US Weekly Tells Us Something We Already Knew

Every week US Weekly has some fascinating new story which they claim as an exclusive. Usually I only get upset if it is one of my blind items I revealed that they are now claiming as their own. Seriously, if you employ hundreds of reporters you should be able to kick my ass around the room on a daily basis. I am a guy who spends a couple of hours a day trying to read and type while not trying to get caught by my boss.

This time though US Weekly is exclusively claiming that Russell has seeing other women. I have not even been blind about that. I have been saying since they were married that he has been seeing other women. I said it at least once or twice a month and since they split I grew bored with myself talking about how he is having sex with other women. Apparently though, US Weekly caters to those who only get their gossip in supermarket checkout lines and probably think Jennifer Aniston is simply having the longest gestation period on record.