It is that time of the year and with my diet, I am going to have to keep myself to just one box. Probably will not be the new flavor which is lemon. I need to go with Samoas.
Speaking of Scouts, this is Kate Middleton when she was a Brownie.
Alex Rodriguez and his new girlfriend.
Ashley Tisdale pumping gas.
Seraphina is wearing a t-shirt with a photo of her dad, Ben Affleck. Funnier would have been a photo of Matt Damon. Funniest would have been Jennifer wearing a shirt with a photo of Matt with that said, I f**ked Matt Damon.
Brandi Glanville and her still husband eating pizza.
Britney Spears spent all day getting ready for this Twitter photo. Seriously. Like 4 hours.
So who would you rather?
While you decide, here is Daniel Craig and his wife Rachel Weisz in Madrid.
Speaking of Scouts, this is Kate Middleton when she was a Brownie.
Alex Rodriguez and his new girlfriend.
Ashley Tisdale pumping gas.
Seraphina is wearing a t-shirt with a photo of her dad, Ben Affleck. Funnier would have been a photo of Matt Damon. Funniest would have been Jennifer wearing a shirt with a photo of Matt with that said, I f**ked Matt Damon.
Brandi Glanville and her still husband eating pizza.
Britney Spears spent all day getting ready for this Twitter photo. Seriously. Like 4 hours.
So who would you rather?
While you decide, here is Daniel Craig and his wife Rachel Weisz in Madrid.
For those who don't remember the "I'm f-cking Matt Damon" video, here is a link - an absolute piker-upper on a slumpy afternoon:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqLA7dYyIeQ
Marry/Fuck/Kill
ReplyDeleteI would rather Matt Damon in a friggin HEARTBEAT! No clue as to why, but I've lusted after him since I saw him in Good Will Hunting.
ReplyDeleteGS Cookies don't go on sale here for several more weeks. Also, new flavors there, are not necessarily going to be new flavors here.
Keep up on the diet Enty! I know your doing a great job 5 days in!
I would MARRY George. Because I think he would treat me pretty well.
ReplyDeleteI would SCREW Daniel. Because he's into women.
Sorry, Matt, but DIE you must.
Oh, and I would rather Matt Damon. anytime, any day, behind the bar, in the bathroom against the wall!
ReplyDeleteRita: Thanks for the reminder. I loved that video and it was the only time I found Sarah remotely funny! But yeah, Matt any day!
ReplyDeleteI'm an EXTREMELY casual dresser who never irons---but I just wouldn't wear that white sweater dress with the huge pull /hole in it like Ashley T. It's there right? I'm not imagining things?
ReplyDeleteI'll take Clooney.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Craig.
ReplyDeleteAnybody else think that picture of Rachel Weisz look, uh, off?
ReplyDeleteBrit-Brit must have 5 pairs of Spanx on.
I'll kill A-Rod.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Britney get bigger boobs?
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the Matt Damon must die comments? I seem to be missing something.
Definitely Daniel Craig.
Saw Rachel W. in the Bloomingdale's in Soho shopping for shoes. She is tall and was very thin (if I had to guess I would put her at 5'8" and 115), but here she looks even thinner -- someone really needs to tell producers that when a face looks so big in proportion to a body that it is an unattractive look to the movie going population. Ugh, she could be playing a starving war refugee.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon, of course.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney is boring, Daniel Craig is creepy.
Matt Damon is a sweetie.
Britney's boobs look ENORMOUS in that photo...she looks pretty happy though, for once!
ReplyDeleteI personally would like a test run on all three before I decide. Kinda like test driving a car, but with more heavy breathing and less paper on the seats. Never mind, a few of them I would probably still want the paper on the seats...and a booster shot.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to think you know Britney personally Enty :) She looks great, but a little sad.
ReplyDeleteI'd marry Damon, he seems awesome and devoted to his family, screw Daniel, because he's hot and cranky, which I like, and that leaves George for dead. Sorry George, you've gotten to weird for me.
Hmmm...blind reveal???? Rachel & Daniel????
ReplyDeleteMarry - George clooney, because we would have a fun life traveling from country to country, and I don't want kids either
ReplyDeleteFuck - Daniel Craig, because he seems like he would be hot in bed. And I am afraid that Matt Damon is the answer for the blind about a guy who sleeps with a different woman in every country.
Kill - Matt Damon. But really, I'd rather just have all three of them in one glorious evening.
