Apparently all is forgiven as Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez make out. Jamba Juice does that to me too. Must be the vitamin boost.
Jenelle Evans sports a new look and then gets
released from jail. Again.
Jennifer Lopez takes some time out for her boy toy.
Katy Perry headed to Bangkok.
Penelope Cruz bundled up in London.
The daily walking to work shot of Pippa Middleton.
Long time no see in the photos, Pia Toscano.
Pull up your damned britches, Justin. You look like an asshole.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, I hope it's a food-baby or unfortunate draping of Katy's dress, because it sure could cause baby rumors.
ReplyDeleteamen Ida. where is is motha!
ReplyDeleteOh Penelope, what decade are you in? I hear synthesized keyboard just looking at that picture.
ReplyDeleteBieber looks like an idiot. I guess the only consolation we have is that he'll never be able to escape the photos once he's older and has (I hope) changed his look.
ReplyDeleteI usually love what Pippa Middleton wears, but that coat with those jeggings makes her look incredibly long-waisted/short-legged. Definitely not a flattering look for her.
^I saw a different pic of Katy in the same outfit and she was very slim and flat belly'd in that one. Bad angle.
ReplyDelete@RedHeadMed - all I know is, I filed for divorce last week, and I've been on the mother of all food binges ever since. I've got a mighty big food baby going on!
ReplyDeleteIn my my day someone would have pantsed that doofy kid. JLo's boyfriend looks like he took a dump in his pants.
ReplyDeleteI'm baffled as to why Pippa Middleton is photographed for her "fashion". She wears boring gray and black mall wear and would be on most people's worst dressed list if her sister hadn't married royalty. Are we supposed to pretend that she's not an "every girl" and just go along with the hype?
ReplyDeleteNow I love a Cougar but JLo THAT'S what floats your boat?!?! Then again you did marry Skeletor so you are not the authority on taste
ReplyDeleteJLo, do DO realize you can do better than that? You should have stayed married to the dancer. He seemed to have a good head on his shoulders.
ReplyDeleteBieber looks like he has his pants on backwards. And that he has no ass whatsoever. But that's sexy, so...
JLo has no taste in men. None. She may have a beastly personality, but she is pretty and rich. You'd think she could do better than the icky men she marries/dates.
ReplyDeleteJustin Bieber has no ass so he should do himself a favor and pull his damn pants up, ugh he looks so sloppy.
ReplyDeleteI like Katty's dress.
What does JLo see in this guy?
I don't get the whole Pippa thing.
ReplyDeleteAs for Jenny(I don't do nicknames given by Sean Combs) - girl has some serious dark issues going on inside. It's the only explanation for her being attracted to men who look like Lady Elaine Chamberlain from Mr. Rogers 'hood.
They actually dress you in stripes in jail? I thought that was only in cartoons these days! *L*
ReplyDeleteThe Hoff's girlfriend is what Courtney Stodden will look like in a few years. Ick.
ReplyDeleteBieber looks stupid. I hate guys who sag, it looks like they crapped their pants and are just letting it hang there like a dirty diaper. Seriously, why bother wearing pants if you're only going to have the crotch of them hanging at your knees? Why do guys do this, and who actually finds it attractive?
I wish the media would stop trying to make Pippa Middleton happen. She's bland and vapid.
Damn, I just reread what I wrote and aren't I just a ray of friggin sunshine today?
I don't get the Pippa thing either! She doesn't have "fashion" sense. Her torso is strangely long and, well, er face.
ReplyDeleteOops, didn't intend to go cockney there. Her* face.
ReplyDeleteWalk through a mall after high school has let out for the day. Every boy wears his pants like that. The funniest is the incredibly skinny hipster boys.
ReplyDelete@anita I have a sixteen year old brother and everytime I see him he is wearing his pants like that. He even wears a belt with them despite the fact that half of his damn underwear are showing. It bugs the hell out of me, and I mock him for it endlessly.
ReplyDeleteI just laugh at the baggy pants. It all started in prison with men advertising their asses to others. The baggier the pants, the more willing they were to put out.
ReplyDeleteJackie I think it had to do with the fact that the prisoners couldn't have belts which can be used for suicide or attacking others.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about Katy Perry, but girl has a hot body
ReplyDeleteWhere ever the "pants in the ground" it looks stupid. Especially when the boys walk with their legs spread and waddle like a penguin so their pants don't actually fall off.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready for Pippa to go away.
ReplyDeleteAnd just how short is Jlo's boytoy? She's only 5'2" or so.
Ugh Biebs, pull your stinkin' pants up!
ReplyDeleteWhere is the Pants on the Ground guy when you need him? He needs to follow the Beeb around until he pulls up his pants. Lookin' like a food, indeed.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for Pippa. Who would want to be photographed every day in what you wear to work, or anywhere else.
Penelope looks like a Vineyard Vines ad. Hayley Roberts looks like a White Trash Daily ad.
Cris Judd dodged a bullet. J.Lo's need to be hooked up with anyone and 'caught' in PDA moments is freaky.
^Ha. Now that is stuck in my head. ;)
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot of really bad clothing choices in this set of photos.
Hey Madonna, my ladyboy and can beat up your ladyboy! - J Lo.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's the camera angle but why is it when I look at the picture of JLo and her flavor of the month, their hips look strange? I keep thinking of weeble wobbles?
ReplyDeleteStop it!! They really have striped outfits like that??? Love it.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like they crapped their pants and are just letting it hang there like a dirty diaper.
ReplyDeleteGhost, this made my day!
I'll tell my son that if he ever starts copying that idiotic look. He just turned 12.
Good for J Lo.
ReplyDeleteAnd
Pull up your fucking pants, Justin. Do you WANT to look like someone in prison?