Monday, January 09, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield cuddle up in the cold.
Hayden P ventures out after her parents announced they were permanently splitting.
The Hot in Cleveland stars out at the taping of Betty White's 90th birthday party.
Jennifer Love Hewitt was also there. She found the time after making fun of
Bria Myles' butt on the cover of a magazine.
Jennifer Lopez does the same pose she has been doing for ten years.
Jessica Simpson must be due any time now.
Kristen Bell doing publicity in New York.
Prince William leaves Kate to get rained on at the War Horse premiere.
David Thewliss didn't even bother with an umbrella. Just manned up.

43 comments:

  1. That's what's so funny about Jessica Simpson's pregnancy, compared to Beyoncé's: Apparently, Jessica is due in late March!!! That woman is so pregnant, and happily too.

    I love the puppy Spiderman love! And BTW, I do find tat Bria Myles butt picture cartoon-ish.

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  2. emma stone's red skinnies are adorable...but aren't her feet freezing w/ just those little ballet flats? i'm cold just looking at the picture.

    j-simpson's hair is GLORIOUS...i know it probably 50% extensions...but they look gorgeous.

    hi kristin bell...i have those h&m pink pants too. #love

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  3. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Andrew and Emma seem happy. So does Jessica.

    I like Kate's dress. And I adore bubble umbrellas!

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  4. Pookie - hair always looks glorious during pregnancy - the hormones and also you don't lose any. One of the biggest shocks was all my hair falling out afterwards, nobody told me the body plays catch up.

    But agreed - she looks just great.

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  5. Is Jessica having twins? She looks ready to pop any moment.

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  6. Emma and Andew look cute.

    Love the ladies "hot in Cleveland"

    Jennifer LH needs to do something about that forehead.

    Jessica looks like she is going to have twins.

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  7. At least Wills is holding his own umbrella.

    Love what Jess Simpson said about just wearing bigger clothes and not doing the whole frumpy maternity clothing route.

    I hate JLo but I love that dress and color, oh the confliction ;-P

    Emma Stone is growing on me, I'll admit it.

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  8. Simpson is pregnant of 6 months: she will be a whale at the end of pregnancy

    look Keri Russell ! she delivered 2 weeks ago and she's so thin now :every pregnancy is different

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  9. Kate, as always, is flawless.

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  10. So let me get this right...Hollywood stars need a handler to hold their umbrella, but friggin' Prince William can hold his own umbrella up?!

    God, these spoiled Hwood stars annoy me sometimes.

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  11. The DM's description of this photo of Wills and Kate is entirely, hilariously different.

    Can someone explain to me the reason the media- which is famously liberal- is so obsessed with the royal family? It seems so hypocritical, and really, I don't understand why conservatives or liberals alike in the USA should care (I studied history and understand the culture portion).

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  12. Valerie looks sexy!
    Jessica looks so happy and pretty and glow-y.
    Andrew and Emma really are cute.

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  13. So I have to say, people saying a pregnant woman "looks due any day now" has become a pet peeve of mine. I never realized why before I got pregnant, but now that I am, it's really kind of hurtful. My boss in particular keeps making comments like "I think you're having twins" or "Doesn't she look huge?!" He almost made me cry this morning in front of another employee. You're basically just saying we look really fat. Back off. Also, if I were having twins, I'd fucking know by now, thanks.

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  14. I'm with RQ here, even though we are not saying it to her face, it is a bit beeatchy to guess twins. Jessica is short and short waisted, her belly doesn't have a long torso to hide in. It's all out there. I'd much rather see a happy pregnant woman who is excited for her state in life than a pillow folding narcissist any day.

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  15. RQ my sister had the same issue, she just had a big boy growing inside her. Your boss is an ass.

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  16. Love Kate's dress. I like Emma Stone, but sometimes she's "too much."
    Valerie looks "WOW!" in that pic...
    Anyone going to say anything about JLH's standard, "peeing" pose?

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  17. In the same boat RQ. Nothing a pregnant woman wants to hear more than "OMG! You're HUGE!!" ... Not!
    Every woman shows differently, I'm at 6 months now, & show a lot less than JS, but as flip said, she's short & doesn't have as much torso room to stow away the belly. Plus, it's her first, and mot women I know go all the way with the whole eating for two deal with their first pregnancy.

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  18. Jessica looks gorgeous, she is glowing and she does not look ready to pop, she has a short torso, I looked just like that and hated the comments.
    JLo looks pissed off.
    Jennifer looks cute in that black dress.

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  19. Thanks, guys. When you add his comments to the fact that he KNOWS I had an eating disorder about 6 years ago, plus I'm only 5'1" so of course my belly's going to be huge for my height and frame, I'm seriously considering taking my maternity leave early.

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  20. @RocketQueen
    I made my comment because I have twins, and I looked like Jessica right before I gave birth. I'm 5'7, Jessica is 5'5, big boobed, and short-waisted like me. That's where my comment came from, but I heard I was "huge" before I ever got pregnant.

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  22. @RQ. At 7 months two male coworkers pulled me aside to tell me I should be careful about overeating. At that point I asked the next 10 people who walked by who looked more pregnant - me or the two male coworkers. FWIW, that was 5 years ago and they are still just as fat.