That Britney photo looks overdone. Her boobs are big (which could be an optical illusion from wearing a style of sweater that always creates a uniboob in bigger women). But her waist is too tiny -- I don't think hers is quite that curvy. And her face looks a bit plasticky.
ReplyDeleteMatt hands down. Love..but where is sexy Collin Farrell? How about a collin/matt sandwitch
ReplyDeleteLol bigmama
ReplyDeleteOkay @Rita, we'll both kill A-Rod, then do and I mean "do" Matt. or maybe the other way around so as not to be all yucky.
ReplyDeleteRita, thanks for the link that was so funny. I have seen it several times.
ReplyDeleteThe one with Ben Affleck is also funny but the Matt video is way funnier hahaha.
Wonder who is the new 3rd party for Alex R. and his new gf...
Seraphina is cute. I guess that's the only time she gets to see her daddy lol
Brandi is ridiculous..
Britney looks weird in that pic...
Daniel Craig would be the one I rather lol...
Everytime I see a couple a little away from each other to me it indicates divorce/break-up lol...
Minus the hole, I seriously covet Ashley's dress. super cute!
ReplyDeletemarry damon - seems like a good family man
fuck clooney - seems like a good time boy
kill craig - he bores the hell out of me.
Does Britney have an OPI display case ... in her house?
ReplyDeleteI like Ashleys dress.
ReplyDeleteMarry Matt
Fuck Daniel
Kill George
Clooney for the Fuck and the Marry. Craig - Kill. Damon could watch me do all of the above.
ReplyDeleteChopChop I noted the OPI too and thought she was showing off a manicure from the salon.
ReplyDeleteI gotta go with Clooney, but Matt could sing to me anytime. I loved him singing "Let's Hear It For the Boy" on Will & Grace.
I'd rather Matt Damon, anytime!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the Kate Middleton pic.
And why so much Ashley Tisdale lately? I don't get it.
Oh wait, it's M/F/K?
ReplyDeleteMarry Matt. Fuck Daniel. Kill George. Easy!
I would do anything with Matt Damon because he's the only one in that lineup that isn't a raging douche.
ReplyDeleteFuck Craig
ReplyDeleteMarry Clooney
Kill Damon
Matt Damon seems like a great family man, but it's how he's becoming quite the pro-teacher ed reform activist these days which put him over the top for me after I saw him at a rally in DC last summer. Unf all day.
ReplyDeleteMarry Matt after fucking him, the other 2 can die.
ReplyDeleteBut I need to see some Idris Elba. I just finished a marathon of The Wire (OMG!) and he is one beautiful man.
Looks like most of Brit's prep time was spent squeezing into two, maybe three Spanx.
ReplyDeleteI was a brownie! They don't exist anymore, right?
ReplyDeleteI've never understood the fascination with A-Rod.
Don't understand Ashley's dress, someone else already asked my question.
Britney's boobs look monstrous.
Fuck Craig
Marry Clooney
Kill Damon
Rachel does look odd, different. The neckline on her dress makes her proportions seem off.
My preference is Daniel Craig. I would like to find out how much stamina he has!
ReplyDeleteNo Girl Scouts for me this year.
ReplyDeleteLove the Seraphina caption. HA!
Let's let Britney get her big hair on and show off her ring. Y'all.
Matt Damon, please. You ladies can have all the Daniel Craig you want.
I really like Tisdale's dress. If the run is there on purpose I think it's a cool design feature juxtaposing itself with the preppy knit.
ReplyDeletelet's see...eeny meeny miney mo...
ReplyDeleteI'd rig it so Daniel Craig was the first one out...then keep both George and Matt!! Yum.
Fuck Daniel, Marry George, Kill Matt.
ReplyDeleteWait, no, I'm wrong. Marry Matt, Kill George.
ReplyDeleteis A-Rod's new gf chelsea handler? sure looks like her in that pic...
ReplyDeleteDid anyone really need to ask? Easy. Daniel Craig. Hug, that is. Maybe a kiss. My husband would probably be cool with it.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading a recent article about how in love with his wife and family he is, I'd go with marrying Matt. Gotta fuck Craig (um hello, he's BOND) and I guess I'd have to kill George.
ReplyDeleteAgree Rachel is looking kind of lollipop-headed.
I'm wearing a sweater dress right now and it will be the last one I ever buy. It keeps getting caught on shit and my cats LOVE to sink their claws into it.
I totally thought the chick with ARod was Biel!!
