Thursday, January 12, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

After the premiere of her movie, Madonna is going to work out with a bunch of Michael Jackson look-alikes so wanted to be prepared with the gloves.

When you are Madonna's manager, apparently you also have to brush her hair as she walks the red carpet.
Also at the premiere but leaving rapidly after was Princess Beatrice.
Another night another beer and basketball game for Rihanna.
Rooney Mara and her rarely spotted boyfriend.
Robert Pattinson makes some moves on Betty White.
This is Sean Bean.
This is Steve Carell.
And this is Selena Gomez with her new purple and blue hair which was done after a very cold unromantic lunch with Justin Bieber.
Jockey released this ad of Tim Tebow.
Will Smith is hosting the Kid's Choice Awards live from Scientology camp.



47 comments:

  1. Anyone know why Bean and Carrell are dressed that way?

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  2. Shouldn't Tebag be draped across a goalpost like he's being crucified?

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  3. A cape and red gloves?

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  4. Steve Carell is playing the title character, Burt Wonderstone, "a jaded Vegas magician." Sean Bean is dressed like that for kicks. (j/k, I think.)

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  5. That was clearly a hint to a BI between the Biebs and his gf!

    It was Pattinson sitting with Betty! I thought for a moment it was Jake G.! Betty still got it going on, what a great Dame!

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  6. Sean Bean - AAAAAAGHHHH!

    Steve Carell looks oddly hot as a blonde. Someone slap me.

    And Is Will really a Scientologist? Really?

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  7. Looks like Selena is hitting her rebellious phase

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  8. @vicki LOL!

    Will looks like he got "a little sugar in the tank" with his Pantone colour of the year Tangerine sweater.
    how fashion forward willy!

    Tebow WISHES he looked as good as KESLER!!

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  9. Madonna looks like a vampire in that getup, and why can't her stylist just use hair spray?

    I really like Steve Carell in that outfit....

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  10. I have to say, Sean Bean doesn't look too bad in drag. If you disagree, I wouldn't tell him cos dude may look like a lady, but he knows how to throw a punch!!!!

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  11. Yes, I agree, Sean looks good with the Fabio'esqe hairdo.

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  12. Selenakyle loves her Sean Bean. . .I want to hear her comments, lol.

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  13. Sean Bean looks like Blake Lively here. I swear, I'm not being mean. Look at the picture again!

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  14. so....Carell had to wax his chest again?

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  15. Rita - I can see why you thought that was Jake.

    WTF is w/Madonna's gloves?!

    Rihanna always looks like she's partying.

    I thought Rooney Mara was Amanda Knox.

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  16. Is Rhianna channelling Salt n Pepa there?

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  17. @EmEyeKay - But doesn't Sean Bean look like Blake Lively???

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  18. I find Tim Tebow incredibly sexy. I want to teach that pure little boy how to fuck.

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  19. Sorry Madonna, just not feeling the cape..

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  20. Hair and make-up look pretty good, but Madonna always finds a way to eff it up.

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  21. Madonna looks like she has her Halloween outfit on. She needs a new stylist ASAP.

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  22. If I were Rhianna, young, and pretty with money, I'd be out having beers at the basketball games. And the hockey games, football and baseball games, too. I love pro sports and beer, too.

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  23. LOL, Rita! I was thinking the same thing about Sean Bean looking like Blake Lively.

    Aaaand I really want to watch To Wong Foo now.

    Not feeling Madonna's outfit at all. Her hair and makeup look nice (even if she does need to lay off the Botox, methinks) but the doily-looking cape with red leather gloves? Seriously?

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  24. LOL @ Blake Lively comments.

    Madonna looks ridiculous..

    LOL@comments

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  25. Madonna looks like she will eat your soul.
    The gloves are ridiculous, we have seen the rippling veins in her arms and hands. The gloves look worse than her veins popping. WE KNOW YOU'RE OVER 50.

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  26. I had no idea Rooney had a bf. Changes my guess for a Lainey blind about a starlet having an onset affair with a married man, when his wife showed up he ended it, so she "obediently" went back to her bf.
    I saw one other blind that suggested that she had an affair with Daniel Craig, not really sure I buy it, but with Hollyweird....who knows.

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  27. Rhianna looks messy indeed.
    I kinda like Selena's hair, she's young & cute enough for it to work.

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  28. OK. I was defending my love/lust for Michael Fassbender yesterday. Now I have to ask - what the hell is remotely sexy about Robert Pattinson? Betty White is clearly the much more sexy person in that photo. He looks like a mutant bug. Yuck.

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  29. And what is the feather puff on Madonna's ass? Her manager should be managing that.

    Tebow needs to be careful... When you start using your prayer stance for marketing doesn't that cross the "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vein" / "Thou shalt not worship false gods" (the holy coin) holy line?!??

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  30. @Nolachickee, noooooooooo. We will get Twihardised to no end!!!

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  31. @Tinselass - lol, that's someone carrying a coat on their arm.

