Over the weekend, LeAnn Rimes went on one of her imaginary witch hunts. Every so often I think she wakes up in the middle of the night and thinks people are talking to her. One day it might be people are whispering in her head that she is too skinny. Other times they might be whispering about how she helped break up a marriage and freaks out about it. This is why you will sometimes see her running around with her hands over her ears. I always thought it was because Eddie was trying to sing Can't Fight The Moonlight.
Now LeAnn thinks people are talking about her ovaries. I want to go on record as saying I have never discussed LeAnn Rimes' ovaries. Have you? Were you and your guests sitting around over the holidays stumped for discussion topics when someone popped up and said, "Oooh. What about LeAnn Rimes' ovaries?" Yeah, right after the eggnog. In any event, LeAnn Tweeted about it over the weekend and asked people to stop talking about her ovaries and her getting pregnant.
"I have never even tried so please stop discussing my ovaries LOL... Unfortunately it's beyond not true & not something I feel people should throw around cause it takes some couples a long time to conceive & some never can. You didn't offend me, I just think its crazy that people make articles out of nonsense, so when it comes to me and all the speculation I have to laugh :)"
I laugh at you all the time to LeAnn. I mean I laugh with you. Yeah, that one.
"I have never even tried so please stop discussing my ovaries LOL... Unfortunately it's beyond not true & not something I feel people should throw around cause it takes some couples a long time to conceive & some never can. You didn't offend me, I just think its crazy that people make articles out of nonsense, so when it comes to me and all the speculation I have to laugh :)"
I laugh at you all the time to LeAnn. I mean I laugh with you. Yeah, that one.
Not enough to see her bikini pics, now we might see some of her ovaries on social network... Wonder if they're skinny and sad as well.
ReplyDeleteCan't say I've been part of that conversation, no. And if I don't type out the words now, I can STILL say I've never been part of such a conversation. Done.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've never once thought of her & her ovaries. Could care less; kind of makes me ill, though. And I only think of her when she does stupid press releases like these and entertainment sites pick it up. Argh. Why won't she just go away...
ReplyDeleteRemember when she was known for her singing? Yeah, me neither.
ReplyDeleteShe is such a weirdo. It's fun to look at her Twitter sometimes though because she will post random, snarky comments or photos - obviously aimed at Brandi.
ReplyDeleteLove how this trick always comes up with "relevant" shit after Brandi has air time the night before...
ReplyDeleteIf anything, it's probably EDDIE who is concerned about the state of her ovum, specifically so he can lock-down a Trust Fund baby in 5...4...3...2...
ReplyDelete^^your first comment, so true.
ReplyDeleteCan't Fight the Moonlight lyrics are almost as trite and stupid as Every Rose Has Its Thorn.
ReplyDeleteShe is such a ridiculous fame whore, gross!
ReplyDeleteShe knows how to get people talking, at any rate.
ReplyDeleteAnd we're not laughing at her, we're laughing near her.
Imagine if she were to procreate-- what a nightmare if she had a mini-me to raise! I'm content with the way it is now. IMHO Her narcissism doesn't play well with children.
ReplyDeleteMaybe her mom asked when Leann would make her a granny.
ReplyDeletePlease..............................
ReplyDeleteIt's probably hard to get pregnant when you're bulimic.
ReplyDeleteI watched RHOBH last night and I can see how she would envy Brandi's body. Wow, she was flawless in that tiny bikini.
ReplyDeletei just don't get this girl or where she took a wrong turn...i remember when she was a little 13 yr old powerhouse belting out 'blue'...and to think she's come to this.... #heartbreaking
ReplyDeleteShe can't get pregnant Not because she's too skinny. Crotch rot has clogged her tubes. Terminator strength sperm won't last
ReplyDeleteHer ovaries are probably dehydrated and about to shatter and blow about her body like a dandelion. Unless she has a sandwich and a shake, I don't think we have to worry about a mini me.
ReplyDeleteLol Megley! Exactly.
ReplyDeleteI dislike LeeAnn so much. I don't care about her ovaries, I don't care about her, and as brash as Brandi can be, I like her so much more.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Eddie is hoping he can be as lucky as KFed & knock her up twice. But as Sue Ellen said, hard to get pregnant when you're bulimic.
ReplyDeleteCan you picture it - LeAnn, watching the Housewives, sobbing whenever they show Brandi in the bikini. Eddie comes in the room and says "Wow, can you believe that woman popped out two of my kids?!?". I might have to make up a story about my ovaries if I had to deal with that too.
