It is Justin Bieber's tribute to the hat John Candy wore in Planes Trains & Automobiles.
Jenna Dewan looks a lot like Vanessa Hudgens sometimes.
Joe Jonas in New York. He has found work and will not have to start selling autographs on eBay to make a living.
Jude Law and his very large pants.
Jessica Simpson and her acting like an 18 year old boyfriend after lunch. Hmm, wonder who paid.
Speaking of pregnant, this is how I expect Kate Bosworth to look when she is 9 months pregnant. Here she is with Lake Bell.
Katherine Heigl is back to her grandmother look. Has anyone not told her yet that this hair style makes her look 80.
Lindsay Lohan goes tight, braless and see through. You know, because she is classy like that.
Speaking of classy. LeAnn Rimes got dressed up like this yesterday so people would think she went to church. Seriously.
The McCord sisters back on red carpets. They took a break for awhile.
Jenna Dewan looks a lot like Vanessa Hudgens sometimes.
Joe Jonas in New York. He has found work and will not have to start selling autographs on eBay to make a living.
Jude Law and his very large pants.
Jessica Simpson and her acting like an 18 year old boyfriend after lunch. Hmm, wonder who paid.
Speaking of pregnant, this is how I expect Kate Bosworth to look when she is 9 months pregnant. Here she is with Lake Bell.
Katherine Heigl is back to her grandmother look. Has anyone not told her yet that this hair style makes her look 80.
Lindsay Lohan goes tight, braless and see through. You know, because she is classy like that.
Speaking of classy. LeAnn Rimes got dressed up like this yesterday so people would think she went to church. Seriously.
The McCord sisters back on red carpets. They took a break for awhile.
how many times do you ask "hmmm wonder who paid" when we see a successful man taking his s/o for lunch? she has more money than a LOT of guys, Enty. Enough with the sexist bullshit when it comes to JS.
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hmm, Kate Bosworth in front of a Sundance backdrop in the photos... clue for today's blind?
ReplyDeleteforget little bieb's hat...it's those socks that are full of wtf.
ReplyDeletei'm disturbed by the hugeness of that one mccord sister's head...the one on the left. it's just the angle....right?
I agree with @jax. So what if Jessica pays every penny? So, this is a case of a wealthy woman who found a man she likes who doesn't have as much money as she does. And maybe she'd rather spend time with him than have him find a job that might pay $50k a year when she makes that in a week.
ReplyDeleteSo what? The genders are reversed 100 times a day and no one blinks.
Thank heavens for her he's not younger too, then she'd NEVER hear the end of it.
I had Jenna's jeans back in 1984 as a girl.
ReplyDeleteThat white blonde hair on Lohan is just so busted. Hideous.
i agree with Jax, we never give it a second thought if the genders are reversed. Hey they seem happy, he's not beating her, he's not drunk or drugged up all the time and not cheating from what I can tell. Seems like she's got a better relationship than 99% of Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteListen up, Rihanna! You don't need Fists Brown! Smoke a doobie and find someone nice who'd LOVE to make you happy!
Jessica's baby-daddy could have been half way through grad school by now, if not almost done. He quit when they started dating. He is allowing an identity that is defined by her.
ReplyDeletemy Lord Leanne is fug.
ReplyDeleteLindsay, I just can't with that hair color. Change it, for fucks's sake.
I agree whole-heartedly with figgy and jax. Who exactly are wealthy, successful women supposed to date? Should she be forever alone? She seems pretty damn happy to me. He's a nice looking man who should be good with money and investing since he was accepted to Wharton Business School (not sure I spelled that right). This is so sexist. Rich men date non-rich women almost exclusively. Seriously, until you have something to write about this guy other than the fact that he isn't rich, lay off.
ReplyDeleteI see both Jax's and Patty's side. I guess cause I just worry he's using her and she'll end up broken-hearted. But I guess she can afford to lose half of everything when it inevitably ends.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, how hideous is Lindsay now? I don't get why she's done this to herself.
So much bad fashion in this post, it's angrying up my blood (to paraphrase Prof. Farnsworth).
ReplyDeleteFirst, every pic I see of Justin Bieber makes me hate him more.
I hate Jude Law's hat as much as I hate men carrying Louis Vuitton bags.
Jessica S has got a whole lot going on there. That... dress??? is way too much and then to add the oversized purse's pattern. He's wearing blue and black, I hate that.
Katherine H cannot dress for shit.
LL knows exactly what she's doing.
Leanne, you dress so bad. It's like you got dressed in the dark. That style of dress will make anyone woman's breasts look wonky, no matter how skinny. And match up your seasons. The espadrilles don't go with a purse like that and a cardigan. And the purse shouldn't be from the brown family.
Kate has the starvation bloat going on. She does look preggers.
ReplyDeleteIn spite of all the skipped meals and plastic surgery Rimes has a horrible figure. Nothing curves where it should.
ReplyDeleteLeanna's body is just weird. I wonder how those tiny stick legs hold her upright?
ReplyDeleteI hate how those two skinny ladies (Kate and Lake) are standing two feet from each other and can still wrap their arms around each other. Okay, maybe not two feet, but still...
Hell, if Jessica is happy who cares who pays for lunch? She's got enough of my shoe/purse money and if she wants to spend it on her man, then I hope she's having fun.
