Brad Pitt and Skinny Spice. George Clooney and Stacy Keibler. Amber Heard meets Jedward. Ashlee Simpson finally gets to go to an event. Emma Stone Michelle Williams Sofia Vergara Lea Michele after the Players Ball. Jessica Chastain Emily Blunt
Wow, lots of pretty dresses. Angie's wrist looks like it could cut glass. George deserves to giggle holding onto his healthy looking girlfriend. Who looks fabulous.
I didn't think Angelina could look any thinner and then there she goes just to prove me wrong. Its not a joke anymore the veins on her arms are worse that Madonna's...and her face is starting to take the toll...just how much filler can they pump into her face anyway ? How many tweeks is too many tweeks...she is beginning to look like a caricature.
Ooh, Emma...that dress is a NO. Usually she chooses so well.
I have to say, I'm not usually with the people here who complain about Angie's weight - if you look back through time, she's always about the same weight. However, today, she looks thinner than usual to me. There. I've said it.
Angelina has been wear dresses that she can put pads under, but this one only allowed for a little padding...and it's scary. The veins & bones sticking out of her is not good. She needs help.
Sofia is just so damn va-va-voom. It doesn't quit! I don't blame you either, Jaded.
I'm embarassed for Lea Michele. Really. I got this bad feeling in my stomach when I saw how much leg she's showing. To me, she's the epitome of Trying Too Hard.
Don't like Jessica's bluescreen gown. That color...
Sylvia - I see what you're sayin about Vergara but she switched it up for the SAGs. Because of her curves it looks fishtail again but it's not. It also might be hard to find dresses that really make the most of her body.
Goddamn Angelina! You were so beautiful before! Now you look like a walking skeleton.
Sick of Lea and her oddly sexual "Ooh aah yeah, look at me, ooh, uh-huh" posing. Also, her dress is ugly.
Jessica's molded bra cups are so 1990s prom.
I hate Michelle Willaims' hair but I do like her shoes.
Sofia has an amazing body but i agree that she almost always wears the same kind of dress and it's a bit boring.
Ashlee looks great clothes-wise, but she seems to have had even more work done to her face. It's like her entire face/head just keeps getting smaller and pointier. I'm not sure how to explain it.
Second the comment that Angelina never stopped the drugs and that while it is possible to be a chubby opiate addict, it's also possible to be a skinny control freak opiate addict (I'm guessing she falls into camp #2). Either that or she is seriously ill. I would put that photo up against Calista Flockhard in Ally McBeal days in terms of total lollipop head/body dysmorphia. Great example to set for your own kids let alone all the randoms worldwide who worship you. And the glassy stare only completes the look.
I don't worship or despise AJ, I don't even have that much of an opinion on her frankly, I just call bullshit on the fact that she was a habitual user of heroin and now is totally clean and apparently didn't need any help in that process. Not that it's impossible, but still. Also people who continually bring stuff up (that has supposedly been over for some time).... well, there's usually a reason.
I get the >100lb thing for Ange; really do. That's why we wear clothes over our bones, so people don't shriek in horror. Hope she's working out and eating muscle-building foods. :/
That chic I hate (Lea Michele) looks pasty but good.
Emily Blunt doesn't even look like herself anymore. She was so cute when she first started out; now she's just getting to be plastic like every other girl. :(
I love the colorful dresses. All of them. The exception being Lea Michele's dress - I don't know, she reminds me of the Bride of Frankenstein for some reason. Vergara looks fabulous!
Angie and Brad remind me of a couple of ridiculously good-looking lollipops. They need to eat out with George and Stacey more often, who, btw, are a lovely couple.
Angelina Jolie is going to see what happens when Brad Pitt decides it's time to trade in her bony, ghoulish ass for a younger version of herself. He's gross, but she deserves every bit of the karma that's headed her way.
If Lea Michelle tries any harder, she's going to bust something. Also, her dress is sized for someone a good 6" taller than her. She must have picked it last minute, because it was idiotic not to get it tailored to her height.
If you look at the picture of Angie next to the model who wore her dress on the runway, her hips are actually smaller. Scary.
I hate that Asslee gets to wear that gorgeous dress. :( Sylvia, she's there because her boyfriend is on Boardwalk Empire, I think. God knows she's never going to get anywhere near any acting award on her own merits.
I think Stacy Keibler is absolutely gorgeous. Best dressed of the night, imo.