ReplyDelete@nolachickee: I'll bet he doesn't say anything--just sits there staring with his mouth hanging open until she slugs him and breaks a bone in her hand.
ReplyDeleteShe's repulsive.
I always thought it sounded like she sang "Can't fuck the moonlight".
ReplyDeleteWhich is true.
I haven't really spent much of my energy thinking about her ovaries, but I do agree with her statement. Don't ask people "when" they are going to have babies. 1 - it's none of your business 2 - it's really quite rude. You don't know if someone is trying really hard and and can't conceive for some reason. My stepmother in law is THISCLOSE to me punching her in the face. Next time she asks, I might not be able to restrain myself.
@Robert - yeah, his mouth hanging open and his eyes popping out of his head like in a cartoon. Your scenario closest to their real life for sure!
ReplyDeletePeople wonder about 'her ovaries' because a mother horse with a new foal is always a touching scene. Can you really blame them?
ReplyDeleteI have never once discussed LeAnn with anyone, let alone her ovaries.
ReplyDeleteJoyMama- Brandi- who definitely IS cooler than LeAnn as far as attitude and personality for sure, did have a pretty fantastic bikini body. However, in the long shot of her as she was walking back to the girls on the beach her legs look VERY THIN. And I always hesitate to praise a woman for having 'a flawless body' just because they are very thin. In my opinion last night Camille had the better body, because it was obvious by her abs she works out for it. Also, Brandi is very tall, that combined with a low body weight would render many women 'flawless' in people's eyes. To be short and have the kind of body Camille does (minus the scary fake boobs) is more of an acheivement to me than simply being a string bean.
ReplyDeleteIf I were LeAnn I would be jealous of Brandi's attititude and demeanor and awesomeness, rather than her body.
As a matter of fact, just the other night my wife and I were talking about LeAnn Rimes' ovaries.
ReplyDelete@AndrewBW LOL!
ReplyDeleteWow...she's so delusional. I did address Brandi G in another blog though, but I didn't make fun of her like I'm making fun of Leann in this one.
ReplyDeleteSo sad. I feel bad for Leanne when Eddie eventually leaves her.
LeAnn has to keep her ovaries on dry ice. She wouldnt dare gain a pound or two, even the fake pounds required for a pillow baby.
ReplyDelete"...even the fake pounds required for a pillow baby."
ReplyDeleteLOL! This is going to follow Beyonce around for the rest of her life. Kaaaarma.
I liked Coyote Ugly (typed with deep shame).
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Maja - ITA! The "When are you gonna have a baby/start a family" questions get SO old!
I don't remember reading any ovary related speculation but maybe people were tweeting her those questions...?? Why I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt, I'm unsure.
i was talking about her pancreas but her ovaries? nah.
ReplyDelete@ Maja. With a J.& Lelaina Pierce- I'm with you on that one! My m-i-l has been asking us since day one of our marriage (we eloped) when we are going to give her grandchildren. Many of my friends ask as well, just because they are the same age as me and have already popped out multiples.
ReplyDeleteI'm just not interested, neither is my hubby. We're young and nomadic, a baby just wouldn't work with our lifestyle at the moment. Luckily my mom gets it, but she is honestly the only female in my life who does. I can't imagine how frustrating it would be to be trying to get pregnant and be bombarded with these rude questions.
As for LeAnn, the only way she has been able to get people to talk about her is by asking people not to on Twitter; this is just more press she is not worthy of having.
sooo.... she quasi admits to her and Eddie having trouble conceiving in the same post that she uses to deny it? Looking for attention much? I think so.
ReplyDelete@ Maja. With a J.& Lelaina Pierce & b- The next time they ask, you should tell them, "Oh, we were just trying last night! Here, we filmed it all on my camera phone. As you can see, he was wearing the loose boxers to facilitate a higher sperm count, but he had them off before we started filming. I'll just fast forward through the foreplay here..."
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they won't ask after that-- but you should consider making the sex tape to call their bluff just in case.
@Goggles Pisano - Ha! You're so right! I might have to try that...
ReplyDeleteThe only thing worse than being asked if we're trying to have a kid is having people tell us that they are trying. I can't help but to picture it, ewwww!
@b Most of our fam has stopped asking for now. It's more like your friends who are all on # 2-4. We're so behind!
ReplyDelete@Goggles - Def need to remember that one. My usual, "eventually" isn't working. ;)