Simon Cowell Is Taking A Break from His Fiancee
With the exception of the first two weeks they were engaged, I think Simon Cowell and his fiancee, Mezhgan Hussainy have been taking a break the entire time. Ever since she found out that she was not going to get a key to his place and was going to have ring the buzzer at the gate and the house before being let in, I think she knew that Simon was not exactly into this whole getting married thing. Simon goes out with and vacations with other women and I don't think the other women are staying in separate bedrooms. Simon told the Daily Mirror that the relationship is complicated, and oh, get this. Simon is vulnerable. Whatever. He says the relationship is in a purgatory. Well, he said not on or off. To me that is purgatory and means that it is off.
his rehab for smoking is just to avoid his fiancée
ReplyDeleteI admire Simon, because he is one of those people who just should never get married, and he's honest with himself about it. I was shocked when he got engaged, and will be even more so if he gets to the altar.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't he give his ex's wonderful parting gifts - like a house?
ReplyDeleteHe's never getting married and he knows it.
Because if you'd rather shill some bullshit story about SMOKING REHAB (uhh, really? Hello? Nicorette? E-Cig? Really?) then you must totally have an effed up fiancee. Prolly not a bonus when her name sounds like a Baathist Dictator.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's attracted to the smell of old, musty balls and he's cured his "not-so-fresh-feeling" so they are not compatible any longer.
(I mean Simon and his lady Saddam...not his balls. At least I HOPE his balls are still compatible.:-)
He is just so damn sleezy. That is all.
ReplyDeleteWell she may not have a key but she does seem to be arriving with suitcase(s).
ReplyDeleteLOL@Daveb
ReplyDeleteHopefully she will wake up and smell the coffee soon and move on with her life.
ReplyDeleteCountdown to hooking up with Paula begins NOW.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Seachica.
ReplyDeleteEven with the moobs hes attractive but I wouldnt be able to get past his arrogance. Amazing what a few million will do to make a man attractive.
ReplyDeleteThere were rumor that he didnt marry his girlfriends because hes gay. I dont really think coming out would effect his career at all, and I just dont get the vibe from him. Snobby, superior, unbending, aloof yes. Gay, nah.
He needs to hire a beard instead of messing with these womens' hearts. Not a beard because he's gay, but like what Timberlake has with Biel - someone to keep the minivans happy while you fuck around however you like.
ReplyDeleteDear Simon,
ReplyDeleteyou are not Clooney.