Maddox shows off his new gun and gets
shot while Angelina Jolie cheers him on.
Ashton Kutcher breaks the law to check in on his 3pm sex appointment.
Speaking of sex, Amanda Seyfried and Peter Sarsgaard are making Lovelace. Since that guy's elbow is blocking Peter's face, here is
another for you.
Beyonce is still "pregnant."
Chris Hemsworth is looking pretty good.
Emily Blunt at the Palm Springs Film Festival.
Surprised Angelina lets her kid play with guns.
ReplyDeleteWow, seeing Ashlee's legs here, it does look that she eat only 2 meals/week! Talent will get you jobs Ashlee. Work on your craft, not starvation skills.
ReplyDeleteMaddox is funny and cute. I know, I know, guns and kids. And he's from Vietnam, a war torn country. But really, haven't you played at "war" when you were younger?
I had a few water guns in my day. And when it comes to threatening people bodily harm. . .
ReplyDeleteGuns aren't my weapons of choice. ;-)
Chris Hemsworth is drool-worthy. Watched Thor over the holidays, and loved him in the role!
Those pics of Angie and Maddox are adorable! I had to get over my no guns allowed thing when I birthed a boy and discovered they use anything to make a gun anyway, lol.
ReplyDeleteI want to see full pic of Beyonce' to see her face and all!
I think that may be Pax.
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ReplyDeleteJoymama is right, that is Pax!
ReplyDeleteThose kids are like the reindeer, I can't name them all. I just know Rudolph.
It's pax.
ReplyDeleteyup Pax, maddox was there but wearing black..and how sad is my life that i know that ?
ReplyDeleteThat's Pax.
ReplyDeleteLOL, the irony here is that Pax means "peace" in Latin :) Who cares though? That is an adorable photo!
ReplyDeleteBahaha - that picture of Saarsgaard is priceless.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's been downright warm here in Vancouver, too. So much for all those dire predictions about this being a "terrible" winter. Off to knock wood now ;)
Given that Angelina just wrote & directed a movie about the horrors of war, I just find it a little odd to then see her son with a toy military-type gun. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous of that LA weather; I'm stuck in cold, usually overcast Ohio. Everyone is sick because of the drastic temp change a couple weeks ago, so nice, warm weather sounds wonderful right now!
I can't wait to hear the Brangelunatics excuses when one of the Jolie-Pitt kids shoots its first paparazzi.
ReplyDeleteThe weather here in Los Angeles has been SPECTACULAR lately.
Yes, it has been freakishly warm in southern Alberta too. We even had a wildfire the other day in a rural area. It didn't claim any human lives, but many animals were killed and a bunch of people lost their homes.
ReplyDeleteThe way the shorts fit or something makes Ashley look like she is sporting a penis...
ReplyDeleteIt's been unseasonably warm in Minnesota too. Walking outside without a coat, no snow on the ground, and 40+ temps is more for April, not January...not that I'm complaining.
ReplyDeleteLove those Pax pics too!
Hmmm...must be something about girls named Ashley, getting a presence in the photos totally out of proportion to their relevance...
ReplyDeleteSweden is having a really warm winter, too. This strange weather is kind of scary.
ReplyDeleteIt is also warm in San Fran. Last Sunday was amazingly warm in the Sierra Foothills at Blanc Debris Manor.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah kids will make a gun fdashioned from toast but I would prefer not to encourage it. I actually told a friend I would hold her gun until she came back from Hotlanta to retrieve it so there is one on the premises here. Ugh! NOT loaded though.
Angie needs to go back to darker hair. And put on 10 pounds. However, she looks like she is really enjoying whatever Pax is doing.
ReplyDeleteWow. I guess the weather is warm everywhere. We don't even have snow in the valley here in Salt Lake.. We need it too. The inversion is killing us..
ReplyDeleteYes. Pax.. I also am a little ashamed I knew that. Just a little.. LOL.
Yeah, LMS&M, because every kid who plays with toy guns grows up to shoot random people.
ReplyDeleteAlexandra Burke fans! Brand new 2012 single Elephant featuring Erick Morillo is finally here: http://youtu.be/ddC5PVfMJAI
ReplyDeleteit's not that cold in belgium either...cold quand meme :-)
ReplyDeleteTexshan..I think it was a joke from Little Smoke about the Paps..Whoops over ya haid..
ReplyDeleteWell, it's effing freezing here in the PNW!
ReplyDeleteOh how I was anti-gun everything until I had a boy. At less than one year he was using a banana as a gun - where he got that I have no idea, the only TV he watched was PBS. As he grew up I noticed all his gun-deprived friends were way more obsessed with guns than he was. But I can also get why parents don't want to buy their boys (or girls! I loved my cap gun!) toy guns.
It's been unusually warm in Illinois too.
ReplyDeleteThat's NOT a toy gun and Pax is NOT just being a kid! GOSH YOU GUYS???!
ReplyDeleteHe's actually rehearsing for his screen debut. Brad and Ange just got him his first studio deal in the Pitt-produced, Angelina-directed Warner Bros. epic biopic of Ho Chi Minh.
Pax will play the revolutionary leader in his younger years. Rumor has it that Angie herself will play the lead role (in drag) during the French Indochina war. It'll be set to modern rap music (kinda like Moulin Rouge) and written by JJ Abrams.
People Mag says Lindsay Lohan will be auditioning for the role of his/her love interest since she's a shoo-in for an Oscar in 2013.
No...wait...oops, sorry. BREAKING NEWS: Leann Rimes just tweeted saying SHE will play the love interest so she can make out with Angelina, since (quote): "Angie's MUCH hotter than Demi Moore!".
