Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
I love the people looking up and watching Kate Beckinsale getting photographed and probably having no clue who it is.
Khloe and Kim Kardashian at the Clippers/Mavericks game last night. No truth to the rumors that people were shouting at Khloe, "Who's Your Daddy?"
Matt Bomer gets ready to spy on unsuspecting apartment dwellers in New York.
Mila Kunis on her way to work out.
Nick Cannon was back at work. At what age do you wear the hat normal?
One of his guests was Amber Rose who said she wants to join the military and already bought her uniform.
Paul McCartney eating pizza. Honestly, it does not look vegetarian, but that would be impossible right?
Rachel McAdams in London still.
Sharon Stone walking the streets of Los Angeles.
Manhattan Jungle Book is carried by his mom on a lunch date with Vincent Piazza.
Khloe and Kim Kardashian at the Clippers/Mavericks game last night. No truth to the rumors that people were shouting at Khloe, "Who's Your Daddy?"
Matt Bomer gets ready to spy on unsuspecting apartment dwellers in New York.
Mila Kunis on her way to work out.
Nick Cannon was back at work. At what age do you wear the hat normal?
One of his guests was Amber Rose who said she wants to join the military and already bought her uniform.
Paul McCartney eating pizza. Honestly, it does not look vegetarian, but that would be impossible right?
Rachel McAdams in London still.
Sharon Stone walking the streets of Los Angeles.
Manhattan Jungle Book is carried by his mom on a lunch date with Vincent Piazza.
I thought Mila looked like Fergie Ferg at first. In a not-good way. What's been up with Mila? She didn't look the same at the GG either.
ReplyDeleteOMG!! Why is Azzlee carrying her kid. Can't he walk??
ReplyDeleteYou can get vegan pizza, no prob -- or tell them not to put cheese on it (snort, communists.)
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is on Rachel's shoe?
ReplyDeleteAshlee thinks that it makes her look like a good mother if she's photographed carrying her kid. Not so much, Ashlee, not so much.
The more pictures I see of Khloe, the more convinced I am that Chewbacca is her father.
ReplyDeleteLove Rachael's shoes too - apparently I need to go shoe shopping. My foot is the only thing that doesn't get bigger.
ReplyDeleteKhloe looks really good there.
ReplyDeleteKhloe looks great!
ReplyDeleteCelebs think they look like more devoted parents when they carry their kids WAAAAAAY longer than they need to be carried. *snort*
But Manhattan Jungle Book is REEEEAAAAALLY cute!!
Here's the thing: when you're out in public, in a parking lot or on a busy street, it's so much more safe to carry a small child. Especially one who might run ahead of you and either get run over by a car or lost in a swarm of paparazzi. Believe me, I hate that I'm defending Ashlee (and Katie Holmes) but rip into them for something else, not this. And you know if she weren't carrying that kid and he was darting ahead of her, people would be all "Get a hold of that child, girl! Bad mom alert!!!!1"
ReplyDeleteI have it on SOLID authority that the KarTRASHian whores were BOOed at the Clippers game last night. Everyone hates them. Everyone.
ReplyDeleteI'm with chopchop on the carrying the kid thing. It's faster, easier and safer to carry a child at that age than having them walk. If I was getting pap'd I would definitely carry my child. Besides, young children are very unpredictable when walking on their own. I have a two year old who doesn't want to hold my hand when we're walking by a street of any kind no matter how I beg and plead...And I have a six year old who though she is nearly as tall as I am now, never dulls on being picked up on occassion when she can get away it. She likes the closeness. I'm giving celebrity/star moms a pass on this.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you up to a point about carrying kids, but I do think there comes a time (like a year ago for both Asslee's kid and Suri) where it looks pretty dumb. Hold their hands or something.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, that looks like pepperoni on Macca's pizza. Delicious, delicious pepperoni.
Kate gets awfully fancy to go to Crate & Barrel.
At what age do you wear a baseball cap normally? About 20 years ago, in Nick's case.
I can't believe those Kartrashians stomp around on basketball courts trolling for husbands in those ginormous heels, and no one yells at them for it! I'm sure they are REALLY popular with the court care crew.
I read an interview with Brad Pitt (or Tom Cruise) and he talked about getting blasted for always carrying the kids and he said what you don't see in the photos are the paps swarming them and it freaks out the kids.
ReplyDeleteIn the real world, I like when parents carry their kids in a crowded area because it's annoying when they walk and get in everyone's way and slow you down.
