drinking game word. That was funny. Scorcese looked clueless.
I guess we should have gone with Scorsese instead of Angelina.
ReplyDeletedidn't someone suggest Scorsese earlier? Am I confused?
ReplyDeletewow, ellie's hair perfectly matches her dress. or vice versa
ReplyDeleteHA, Scorcese is the IRL drinking word game? Love it.
ReplyDelete"Swamp rats from Lousisiana". They look like characters.
Spare me with the fucking trolls bullshit....
ReplyDeleteSome of you are just a little too precious with yourselves.
I'm sorry, but I'm usually into this show. This year, not so much. I'm glad I'm hanging with you all, but I also wish I watched the Walking Dead. Love that show.
ReplyDeleteWhen does Jimmy start? I'm holding out for him..
ReplyDeleteWe had Hugo winning but we should have added Scorsese by name!
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a very exciting Oscars at all!
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay the Scorcese drinking game originated at the SAG Awares by the bridesmaids actresses
ReplyDeleteoh to have been on the set of Bridesmaids...!
ReplyDeleteThat was me that mentioned the Scorsese drinking game - The girls started it at the GG's
ReplyDeleteis anyone going to watch GCB? this is the first i've heard of it
ReplyDeleteI was precious with myself once in public and almost got arrested.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Amy
ReplyDeleteLOL @Netta!
I never saw any fighting with Rita on here. Was that suring the GG live chat?
ReplyDeleteEr, During.
ReplyDeleteGCB looks like a great new show...
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas - I had a big crush on him in the 80's. Not so much now.
I think Michael is looking good for being as sick as he was.
ReplyDeleteGood Christian Bitches looks awesome.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person who cant STAND a Woody Allen film? I tried, but nothing works for me
ms. cool, I don't remember when, not that night tho.
ReplyDelete@Netta lmao!
ReplyDeleteThank GOD, not Woody Allen.
ReplyDeleteMarty's dissed again, y'all.
ReplyDeleteMichel having my tissues won.
ReplyDeleteAmy, I don't like Woody either. :)
ReplyDeleteMorgan Freeman didn't clap for the short documentary award going to the burn victim treatment movie. Made him look uncaring. Sandra Bullock was near tears. Or acted like it.
ReplyDeleteamy, that is NOT what it stands for... is it?
ReplyDeletejeez, i am watching this without a drink. it's too late to start now. ugh
ReplyDelete@Amy I don't get the Woody love either.
ReplyDelete@Amy - I've never been a big fan of Woody Allen. I thought a few of his films were amusing in the seventies and early eighties, but nothing since. What's worse I don't even like those now. A couple of years ago I saw Manhattan on TCM. I loved it when it came out, but now I just thought it was appalling.
ReplyDeleteOn another channel, we are missing boardroom action on Celebrity Apprentice. I hope it's killing the Trump to know he's losing his time slot BY FAR.
ReplyDeleteI remember Texshan giving Rita a hard time.
ReplyDelete@KJ it's never too late!
ReplyDeleteMeryl looks amazing!
ReplyDelete...says the guy who can't type "first" ;)
ReplyDeleteMeryl IS amazing!!
ReplyDeleteYep, it is never too late so grab a glass. I like it when everyone gets along - I told y'all I was naive.
ReplyDeleteOmg they are so full of themselves gross.
ReplyDeleteYes! They really can't get overthemselves tonight! I'm losing interest- I highly doubt even actors care about "Best Edited Non Cartoon jerkfest soundtrack" award. Cut it ti 2 hrs max, just show us the major awards and call it a night.
Deletec'mon, andrew, made that joke just for you!
ReplyDeleteYawn....
ReplyDeleteI loathe Woody Allen films. Mostly because he makes the lead actor portray him, including the annoying way he talk/whines. That, and the creepy predatory way he initiated a relationship with his stepdaughter. Gross. I just can't get past it.
ReplyDeleteI think the GG live blog had more people than are here tonight.
ReplyDeletedidn't we break 900 comments?
ReplyDeleteI didn't like the guy making fun of Angelina.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if she looked like an idiot.
So immature. Is he a child?
I expect a kid to make fun of someone, not an adult.
I think there is about the same amount as posters as the GG's - maybe more comments?
ReplyDeletehannah, he'll never work again, so i'm sure he's learned his lesson.
ReplyDeleteI think the best part of this show is the commercials....
ReplyDeleteTissue Time!
ReplyDeletethey aren't giving us a lot of comment-worthy material, except "yawn"
ReplyDeleteIf Woody had won the directing Oscar there might have been a half-hearted response. Two would have been hard for a lot of people in the hall to take, I'm guessing.
ReplyDeletechrist, we were all talking about our jobs earlier!
ReplyDeletethe fro is back
ReplyDeleteFro!
ReplyDelete@Jason B E & all--just wanted to chime in and say that I was here for both the GG blog and tonight's live blog. Have been thoroughly enjoying everyone's commentary.
ReplyDelete@EyEmKay - yes it stands for Good Christian Bitches - book series....
ReplyDeleteWho is this?
when did Ken Russell die?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Netta.
ReplyDeleteI haven't liked a Woody Allen movie in years and years, but I did think Midnight in Paris looked interesting.
I think I'm flipping the channel to Amazing Race... but I'll keep up with the drinking and checking in here.
thanks Amy. I wondered...
ReplyDeleteKen Russell died in November...
ReplyDeleteAnd Jim Rash, the bald guy that made fun of Angelina, is on Community with Joel McHale... He is hilarious
... and I shouldn't be, but I'm surprised.
ReplyDeleteAw, ending with La Liz.
ReplyDeleteThere are heads wagging in Emeryville that Jobs got an "Executive" nod. He actually had very little to do with building Pixar.
ReplyDeleteI realize that Whitney was on a downhill slant for a long time - but I'm still upset. Waiting to Exhale is one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteplease god, dont let lindsey lohan be elizabeth taylor even on the lifetime network.
ReplyDeleteplease god, dont let lindsey lohan be elizabeth taylor even on the lifetime network.
ReplyDeleteoh god, I know that guy, he scares me, but he IS FUNNY. Well, I guess he'll work again, just get an awful lot of s@#t.
ReplyDeleteCrap..I'm lost in blogger world.
ReplyDeleteThe commericials do rock
ReplyDeleteRIP Liz.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if somewhere Woody Allen is saying "Really? Are you, are you sure?".
ReplyDeleteThey almost changed it to Good Christian Belles for the TV show, but decided to go back to the original book title, but to abbreviate it for TV ads.
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