My honey has given me a pass on George Clooney, and he's my choice. I'd have a dilemma if Gerry Butler or Aaron Eckhart were in the equation, but fortunately I just have to decide on the three so it's Clooney all the way (but not to marry).
ReplyDeleteThis warrants seerious consideration. Ideally, I would marry Clooney (no pre-nup), as long as he let me fu@k Daniel Craig (dressed as Bond) during the marriage. And I couldn't bear to kill Matt Damon, so I would fake his death and put him the witness protection program. Eventually I would get tired of Georgie-poo, so one day I might find him slumped on the floor in a tragic accident (ahem), and ten I would find Matt Damon and marry. I'd still have Danny-boy on the side.
ReplyDeleteToo much?
Libby, yes! I was squinting at the screen, trying to figure out WTF was up with the dress. Sloppy.
ReplyDeleteI don't really want to contemplate a KFM with those three -- they're all intelligent and incredibly hot -- but mngddes, you talk a smart game. :)
I miss my bicycle. Winter sucks.
ReplyDeleteDaniel "Politicians are Sh*theads [and] Kardashians are F*cking Idiots" Craig. Every time.
"I'm starting to think you know Britney personally Enty..."
He does. (Did?) He mentioned it back in the early days of the blog. (Aha! finally some proof for the skeptics that yes, it really is the same guy who's been blogging since the beginning! Not that they'll ever believe.)
Gotta be loyal and take George Clooney. Have loved him for years & years.
ReplyDeleteGod, he is STILL hot ! And not gay, in my humble opinion. Thank you.
I read this blog every day because it seems to be the most accurate (Enty is deep in the circle) AND because you guys are so hysterical and good heavens, knowledgeable!....it's like an elite club~
ReplyDelete#1 Is it me or does Middleton look malnourished in that photo.
ReplyDelete#2 I just got out of a Brownie meeting (not for my kid, had to get my friend's), so yeah, they're still around.
#3 Is Spears pregs? Her boobs are huge
#4 I'd F*&k, marry and kill - None. None of the options float my boat.
:)
SHAG/MARRY/MURDER!
ReplyDeleteWe had lemon cookies when I was a Brownie, but they were sandwich cookies and not covered in powdered sugar like those. Thin Mints in the freezer all the way.
ReplyDeleteIs that muscle bound lady with ARod (would also kill) the same one that was doing cartwheels and showed what appeared to be her package? He & Clooney definitely have a type.
I've never seen anything with Rachel Weisz in it (at least I don't think so) but she's entering Kate Bosworth territory.
Wow, it's come to murder? I'm loving mnggodesses plan! Excellent.
ReplyDeleteI had a dream the other night that I was slipping Clooney some tongue and I have no idea where that came from. If I had to commit homicide it would be Craig. He just doesn't float my boat.
F*ck: Matt
F*ck: Clooney
Decide Matt is marrying material
Kill: Craig
Marry:
Electric Warrior, OMG I LOVED!!! those lemon sandwich cookies! They were perfect with a glass of water. Weird, no?
ReplyDeleteWhen they start selling the cookies here, I'm going to buy one box of each. And maybe 2 extra boxes of the Peanut Butter Patties. Oh, god, I'd slaughter a room full of nuns holding kittens with a chainsaw for Peanut Butter Patties.
@Samiq - Welcome to the elite... horneys? Why don't you join in more often?
ReplyDeleteFuck the Thin Mints
ReplyDeleteMarry the Samoas
Kill the Lemonades
:P
Marry: Matt Damon (I'd insist on Fucking him too...
ReplyDeleteFuck: George Clooney (once had a hot dream about him
Kill: Craig, he does zip for me.
They look like the perfect Trifecta to me. Do, do, and do!
ReplyDeleteBritney's boobs are bigger, and she's also doing that thing where you push your shoulders down and back to make your body look smaller.
ReplyDeleteThe Savannah Smiles cookies are a special issue for Girl Scouts' 100th anniversary in 2012. I'm not sure if they'll be around next year or not. They have a tart flavor that I enjoyed during a special tasting last summer. Very different taste than the old lemon sandwich cookies. Can't wait for the cookies to officially come out! Also, the money from the cookie sales goes directly to the Girl Scout troop and local Girl Scout council, plus cookie credits to the girl who sells them. The per box figures down to the penny are published on my local council's website.
ReplyDeleteNone of the three...but I'd watch in a heartbeat!
ReplyDeleteOT further to the BI reveal,, Michael Madsen is on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK as of this evening
ReplyDeleteAll Hail the Lemon Sandwich (and all) Girl Scout Cookies! My family loved them. I will be hitting up local malls looking and will have to try a box of the Savannah Smiles.