Emma Stone looks like a vintage Barbie Doll. I think it is a lovely look for her, What everyone said bout Angie---that photo makes you really notice how emaciated she is. Maybe she is pregnant. She looked like that the last two times also.
Emma Stone's dress looked great on TV. So did Emily Blunt's.
Whoever dressed Lea Michele in the color should have their as s kicked. It pulls all her veins out and makes her look like the undead. And yes, while floor length is de rigueur, she clearly needed an alteration.
Stacy K looked fantastic and she and George looked like a couple who might actually have something to talk about on occasion.
Don't think Angie is pregnant and if she is, she needs to re-think it...I still think the twins have issues ...a pregnant woman needs to nourish that baby...and well that lets Angie out...
I can't wait for the Oscars to be over so I won't have to suffer seeing George Clooney and his latest arm candy. Over him and them. That being said...
How is it possible for Angelina to look skinnier now than she did a week ago at the Globes? I love her, but eat something. Please.
Emma Stone looks adorable...I love her!
I want to have Sophia Vergara's body when I grow up. (Wishful thinking.)
It is refreshing to see Michelle Williams in color for a change. Too bad the dress and shoe combo is so awful.
Has Lea Michele ever worn a shoe that actually fits her and isn't 5 sizes too big? She needs to stop trying so hard before she breaks something. The dress is okay but I think it would have worked better in a different color. Her hair looks pretty, though.
@renoblondee- I feel horrible for your cousin. Unfortunately I have had the experience of knowing a few people who are in the same boat (or have not yet gotten to the recovery part, or who died before they could). I'm not a doctor or anything more than an anecdotal reference having seen what it has done to too many of my friends from college, or my husband's friends from high school and college. But I do know that some of opiate users stay on the opiate substitutes for longer than they are supposed to when drs try to wean them off, in rehab or otherwise/use them to get high/buy them on the black market as opposed to getting them from doctors and taking them under the supervision of a dr. If AJ isn't a straight up illicit user any more, this is what I suspect she is up to, and I have to think if a (responsible) doctor was involved she wouldn't look like that. But you raise a good point, it's different for each person, and there are some people for whom maybe it is the right thing to do to keep them on some low level of opiate permanentally. Either way it's very sad and nothing to be glorified.
This is all my speculation and its totally possible that there is nothing more up w AJ than she needs a sandwich!
Michelle looks lovely in red. She should wear it more often.
ReplyDeleteSt. Angie looks like she weighs roughly the same as the Holy Twins.
ReplyDeleteWow, lots of pretty dresses. Angie's wrist looks like it could cut glass. George deserves to giggle holding onto his healthy looking girlfriend. Who looks fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think Angelina could look any thinner and then there she goes just to prove me wrong.
ReplyDeleteIts not a joke anymore the veins on her arms are worse that Madonna's...and her face is starting to take the toll...just how much filler can they pump into her face anyway ? How many tweeks is too many tweeks...she is beginning to look like a caricature.
Angelina, Angelina, what are you doing to yourself? That cannot be a healthy body image for her daughters.
ReplyDeleteOoh, Emma...that dress is a NO. Usually she chooses so well.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, I'm not usually with the people here who complain about Angie's weight - if you look back through time, she's always about the same weight. However, today, she looks thinner than usual to me. There. I've said it.
Michelle does look lovely in red but that dress is atrocious - the hemline in particular.
ReplyDeleteAngelina is looking like a lolly pop - her head looks oversized compared to her body
When I grow up I want to look like Sophia Vergara (lets not let reality get in the way of fantasy ok?)
Oh Jaded, to look like Sophia, who could blame you ?
ReplyDeleteAngelina has been wear dresses that she can put pads under, but this one only allowed for a little padding...and it's scary. The veins & bones sticking out of her is not good. She needs help.
ReplyDeleteI kind of like Emma's dress, and I think Michelle W looks quite lovely.
ReplyDeleteAngelina, not so much. She looks like she might snap in half any second.
I am such a fan of Keibler with Clooney, she is just lovig the whole experience so much I hope he keeps her around for awhile.
ReplyDeleteSofia is just so damn va-va-voom. It doesn't quit! I don't blame you either, Jaded.
ReplyDeleteI'm embarassed for Lea Michele. Really. I got this bad feeling in my stomach when I saw how much leg she's showing. To me, she's the epitome of Trying Too Hard.
