Woman With Two Vaginas Gets $1M Porn Offer
This week, Hazel Jones shared with an television audience that she was born with a condition which gives her two vaginas and two cervix's. There is a fancy medical name for it, but with those things I can never pronounce them. I think they do the same thing at certain restaurants just to make you feel inadequate. I also appreciate when a restaurant has the name for something that is truly bizarre and of which you have never heard so you have to ask a waiter for a description of what the item is and they look at you like you have the IQ of LeAnn Rimes.
As you know Vivid is in the business of porn and making crazy offers so they offered Hazel $1M to star in a porn. She said no and I said good for her and it seemed like she was saying no because she was disgusted by doing porn. Now, I am not so sure. I decided all of this before actually reading the background and it turns out that she and her husband go to sex clubs all the time and she loves showing off her two vaginas so I guess maybe she wants more money? I don't know. I do know that I need to shower now which is tough to do at work. People stare. Probably because there are not actual showers per se, just sinks in the bathroom so it looks kind of strange to see a naked fat man using sink in the bathroom as a shower.
