Adele tries out her fur conehead hat.
Amanda Seyfried and velvet. Nice.
Carmen Electra hits a red carpet for the first time in awhile.
Carey Mulligan (wearing the same dress she did two weeks ago) avoids Michael Fassbender's kiss.
That is Elsa Pataky in the lead, but Matt Damon's wife is just behind her and gaining.
Yesterday I confused Liam Hemsworth with Chris so from now on it is he who is with Elsa and he who is with Miley.
Matt Damon never seemed like a white Zin guy to me.
He who dates Miley was out on a date with her and the family.
The sad thing is someone will buy this to get married in.
Amanda Seyfried and velvet. Nice.
Carmen Electra hits a red carpet for the first time in awhile.
Carey Mulligan (wearing the same dress she did two weeks ago) avoids Michael Fassbender's kiss.
That is Elsa Pataky in the lead, but Matt Damon's wife is just behind her and gaining.
Yesterday I confused Liam Hemsworth with Chris so from now on it is he who is with Elsa and he who is with Miley.
Matt Damon never seemed like a white Zin guy to me.
He who dates Miley was out on a date with her and the family.
The sad thing is someone will buy this to get married in.
Is Matt Damon's wife pregnant again?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, every single one of those chicks in the water looks pregnant! What is going on over there?
ReplyDeleteI don't care for the velvet
ReplyDeleteLove the shoes - come on, you know what ones I'm talking about
Matt Damon is a hunk - he is.
Only if Pam Anderson is getting married again.
Regarding the bikini-bride attention whore outfit:
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that someone will be LeAnn Rimes announcing a wedding renewal date.
Hey, in her defense, that full body veil really slenderizes and lord knows her fat ass could use some help in that area.
btw- I want Matt Damon so bad. Almost too much. Like I'm willing to wear the Ben Affleck mask and everything if that's what it takes for Matt to bang me.
ReplyDeleteCarmen Electra is dressed age appropriate. Not sure I've ever seen her do that, but it makes her look lovely.
ReplyDeleteHow many kids does Matt have now? And yes his wife does look pregnant. He is definitely a hunka hunka burnin'love. YUM!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Courtney "Lizard" Stoddard can wear that dress for her renewal to peepaw.
First, white zin is a classy ass wine. If its good enough for Matt Damon its good enough for me. (And it is good enough for me, I'd drink that shit all day.)
ReplyDeleteSecond, they ripped off my wedding dress idea. Assholes. Seriously though, if a bride came to me wanting to wear that I dont know what I'd do.
That wedding outfit is for the kind of bride who'd have Closer as a first dance song.
ReplyDeleteThe shoes are nice but not with that colour of a dress.
I love Matt Damon too and I'm going to assume he's bringing that glass of vin to his wife so she's too plastered to hear his desperate calls to me begging me to leave my husband. Because that happens.
Normally I am a big fan, but boo to Adele for wearing fur. If it's real fur, of course. And it looks like she has a puppy with pee pee problems.
ReplyDeleteIf I were an actress, I would never do a movie set in the 70s (a la this Lovelace biopic) simply because of the heinous clothing. That velvet jumpsuit is truly nightmare-inducing.
I have to agree, Carmen looks surprisingly classy and age-appropriate here. Hard to believe this woman was married to Dennis Rodman for 5 minutes once.
Not crazy about the dress as a whole, but I love tulips so I'm digging the decoration on Carey's skirt. And I'd go in for the extra-long kiss with Fassbender. She's nuts. Of course, she dated Shia The Beef, so I already knew that about her.
Finally, I just love how the bikini bottom helpfully has an arrow pointing the way to the vajayjay. As if her cooch isn't on display enough.
Is it just me or does the lady in the neon green swimsuit look like she could be the mom of Mila Kunis??
ReplyDeleteI hope Matt Ds wife,is not preggo but just has a poochy belly like a normal mom
ReplyDeleteI don't think Matt's wife is pregnant, I just think she's had four kids and has stayed away from plastic surgery. If I'm wrong, mazel tov to the happy family!