Don't like Jessica's bluescreen gown. That color...
Sophia is straight-up delicious.
ReplyDeleteLea Michele looks rough.
Jolie is on drugs. It's not just the weight, she always looks spaced out.
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay described LM perfectly, IMO.
ReplyDeleteAngie looks awful. I hope she gets herself some help.
Oh, and I actually think Stacy Keibler looks O.K. here. Never thought I'd say that.
ReplyDeleteHa! "Skinny Spice." More like Scary Spice #2. Or maybe Deathly Spice is more like it.
ReplyDeleteMust say (tho' I hate doing it...) I really like Ashlee's dress.
Lea M looks like a vampire.
The blue and greens at the end are eye-killers!
I really like Ashlee Simpson's dress == pure Hollywood glamor!
ReplyDeleteKeibler looks good because she's not a walking cadaver.
ReplyDeleteSkinny Spice (LOL) dress looks like it's just hanging..
ReplyDeleteStacy's dress is very nice...
Azzlee's dress is very nice, but why is she there...
Michelle's, the color is too bright for my taste..
Sofia, hasn't she been wearing the same type of style just different colors. Not a fan of her's.
Lea, I sort of like the dress and color just don't care for that slit.
Emily's dress again too bright for my taste.
Love, love LOVE Stacey Keibler's dress. And she looks so much better than the emaciated Angelina Jolie.
ReplyDeleteI see Sophia Vergara as more of a ka-POW than a va-va-va-voom.
Poor Lea looks real bad.
Sofia V is so, so gorgeous.
ReplyDeletePrincess Lea looks weird. In that shot, her head looks too big for her body. Her body looks stubby. It's the dress - who the hell is her stylist?
ReplyDeleteSylvia - I see what you're sayin about Vergara but she switched it up for the SAGs. Because of her curves it looks fishtail again but it's not. It also might be hard to find dresses that really make the most of her body.
ReplyDelete:D @ Jessie
ReplyDeleteCan't believe I'm saying it, I like Ashlee's dress.
ReplyDeleteStacy looks really nice.
Angelina looks sooo fragile.
Not a fan of the toes in pose on Emma.
Are all Sophias gorgeous? I still think Sophia Loren is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
That color on Lea does her no favors, nor does her *I know you think I look like a Greek Goddess*
pose.
Goddamn Angelina! You were so beautiful before! Now you look like a walking skeleton.
ReplyDeleteSick of Lea and her oddly sexual "Ooh aah yeah, look at me, ooh, uh-huh" posing. Also, her dress is ugly.
Jessica's molded bra cups are so 1990s prom.
I hate Michelle Willaims' hair but I do like her shoes.
Sofia has an amazing body but i agree that she almost always wears the same kind of dress and it's a bit boring.
Ashlee looks great clothes-wise, but she seems to have had even more work done to her face. It's like her entire face/head just keeps getting smaller and pointier. I'm not sure how to explain it.
Second the comment that Angelina never stopped the drugs and that while it is possible to be a chubby opiate addict, it's also possible to be a skinny control freak opiate addict (I'm guessing she falls into camp #2). Either that or she is seriously ill. I would put that photo up against Calista Flockhard in Ally McBeal days in terms of total lollipop head/body dysmorphia. Great example to set for your own kids let alone all the randoms worldwide who worship you. And the glassy stare only completes the look.
ReplyDeleteI don't worship or despise AJ, I don't even have that much of an opinion on her frankly, I just call bullshit on the fact that she was a habitual user of heroin and now is totally clean and apparently didn't need any help in that process. Not that it's impossible, but still. Also people who continually bring stuff up (that has supposedly been over for some time).... well, there's usually a reason.
Angie is looking worse than Demi. Stacy could just break her ribs giving her a hug. Good thing Angie doesn't like her.
ReplyDeleteI am another one who has to say that Ashlee looks good and has the best dress of the group.
I get the >100lb thing for Ange; really do. That's why we wear clothes over our bones, so people don't shriek in horror. Hope she's working out and eating muscle-building foods. :/
ReplyDeleteThat chic I hate (Lea Michele) looks pasty but good.
Vergera always looks good. Damn.
Emily Blunt doesn't even look like herself anymore. She was so cute when she first started out; now she's just getting to be plastic like every other girl. :(
ReplyDeleteI love the colorful dresses. All of them. The exception being Lea Michele's dress - I don't know, she reminds me of the Bride of Frankenstein for some reason. Vergara looks fabulous!