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  23. @txtommom - I do believe I would have punched my two male coworkers in the face had they dared do that to me! wow - rudeness!

    I had intense cravings for cheeseburgers when I was pregnant with my second (so I wasn't exactly tiny during that time) and everyone kept telling me "Your kid is going to be so huge! You are setting him up for a lifetime of fat!" - Hello - less than 7 pounds at birth and struggling to find "slim" pants for him now at 4 years of age. Every pregnancy, every body, every baby is different...

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  24. I make ED jokes at their expense in front of them.

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  25. I'm shocked at some of the things people say to pregnant women, and I don't think Jessica looks that big either. She's short. Short people show earlier and "higher" than taller women. That's what Beyonce should have looked like three months ago if she were really pregnant, because she's kind of short (not as short as Jessica, but still short) and had a voluptuous figure to start with.

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  26. I am short and I was HUGE! I was so glad when people looked at me and said OMG because that meant they could see it too. I could barely walk by the end because the baby was pressing so hard on my hips. He was on time and 11 pounds.

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  27. RQ, my own dear Mum told me "Your ass is getting big" in front of some friends. I could have died.

    All I could say was "Well, I am pregnant."

    Ya, she's mean.

    Just wait until your baby gets here and you'll really hear some ignorant crap.

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  28. RQ - No! Don't take maternity leave early - you'll want every day with your baby!

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  29. txtommom, I would've punched them too!

    Those rumors about Emma & Sean Penn hooking up have got to be b.s. She's way too happy with Garfield to have gotten with that nasty slimeball.

    Poor Hayden P. Remember when she was relevant?

    That photo of J.Love is one of her classic "call up the paps and beg/pay them to take 'candids.'"

    Hey, at least J.Lo's pose beats the "I've gotta pee" one. And fake or not, she still looks gorgeous.

    I think it's just J.Simp's boobs that make her look big - her belly actually seems right what it should be.

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  30. It's just different bodies. My sister is 5'9 and was huge. I've seen short women at 9 months who only look 5 months in.

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  31. Jessica Simpson looks radiant. I don't know why it's okay to poke fun at her on all the gossip sites. Some of us get HUGE during pregnancy, so I don't quite understand the jokes. Maybe it's because people think she's adorable? I am liking her more and more - she looks ecstatic.

    Valerie Bertinelli is looking great these days, too. She was one of my favorites back in the '70's.

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  32. ^In all fairness, we poked fun at her when she wasn't pregnant either;)

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  33. Should Jennifer Love be laughing at another woman's ass? Just asking. And what is "King" magazine anyway? Sounds like another mag where guys like their women who are "Thick."

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  34. Anonymous4:59 PM

    I always giggle when I see Valerie Bertinelli because of something my husband said once. He said the most embarrassing thing that could happen to a guy is if you (the guy) started dating Valerie Bertinelli and you didn't really know much about her and you try to impress her by saying, "yeah, I play a little guitar."

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  35. Anita- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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  36. @califblondy
    Ain't that the truth? I remember taking my sons out for the first time and a colleague asking me if I was afraid my twins would be overweight too! Or, my fave,"when did you adopt?"

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  37. Say what you will about Jessica's size - she does look really happy!

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  38. Wills is "carrying his own umbrella," but he's keeping himself dry while Kate is only partially covered. (The umbrella design doesn't help much.) It started a torrential downpour after my cousin's wedding and there's a photo of them leaving the church; he's holding the umbrella and smiling so brightly, and she'd getting rained on in her dress and trying to shield herself with her hand. Clueless men.

    Speaking of which, it took a lot of convincing to tell my then-boyfriend that pregnant woman do NOT want to be called huge. (He said it at a Christmas party to a co-worker and thought she should be flattered, if she was happy to be pregnant. Dude, No.) I said "glowing" or "healthy" were ok words, but "huge" is never never never ok! (Especially since she was only 5 months along.) I do hope I convinced him....

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  39. This may be my favorite set of photos ever. Emma & Andrew look adorable.

    valerie B is as gorgeous as ever.

    Jessica looks radiant! @RQ, txtommom, califblondy, and maxvixen--people are just unreal. I'm sure you look/looked absolutely wonderful.

    I always love some Kate & Will. Her dress is out of this world, IMO.

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  40. @Mooshki - There was an Emma and Sean rumor? Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

    I've never been pregnant, but 98% of my friends have been & knowing it's not exactly the most comfortable/glamourous position to be in, I cannot fathom someone being so heartless in their remarks, like you guys have mentioned. :(

    I think Jessica looks GREAT! I read that she was due "this spring" so I don't think she's only 6 months. ;)

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  41. Yah are we sure about Jessica's approximate due date? I'm due April 18th, so I'd be surprised if she's only 3 weeks ahead of me. Maybe it's sooner?
    Not to be snarky, cuz she looks adorable, but I'm 5"2 as well, similar in size and stature to her except I'm naturally heavier than she is, and I'm a fraction of her size. Maybe it is just the boobs. My fiancee keeps wondering when his two "bundles of joy" will grow. Or maybe I'll double in size over the next month. I keep waiting for that to happen so I can park in the expectant mom spots without feeling like an imposter.

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  43. Jennifer Love Hewitt caption: "Oh my God Becky, look at her butt. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

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