ReplyDeleteI have never understood the purpose of Carmen Electra. Blech.
ReplyDeleteAmanda is wearing velvet for a movie.
ReplyDeletewhite wine = heartburn
ReplyDeleteIf the fur aspect weren't bad enough, that hat just looks dumb, Adele. You don't live in northern Russia three hundred years ago.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see outfits like that white one (is it really a wedding outfit? Or a bikini with a veil?), I wonder how many actually get SOLD. Like, shouldn't the designer choose to put something on the runway that might actually make him/her some money? I clearly don't understand how fashion works.
I'm guessing Adele is not wearing real fur. That's pretty much verboten (and I don't mean legally) in the UK.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon's wife definitely looks preg.
Damon's wife look like a normal woman who has birthed 4 children, what has happened to our thinking? Because for a moment, I too thought the same thing before shutting the brakes.
ReplyDeleteI bet Amber Rose would totally wear that wedding thing.
ReplyDeleteCarmen looks absolutely stunning.
RQ - the collection that is sent down the runway ate the samples. These are then workshopped to fix any design flaws and nix any designs that just won't sell.
ReplyDeleteare* my phone doesn't let me edit in this comment box.
ReplyDeleteJessie - thanks! That's actually useful to know. I should be a member of those workshops, cause I got a LOT of opinions on shit like this!
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's real fur either...but it's a ridiculous hat nonetheless!
ReplyDeleteI thought that the high fashion clothes were mostly used as inspiration for the watered-down versions that actually sell? I really doubt anyone will actually get married in that outfit.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of whether anyone on here would get married in that outfit, don't you wish that you had the self-confidence to think that you COULD get married in that outfit? You don't need her body, just her self-confidence.
ReplyDeleteDry rose wines have made an enormous comeback. They are a far cry from white zinfandel.
ReplyDeleteLike Sherry said, Courtney Stoddan would renew her vows in that that monstrosity in a heartbeat.
ReplyDeleteIn thses pics, Adele=Nancy Cartwright, and Amanda Seyfried=Jennifer Love Hewitt.
@Jasmine - YES, HAHAHAHA! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has the serious hots for Matt Damon. And the boy is looking buff. I don't do buff - I like skinny, brainy guys, but for him, I will make an exception.
ReplyDeletei think that bridal thing should be called the naughty berka.
ReplyDeleteTaarna is getting married!
ReplyDeleteIs the Fassbender pic a reveal on the bad breath/chewing tobacco blind?
ReplyDeleteI don't think those are puppy training pads--they look like packages of toilet paper (aka loo rolls) to me. (My first thought was "Awwww! They use puppies to peddle TP over there, too!")
ReplyDeleteHave to admit I like the velvet & lace look myself, but then I'm (a) a costume/fabric geek, and (b) a product of the '70s, so... :-)
mrs. damon is pregnant!
ReplyDeletehey everybody. im drunk. tomorrow morning iam gping to rehab! i will be gone for a month maybe 2 months! no internet no Enty and yyou guys and no cell phones. what am i gunna do without cdan? ugh. anyweay i love all the readers and i love enty and i love cdan so much. see you guys when i get home again and be nice to eaxh other while iam gone. xoxoxxo sussique
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Suss.
ReplyDeleteGood luck suss!
ReplyDeleteMonstersinc, in order to leave Australia, all actors are legally required to put in time on Neighbours or Home & Away.
ReplyDeleteRobin, that's definitely TP.
Suss, good luck!
"The sad thing is someone will buy this to get married in"
ReplyDeleteWho, a Carnivale queen?
The wedding gown goes right next to the Princess Leia outfit to bring out during special times when Mommy and Daddy had too much gin.
ReplyDeleteGood luck Suss---we will all be waiting for you when you return.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that wedding outfit is white. Certainly whoever would wear it would need off-white or cream!