Paul McCartney and Angela Merckell (sp?) might be the same person.
Are you allowed to walk on the court in heels? I can't stop thinking of my high school gym and the list of shoes we couldn't wear in there.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Jessie! That's what I was referring to.
ReplyDeletei'm getting increasingly disturbed by the looks on celebrity children's faces. It's always good to have a Zahara bitchface or a Suri tongue poking out but to see this kid, or the Jolie-Pitt twins looks so frightened is really disturbing and makes me uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteI do have a hard time believing flocks of paps would be following Ashlee Simpson.
ReplyDeleteKhloe looks fantastic. Rachel McAdams shoes...SWOON! My god are those beautious.
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone is wearing her unused Peg Bundy Halloween costume I see.
ReplyDelete@LittleMiss - that's AWESOME :)
ReplyDeleteI would bet dollars to doughnuts that pizza mcCartney is eating is Vegetarian. I don't think he's a vegan, though?
Rachel McAdams is just stunning.
ReplyDeleteKhloe has lst a lot of weight.
Oh boy, I can't wait to see Matt Boner in Channing Tatum's stripper movie!
ReplyDeleteDid you hear Nick Cannon's description of what really went on with his kidneys? He and Mariah really have no clue what they're talking about. "We called it mild kidney failure because it sounded better." Don't know what's really going on? Why not just pull something out of your ass?
Sir Paul is a vegetarian not a vegan. Some important difference there. This means he could eat pizza with cheese on it...and it could also be pizza with fake meat pepperoni.(I personally love fake chorizo far better than the real stuff,) so yeah, Macca is eating pizza.
ReplyDeleteMust be a slow day for the paps.
@LSAM: Oh how happy that makes so many...Yeah why ARE the paps following Asslee? Oh riiiight..She called them to stay relevant.
ReplyDelete@Sorka8: I don't eat meat but I cannot imagine fake chorizo is good. Frankly I stopped eating it because I did not like the taste of meat anyway. Although I do loves me some soy balogna for some reason. Where in the world does one buy fake pepperoni or chorizo?
RQ do you eat the fake stuff?
Eh,if Ashley wants to carry her kid, who cares? I carried mine or had them strapped in a stroller forever because they were both runners. It was easier to carry them than it was to have them pulling on my shoulder or taking off into crowds.
ReplyDeleteKhloe looks like Moose, from the Archie comics, in drag.
ReplyDeletelove khloe, loathe the rest of them.
ReplyDeleteI'm more concerned about Sir Paul's uncool white tennis shoes. They scream "pensioner on shore leave from a cruise ship." Nancy looks much nicer.
ReplyDeleteNice that he can have an ordinary life, though. I can't see Sir Elton walking down the street with a slice of pizza.
We buy soy pepperoni and sausage. There are tons of vegetarian alternatives out there. Paul McCartney can do no wrong. He is my children's imaginary grandfather. I absolutely love him.
ReplyDeleteI am looking at Kim's photo and wondering how she can claim to be a size 2.
Khloe has man-face.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to look for soy chorizo. Who would have thought!
Matt Bomer is perfection in that photo.
ReplyDeleteMatt Bomer is ALWAYS perfection. The man is gorgeous -- and from Spring, a suburb of Houston! He's teh ghey, but he's still fun to fantasize about.
ReplyDeleteI give a pass for carrying Jungle Book.. that child looks terrified!
ReplyDeleteMooshki, you can have mild kidney failure, I am sure that is not the tech term for it, but your kidneys can shut down and start to fail. My oldest child had this happen to him, complete with a careflight and a week's stay in a childrens hospital. Thankfully, they were able to reverse this, and he didn't have any long term damage, and is healthy as a horse now.
Your kidneys can go into failure for many different reasons, my sons was due to strep throat that migrated to his kidneys.
PSA for the day gang, if you even think you have strep, seek medical attention pronto, strep can travel to any organ and even your brain!
Ha ha ha, I second everything lutefisk said. Sir Paul's my imaginary godfather. (In fact, my real godfather always reminded me of him. Weird.)
ReplyDeleteThere are a LOT of really good fake meat products. My favorites have been Gardein and Match Meats (made here in St. Louis!). And Macca is veggie, but not vegan, as others have mentioned.
I think those people are wondering who that woman is because she is one of the sexiest women on the planet. Kate looks fantastic.
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