Temperature-wise, it's mostly been average or slightly above average here in Boston, aside from a couple of freezing-ass cold days this week (since we're on the ocean and windy as hell, the cold is even more penetrating), but since the October storm, we haven't had any snow--just a few flurries. On one hand, I don't mind not having to shovel, or worry about slipping on the ice, but I know it's bad for the winter sport resorts, and things will be terribly dry around here if it doesn't start snowing. Then again, with our luck, we'll get 2 feet dumped on us for April Fool's. (That really happened about 15 years ago, BTW!)
ReplyDelete*standing ovation for Himmmm*
ReplyDeleteAllow me to bow my head in admiration of both your wit and your knowledge of so many CDAN memes...you, sir, win the Internet for today! ;-)
@Himmmm
ReplyDeleteI cannot WAIT to see that movie! LOL
I just cannot believe how many comments there are about how "adorable" Angie's child is with a toy gun. I work with young children impacted by trauma and violence, so I'm sorry, but I fail to see anything cute about this. Call me a hippy-dippy liberal, I don't care. My background is in early child development and mental health, and we are currently raising a generation of children desensitized to violence through chronic exposure to violent video games, TV, movies, and their own f*cking family members. It really sickens me.
ReplyDeleteWoa, the Imdb blind is solved!
ReplyDeleteJUNIE HOANG
Born Huong Hoang in Saigon, Vietnam on June 16, 1971. credits include 12 Corazones, My Big Phat Hip Hop Family, The Bong Connection, Operation Repo, Gingerbread Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver and an episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant as a triage nurse.
Crazy-warm here in St. Louis, too. It's nice, but I'm a winter girl who's starting to miss having snow. ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhere's Krasinski? They ARE still together, right?
@Rita -- SERIOUSLY?
ReplyDeleteI don't think Junie needs to worry about her stellar acting career suffering because of her age. I, for one, cannot WAIT to see the sequel to The Bong Connection, and I thought her performance in I Didn't Know I was Pregnant was absolutely soul-stirring.
@Himmm -- I'd see that movie for sure. I hope it's released in 3-D, Smellovision, etc.
Ive missed you Himmmmmmmmmmmm!
ReplyDeleteWe had water guns when I was a kid but that was it, my mom was kinda strict on that. Though my dad was a cop when I was growing up and there was always a gun in the house. My neighbor pulled a gun on my friends and I last year & I realized everyone's got them, at least around me.
Is that Lovelace movie the one Lilo thought she was going to be the lead in?
@Himmm - Thanks for making me smile today!
ReplyDelete@msgirl That is so true. A friend was showing me a video recently of his 3yo son (being raised delicately by a painter and a French teacher) who when taken to ring bells for the Salvation Army at Christmastime was instead pretending they were machine guns. It was pretty priceless.
ReplyDelete(I loved my cap guns, too. )
@Electric Warrior
ReplyDeleteThere are two Lovelace bios. Lindsay was supposed to be in the other one. Malin Ackerman replaced her.
Love Emily Blunt's dress!
ReplyDeleteGreen tara, clearly you dont have kids. Kids playing guns is nothing "new" as you say. Ever heard of cowboys and indians? Cop and robbers?
ReplyDeleteGo back to your books and read a bit about how we actually have a new generation of emasculated and unambitious man- boys, precisley because we've emasculated them by NOT allowing them to gt dirty, rough house, fight, and play with toy guns.
I wore shorts and tank top last weekend. SoCal weather has been beautimus.
ReplyDeleteI was anti toy gun when my son was little so my bff bought him a dart gun for his b'day. She was always doing shit like that to me, that's why I love her.
I've never owned a gun or had one in my house and now that my son is grown he doesn't either.
Do both Ashley's pays Enty?
ReplyDeleteAshley Green and Ashley Tisdale are in pics here almost every day. Neither of them can act for shit.
I find it funny that when Hollywood chooses to make important historical films, it always turns to two valuable era: the Mafia wave of the 50s through the 60s, and the porn industry of the 70s. With some drug-smuggling films to round out our sense of Hollywood history.
ReplyDeleteReally Monica? Not letting boys play with guns is making them sissies? I love that because we are trying to progress gender to a point where men don't get away with being glorified pigs a la Tim Allen, we're forcing men to be girly
ReplyDeleteTo Enty, little sidenote: Thank you for taking care of the trash this morning! Cheers with a cupa Joe.
ReplyDeleteMy boys made guns out of Legos and also tied sticks together! I would buy Nerf guns for my kids and nephews, (currently ages 10 to 21), myself, hubby, and sometimes my mother, and we have Nerf Gun wars!
ReplyDeleteMaddox is adorable! As for the gun, maybe it was a gift from gramps per the blind item? Speaking of which, I found out recently that my cousin whom I haven't seen in years and who has cut herself off from the rest of the family is a bit off her nut. She married a millionaire and they bury guns in the back yard because they think Obama is going to take them away. When I saw her last, she wasn't political at all, was semi-sane and certainly wasn't into guns. WTF?
ReplyDeleteAnd why oh why does Angelina always wear black? She needs to get herself a gay assistant, stat!
Think amanda looks beautiful in that dress
ReplyDeleteKeep your eyes ON THE ROAD, Ashton! (And all other texters, eyes on the road! please please please)
ReplyDeleteI'm actually less worried about one of the Brange kids losing it on a pap than I am about Suri Cruise. THAT is a tightly-wound child. I think having 5 siblings probably forces you to have more of a sense of humor.
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