One of the reasons I am dieting this year is because I think that I am honestly about a C cup and in some cases maybe even a D. I'm tired of having a huge set of moobs. I seriously feel like I could wear a bra sometime. I have always felt like if I could lose the weight, I would have no moobs. Then I look at this photo of Steven Tyler on the beach and the guy is skin and bones, obviously wears a sock in his shorts and has some pretty big moobs for a skinny guy. With his hair pulled back like that, I actually thought he was a topless woman at a beach for a second. Then as I kept looking down I realized that it was actually a dude and dude looks like a lady. You like how I did that? Pretty impressive I know.
Wow...and he's so skinny, this is not attractive at all.
ReplyDeleteFunny Enty!
ReplyDeleteBut eeek, old moobs, old moobs, old droopy moobs!
What was it on Seinfeld, that man bras that Costanza's father fashioned with Kramer? The Bro?
Oh, and that sock is quite petite if you ask me!
ReplyDeleteRita- it was the manzierre!!
ReplyDeleteLindsey - Thank you! I was scratching my head over that one. Ah, the manzierre... on a big hairy back no less!
ReplyDeleteCDAN - destroying one teen fantasy at a time LOL
ReplyDelete@BigMama - ha!
ReplyDelete@Rita - I think in photos of him in jeans, he looks like he's wearing a sock. This pic surprised me, I was under the impression his package was larger than what we're looking at.
Ewwww, Steven Tyler's package! No thanks.
Enty, I know you love the bacon, but you're right, if you want to get healthy you're going to need to cut some of it out. Be healthy. We like you and want you to stick around!
put a fucking shirt on.
ReplyDeletebetween that and his face, he is just gross.
to borrow another Seinfeld reference: The water was cold! Shrinkage!
ReplyDeletePoor Steve, but to be fair, I think *most* men have some moobs after 45 or so.
@EmEyeKay - great, thanks, now I have The Hangover's old-man balls image in my head.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Kasey Kahne to complain about hanging boobs via Twitter in 4,3,2...
ReplyDeleteBras are fun Enty ;)
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, that photo was gross, I'm eating lunch here.
Oh dear. He does look like an older woman hanging out at the beach.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of that ol' song: Do you do you do you St Tropez?
ReplyDeleteOh Rita, so sorry...!
ReplyDeleteUgh..How was he ever a sex symbol? Not even hair on his chest. He seriously needs to stuff his swimsuit.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of boobs increasing with age, after a life of wearing the same size bra, suddenly at 55 I've increased in both cup and band, wtf?
ReplyDeleteThat pic is nasty on so many levels.
^You mean, there's still hope for us "petite cups"?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I've got to admit that my late husband (he was 22 years older than me) had a physique kind of like Tyler's. He was thin, and he had slight manboobs. It is part of the aging process -- you can certainly tell that Tyler has lived hard and has not had a face-lift. However, unlike Tyler, my husband was still quite impressive down below.
ReplyDeleteLooks don't always count, especially if you are a world-famous rock and roller with money (btw, unlike my late husband).
Aww, cut him some slack. He is essentially a "little, old man" now, as proven by that pic. It's just a pic of a little, old man at the beach. Who happens to be Steven Tyler!
ReplyDeletewhat has been seen cannot be unseen.
ReplyDeletethis is right up there w/ michael lohan's armpit and the freaky kim kardashian up-the-nose pic.
#icknast
He bears a striking resemblance to Janice Dickenson.
ReplyDelete*LMAO @ RQ*
ReplyDeleteBut yeah. He used to be on my laminated five. NOT ANYMORE.
He was seriously hot when he was younger though.
I think part of the problem is that he is so thin, and that he has almost no fat on his body (boobs have a large layer of fat). So his moobs droop because there's not much to keep them lifted.
ReplyDeletemaybe he is on some kind of hormone therapy that involves estrogen. he looks so feminine.
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw this pic earlier I thought he look nasty. He really needs a bra hahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Steven Tyler? I just see a photo of Janet Reno.
ReplyDeleteMaybe hes a grower not a shower. Dude does pretty well for his age and the abuse he put his body through.
ReplyDeletelmfao@ dudelookslikealady!!
ReplyDeleteOh Geezus he has Prom Queen breasts. And yes at first I too thought it was a pix of a lezbo....Miss Jane Hathaway.
ReplyDelete@pookie - HA! :)
ReplyDeleteHard to believe it wasn't THAT long ago he was on my laminated list.
Maybe he'll register for "Trunks with Mesh."
ReplyDeleteThe breasts of an 11 year old girl and the face of a 90 year old woman. Sooooo attractive.
ReplyDeleteLadies - he was on your top 5 lists? Seriously??? I mean, even back in the day, I couldn't hit that.
He's got gynecomastia. Maybe he's on estrogen or testosterone blockers for medical reasons.
ReplyDeleteI can't look at him even when he is wearing a shirt.
ReplyDeleteLMAO! @"Dude looks like a lady"! That was too good!
ReplyDeletewow he looks like shite
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