ReplyDelete@ Vicki Cupper, my friends think it's odd I eat cookies and water and not cookies and milk, so all cookies and water are good by me.
btw, just for research purposes:
M- Damon
F- Craig
K- Clooney (at least present day Clooney...I agree with the recent weirdness killing any previous attraction/bangability)Sttb.
Britney is just not pretty anymore. Even clean and brushed, her looks are gone.
ReplyDeleteEnty, who pays you to put up pics of Ashley Tisdale? She's on this site a lot.
LMAO, ChasingHeaven!
ReplyDeleteBritney looks awful. Her eyes. She looks like a used CA partygirl.
ReplyDeleteYeah, GOOD one, ChasingHeaven! ;-)
ReplyDeleteM - Clooney
F - Craig
K - Damon
(I just don't get the Damon appeal. Never did. Don't get Affleck, either. Conan, I believe, referred to them once at Bat Daffleck, and so that's what my brother and I always call 'em.)
As a Girl Scout for 4 years as a kid, all I have to say is FUCK YOU GIRL SCOUTS. Try making cookies without CRAP IN THEM;
ReplyDeleteQ: What about partially hydrogenated oils (trans fats)?
A: Girl Scouts of the USA is proud that all Girl Scout cookies are "zero trans fat per serving" with the same great taste that has made them one of America's favorite treats over the years. All varieties contain less than 0.5 grams trans fat per serving, which meets or exceeds the FDA guidelines for the "zero trans fat" designation, and selected varieties can claim 100% trans-fat free status, meaning there’s not a speck of trans fats in the whole box.
Girl Scouts of the USA has worked diligently with our bakers over the past several years to address the issue of trans fats. We began listing the amount of trans fats one full year before FDA requirements went into effect. It is important to remember that Girl Scout Cookies are a snack food and are meant to be consumed in limited quantities within the context of a balanced diet. So that consumers can make an informed choice, the ingredients and nutritional profile of each variety are clearly listed on both the cookie box and the cookie order form, and also on the Web at www.GirlScoutCookies.org.
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Q: Do you use tropical oils such as palm oil?
A: GSUSA's licensed cookie bakers tell us it continues to be necessary to use palm oil in specific cookies to ensure their shelf life, quality, and to serve as a healthful alternative to trans-fats. Many top bakers have tried to stop using palm oil, but without it, their products do not meet quality and production standards.
Our bakers are very concerned about the environmental impact of palm oil and realize that less than 10% of palm oil is produced in a manner that is considered sustainable. To address the issues related to palm oil production, our bakers have made the following commitments:
To use as little as possible, and only in conjunction with recipes where the use of a tropical oil is required to ensure the taste and the quality of the cookie.
To continue to search for viable alternatives.
To exclusively source palm oil from members of the Roundtable on Sustainable Palm Oil (RSPO), an organization of growers, buyers, manufacturers, conservationists and interested parties who are striving to develop and follow best practices to ensure sustainability. Our vendors and/or their suppliers are currently members of the RSPO.
To exclusively purchasing sustainable palm oil once a segregated palm oil supply is available that is financially and logistically feasible.
Please visit www.littlebrownie.com or www.abcsmartcookies.com to read more on the bakers' published statements and position on palm oil.
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Q: What about High Fructose Corn Syrup?
A: Our licensed vendors use a variety of ingredients in the production of Girl Scout Cookies, including, in some cookies, High Fructose Corn Syrup (HFCS). Our bakers have indicated that HCFS is a specifically helpful ingredient in the browning process, and helps cookies retain freshness. For those cookies where HFCS is used, our bakers indicate that it is a key ingredient in ensuring the quality of the cookie.
As leaders in the baking industry, we trust our bakers to develop recipes using ingredients that will produce the best quality, best tasting cookies, and simultaneously address industry and scientific trends, and of course, consumer preference. For a list of specific cookie ingredients, please visit www.GirlScoutCookies.org.
It's only once a year. I was in Girl Scouts for about 6 years and I hated my leader with a fiery passion (still do...the cunt), but I loved selling the cookies.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course eating the cookies.
I'll have Matt!
ReplyDeleteI like Matt Damon more and more as time goes on. I hope he's really as nice as I imagine him to be.
ReplyDelete@MsGirl - I agree. We could use some Idris Elba. He was on The Big C for awhile, and the Luther series on BBC. He's sooo fine!