ReplyDeleteAngie and Brad remind me of a couple of ridiculously good-looking lollipops. They need to eat out with George and Stacey more often, who, btw, are a lovely couple.
Angelina Jolie is going to see what happens when Brad Pitt decides it's time to trade in her bony, ghoulish ass for a younger version of herself. He's gross, but she deserves every bit of the karma that's headed her way.
ReplyDelete@Izahart
ReplyDeleteMy cousin is a recovering heroin user and has to take methadone for the rest of her life. At least that's what they tell us.
If Lea Michelle tries any harder, she's going to bust something. Also, her dress is sized for someone a good 6" taller than her. She must have picked it last minute, because it was idiotic not to get it tailored to her height.
ReplyDeleteIf you look at the picture of Angie next to the model who wore her dress on the runway, her hips are actually smaller. Scary.
I hate that Asslee gets to wear that gorgeous dress. :( Sylvia, she's there because her boyfriend is on Boardwalk Empire, I think. God knows she's never going to get anywhere near any acting award on her own merits.
I think Stacy Keibler is absolutely gorgeous. Best dressed of the night, imo.
Emma Stone looks like a vintage Barbie Doll. I think it is a lovely look for her,
ReplyDeleteWhat everyone said bout Angie---that photo makes you really notice how emaciated she is. Maybe she is pregnant. She looked like that the last two times also.
Emma Stone's dress looked great on TV. So did Emily Blunt's.
ReplyDeleteWhoever dressed Lea Michele in the color should have their as s kicked. It pulls all her veins out and makes her look like the undead. And yes, while floor length is de rigueur, she clearly needed an alteration.
Stacy K looked fantastic and she and George looked like a couple who might actually have something to talk about on occasion.
Stacy Keibler looks incredible! Hard to remember she's the wrestling girl now...
ReplyDeleteI love Emma's dress, too.
Angelina looks like she's dying. She truly looks awful. She needs help.
Wow, that was a turnaround for books. Just a couple of months ago the whole bunch of you has nothing but contempt for Kiebler.
ReplyDelete@Tatyana - that's just how we roll around here.
ReplyDeletenot me! I didn't know who she was so I didn't have an opinion on her at all. LOL
ReplyDeleteI think nobody cared much since we all thought she'd be replaced in five minutes.
ReplyDeleteDon't think Angie is pregnant and if she is, she needs to re-think it...I still think the twins have issues ...a pregnant woman needs to nourish that baby...and well that lets Angie out...
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs to tell her fetuses can not survive on piety alone.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the Oscars to be over so I won't have to suffer seeing George Clooney and his latest arm candy. Over him and them. That being said...
ReplyDeleteHow is it possible for Angelina to look skinnier now than she did a week ago at the Globes? I love her, but eat something. Please.
Emma Stone looks adorable...I love her!
I want to have Sophia Vergara's body when I grow up. (Wishful thinking.)
It is refreshing to see Michelle Williams in color for a change. Too bad the dress and shoe combo is so awful.
Has Lea Michele ever worn a shoe that actually fits her and isn't 5 sizes too big? She needs to stop trying so hard before she breaks something. The dress is okay but I think it would have worked better in a different color. Her hair looks pretty, though.
Pretty color on Jessica Chastain.
Emily Blunt looks pretty, but her hair ages her.
@renoblondee- I feel horrible for your cousin. Unfortunately I have had the experience of knowing a few people who are in the same boat (or have not yet gotten to the recovery part, or who died before they could). I'm not a doctor or anything more than an anecdotal reference having seen what it has done to too many of my friends from college, or my husband's friends from high school and college. But I do know that some of opiate users stay on the opiate substitutes for longer than they are supposed to when drs try to wean them off, in rehab or otherwise/use them to get high/buy them on the black market as opposed to getting them from doctors and taking them under the supervision of a dr. If AJ isn't a straight up illicit user any more, this is what I suspect she is up to, and I have to think if a (responsible) doctor was involved she wouldn't look like that. But you raise a good point, it's different for each person, and there are some people for whom maybe it is the right thing to do to keep them on some low level of opiate permanentally. Either way it's very sad and nothing to be glorified.
ReplyDeleteThis is all my speculation and its totally possible that there is nothing more up w AJ than she needs a sandwich!