Leanne, no a. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteThe caption on the McCord sisters must be a hint to a blind. The one about fighting over the dogs?
ReplyDelete- Kate Bosworth is so tiny it actually pains me. Lainey mentioned on Twitter that she is so small that she makes A. Jolie look big! o_O
ReplyDelete- I have no words for Katherine Heigl's ridiculous grandma outfit. There's a difference between classy/mature and dowdy.
- I just watched Mean Girls again the other day and this picture of Lindsay Lohan will help me to continue staying away from drugs. What a waste.
- The McCord sisters are pretty!
Justin B needs to pull up his damned pants always, this outfit is over the top. Seriously what were you thinking?
ReplyDeleteKatherine H is using her movie to go on a PR campaign to try to resurrect her image. Being a nasty snotty bitch didn't work out so well. Now shes everywhere with babies and puppies and granny outfits.
I know we aren't supposed to pick on women's bodies, but Kate Bosworth does not look well. Being naturally skinny is one thing. That is the body of a young woman who has stopped eating.
ReplyDeleteI am a huge fan of the Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum books, and I really cannot believe that they cast Katherine Heigl as Stephanie.
ReplyDeleteClearly, ONE woman should have played that role, and that is Sandra Bullock.
Meanwhile, it opens on the 26th. I can't wait to see it but I'm *terrified* that Heigl will ruin it.
Yeah, Joe Jonas got a job. At 53rd and 3rd.
ReplyDeleteOh me too, Figgy, best beach books ever. I can read one before a burn sets in.
ReplyDeleteAt this point I'm mostly looking forward to Debbie Reynolds as Grandma. Heigl doesn't look too good as Stephanie. Wouldn't you think she'd have a Jersey accent?
I like the actors chosen for Ranger and Joe. Maybe we can get a new Stephanie for #2?
Posting the last two photos one right after the other was just cruel. I barfed in my mouth seeing LeAnn and then barfed in my mouth two more times at the McCord trolls. That's like a triple mouth barf in under 5 seconds. Not cool, Enty, not cool.
ReplyDeleteI saw Jenna Dewan's 'better half' in Haywire yesterday. Man, is he a baaaad actor.
ReplyDeleteI read an article where Jude Law was complaining about his new haircut. Such a shame, because it's the best he's looked in years. He needs to embrace the baldness already.
Wtf is LeAnn thinking? She looks like absolute crap. I guess that's one way to get in the press.
Bosworth looks starved and unhealthy. Painful to see.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Lake Bell ever wear makeup or comb her hair???
ReplyDeleteI don't like Lindsay but XIV Karats is my FAVORITE jewelry store!!!
I had Jenna Dewan's jeans in elementary school... in 1987.
ReplyDeleteBieber's hate, socks, sweats... SHUT. IT. DOWN.
I'm sure Lindsay left the house like that by accident.
Jenna stole those pants from Kelly Kapowski:
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Christ on a cracker! I can't decide who's more likely to starve to death first: Kate Bosworth or Leann Rimes. But Lilo will probably OD before either of them. Sad.
ReplyDeleteI really hope that someone isn't getting paid to dress Justin Bieber that way. Please make him go away already.
ReplyDeleteLindsey Lohan is going bald.
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ReplyDeleteI agree with y'all re: Jessica and her man. Matt Damon and Luciana come to mind. She came from nothing, so of course he paid/pays for everything. And yet no one said a word. She's a millionaire many, many times over; he's not - so if he's good to her, and considering they're going to be married soon with a baby, then this is exactly the dynamic that should exist here.
ReplyDeleteThe word "matronly" was invented for Heigl.
Does LeAnn now wander around mumbling that she always depends on the kindness of strangers?
ReplyDeleteThe McCord sisters represent the Lollipop Guild? [Though I love that houndstooth dress.]
That black top LiLo has on looks fine until a flash hits it. She knows this. How old was Lindsay in the photo channeling Ann-Margret/Kitten with a Whip - 18? She could've had the town by the balls and she blew it.
Is that really Justin Bieber? Oh I hope that is for some "White and Nerdy" video shoot.
ReplyDeleteLeanne, it's only a bit longer before your man moves on to another (if he hasn't already). He'll only stay with you because you will always make more money than he does.
I agree that I would support a man if I was filthy rich like Jessica Simpson. I would have no problem with it at all, especially if I had a child since I prefer to not be the main caregiver as a mother.
ReplyDelete@JasonBlueEyes - HA! I was just thinking that I am pretty positive I had a pair of floral pants like that in the 90's.
ReplyDeleteAgree about Jessica. She looks so happy.
I love Kate Bosworth & Lake Bell's dresses. Lake was pretty funny on New Girl.
Just like Jenna definitely stole her pants from Kelly Kapowski's closet (or maybe Lisa Turtles?), Jude Law apparently went to Baltimore circa 2008 and raided the closet of one truly awesome Mr. Omar Little.
ReplyDeleteLL- yeesh. Of course she knows what she is doing wrt the fact that with a flash that shirt is see through. And yes so classy especially with the Hermes belt. Wow, I really do think they should make a 30 minute actually True Hollywood Story about her and show it to kids. That would have gotten me a lot less interested in trying drugs than any DARE bs.
lol Jason - you are the best at finding that kind of stuff!
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