Vanessa Paradis Makes No Sense

Vanessa Paradis hit a red carpet yesterday and of course was asked about the status of her relationship with Johnny Depp. You know, because good quality pirates are hard to find for bedroom games. Anyway, Vanessa said "You know, when I eat three peas, I'm pregnant. When I visit a city, I'm buying a house. In the winter I separate, in the summer I marry. It's been fifteen years since I've been getting married every year. In addition I have to answer all these rumors!"

Yeah, but you did not really answer anything. I guess just the fact she showed up solo to the premiere should say a whole lot.