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  32. @chopchop, I cackled at your comment then nodded approvingly. :D

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  33. Agree, Sarah. We all know her hands show her real age...wonder if she'll get some fillers put into them.

    Will someone please explain to me how Robert Pattinson is considered good looking? Dude is NOT attractive. At all.

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  34. @Rita that's exactly what I thought about Selena re that blind item.
    Madonna is just ridiculous.

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  35. I'm a godless atheist heathen, but I can't hate on Tebow. He's still pretty young, and he's sort of hot. If he has any self awareness at all, he'll learn soon enough that everything is bullsh*t. And I mean that in a good way...

    I am one of the odd ones out who think Madonna looks good there, and I'm not really a fan at all these days. It's best that she cover her hands.

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  36. Madonna would've looked great in the velvet dress alone. It looks like it fits her perfectly. Those "motorcycle gloves", red no less, just tacky-up the whole outfit.

    Lainey Gossip was talking today about maybe M should get injections in her hands to plump them. It's too late, just own up to them and stop messing with injections.

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  37. I'm sorry. I kind of love Madonna. But she is looking like a dried up piece of vanilla beef jerky. She wants to be Lourdes a bit too much. Lourdes, when you seriously start 'dating' you best keep an eye on Mama.

    RE: Will Smith and his brother Tommy. I just cannot watch them in movies any longer. I know they are ACTORS. And I can deal with them acting MACHO in a movie. But I can't deal with the fakiness they act in real life. Mission Impossible is Impossible for me.

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  38. Does Rooney have her hand in her boyfriend's pocket, and they're holding hands? Awwwwww.... :-) As for the blind re: the starlet/director affair, isn't Fincher gay? I could have sworn I read that recently.

    As for Tebow, the mayor of Denver was trying to get Mayor Menino here in Boston to agree to do the Tebow pose if the Broncos win Saturday's game. Menino's response? "I do that every Sunday in church!" Oooh, snap! (OK, maybe I'm a cynical bitch, but he's starting to really rub me the wrong way--it's reminding me of some of the Southern Baptists I knew in Georgia who were very in-your-face about their religion, with the subtext always being "see how much better of a person I am than you, you pathetic sinner?" Let's just say that, if one's life is supposed to bear witness to one's faith, theirs weren't quite bearing the kind of witness they would have liked...is that a tactful way to phrase it? Tim's probably a good kid & all, but I just keep remembering that verse about praying in private if you want God to hear you...)

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  39. The blind I was referring to didn't specify whether it was a director or actor. I got the impression it was the two leads fooling around.
    I've heard rumors that Fincher is gay but I believe he is in a long term relationship with a woman, possibly engaged

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  40. Something is weird with the photo of Madonna's manager.

    It looks like there's a 2nd photo underneath - the area between the 2 bodies - looks like a naked leg or two.

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  41. I'm with you Robin the Mad Photog- as another fellow Bostonian (though natively southern) and also a godless heathen to boot, I am sick of all this nonsense and sincerely hope that the money Jockey spent announcing that NFL playoffs are "Tebow Time" will be a huge waste of money after tomorrow night bc the Broncos won't be playing any more after that.

    I also agree being raised in a very religious household and community that even though I don't believe in all that, its fine if others do and I do truly respect it, but when it is a marketing tactic.... that is really wrong. He is cute (no Tom Brady but who is) but to do that pose in that ad campaign is blatantly monetizing on faith. I find that just as obnoxious and offensive as the ridiculous assertions that God wanted the Broncos to go to the playoffs, or that a miracle occurred in Denver last week and a halo formed over the stadium (it's called pyrotechnics/lighting/fog-- not exactly water to wine stuff).

    Tebow it's time for you to go away until the start of NFL season 2013 and GO PATS.

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  42. I love Tebow. It's time we Christian girls were treated to a bit of righteous eye candy. Haters gonna hate, but that's alright. Go Bronc's!

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  43. No disrespect BUT

    despite having decided as an adult to not believe in organized religion and specifically Christianity, I do seem to recall a story about Jesus and the moneychangers in the Bible... so I'm sure he (that is Jesus) would approve of using religion to get paid, right?? Or am I recalling that parable incorrectly?

    seriously people, sports team preferences aside, its kind of gross, tacky, less than ethical, etc to monetize on things such as religion, the misfortune of others, mental illness, etc. It's not about hate- it's about having ethics, and also realizing that just because someone praises God all the time it doesn't mean they should be blindly followed by others who also like God. This ad is wrong. There a tons of other extremely religious athletes who don't turn it into their personal cash cow/trademark.

    Seriously its people who blindly love him (and for the most part know jack about football) because he uses the words God and Jesus so much that inspire us "haters" to dislike someone who honestly I would have liked otherwise.

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  44. Sean Bean, hilarious! He's come a long way from Ned Stark!

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  45. p.s. Is it my imagination, or does Will Smith look pretty sickly there?

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