Random Photos Part One
It's hard to believe Keri Russell gave birth to her second baby less than two weeks ago.
Speaking of babies, Natalie Portman makes a rare appearance with her baby.
At the Palm Springs International Film Festival, Olivia Wilde showed off her new hairstyle.
Charlize Theron was there still hoping Young Adult gets some awards.
Ditto for Michelle Williams and her Marilyn Monroe movie.
Melissa McCarthy showed off her husband and fellow actor, Ben Falcone.
A Pacino is like a caricature of himself combined with Rambo.
Rihanna shows off her beer while her friend catches popcorn in her mouth from strangers.
Willow Smith looks for attention on Rodeo Drive.
Willow Smith. So sad. I was rooting for her cuteness in Whip your Hair, and the fact that her parents don't need to pimp her like the Lohans... But I'm thinking the girl will be pimping herself fairly enough for attention.
ReplyDeleteCharlize, a goddess. Olivia... Head waaaaay bigger than the rest.
Charlize and Keri look great.
ReplyDeleteMichelle's look is not working for me.
Willow looks like a troll doll except she's not cute.
Pacino looks rough!
Olivia Wilde is pretty but there is something off about her look here.
Natalie looks unhappy in several photos I have seen lately, I wonder what's up with her and the millipede.
Theron and Williams are campaigning for Oscar's nod :Palm Spring fest isn't a "real" movie fest,it's just some screenings and a party for the first contenders who were ok to come to "win" prizes.If you campaign really,you go to Palm Spring fest and all roundtables
ReplyDeleteOh Felicity...so funny that just as I start re-watching the show, I start seeing/hearing about Keri everywhere.
ReplyDeleteLOVE that Michael K called the kids around Willow (and Jaden who was also there) the gang of Latch Key Kids! hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThey are trying so hard, bless their hearts.
Willow is giving me Ludwig van Beethoven fevah here. yikes girl
Willow looks like a fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteI do not like Olivia Wilde, but i do like the shorter hair on her.
Charlize is so hot.
@GSDlover: i think Portman and her baby's daddy are happy together:she came in France with the baby and him to see his dancing show 1 month again
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to rag on Willow. She's a child.
ReplyDeleteI usually like what Michelle is wearing, but that dress isn't quite working.
I need Melissa's dress.
Al looks like an over-baked lobster.
felicity just had a baby? no way! #gorgeous
ReplyDeleteat this point, willow smith just makes me sad.
@Layna, you are right, hanging head in shame. Shouldn't rag on a child... But her wearing that in public, it's like really wanting attention.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should be more constructive in my feedback: Willow, that pompadour is very out of style, and is now only reserved for poodle shows.
Better?:)
Sorry, I wasn't pointing fingers at anyone. It's just hard for me to get too nasty with kids, unless they're being brats directly in front of me.
ReplyDeleteWillow seems destined to be one of those celeb kids who needed more attention from her family and it'll come too little, too late.
Damn shame about Willow, what a cry for attention.
ReplyDeleteLook at those cheeks on Aleph! There are some other photos of Natalie with Millipied and baby, they look like any other couple walking around the neighborhood, and getting papped in their face.
Keri looks unbelievable! I'm sure she's sporting a little pooch under her clothes.
@Layna - no worries, you were absolutely right. Willow's not even 14 yet.
ReplyDeleteWonder if his comment about Natalie Portman is a hint to the ashamed parents blind...
ReplyDelete@paris, i just spit coffee out all over my work computer monitor!! LOL you SOOO called it Willow looks like a fucking asshole!!
ReplyDelete@Cathy
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was going to say! I wonder if they are those parents.
Is Al Pacino trying to hide some hair plug scars?
ReplyDeletePacino looks ridiculous..
ReplyDeleteWillow not cute at all...
Woah- Natalie, Olivia, and Keri have all lost a ton of weight!
ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy looks beautiful. I love that her husband is that dude in Bridemaids who sits next to her on the plane who she insist is a Marshall and he swears he's not but then turns out to actually be one.. lol too funny!
Pacino REALLY needs to adjust his wig.. like now. Even if he winds up pulling an Erik Estrada and just strangely wiggles/ adjusts it right in front of everyone including the cameras lol
Charlize is always beautiful.
ReplyDeleteWillow is a child but she does have parents, couldn't they have given some advice about the wrong kind of attention?
Pacino is getting to the scary stage.
Oh and I forgot to ask: Do you think Willow's mom lets her eat?
ReplyDeletePlease don't let Willow go the Gaga route.
ReplyDeleteThat crap is getting played out.
@paris
ReplyDeleteI burst out laughing when I read that! OMG
I'll rag on Willow - she's courting attention and publicity since she's a singer and actress now. It's not as if she's just some child of a celebrity seeking anonymity. She looks ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWhy do those shoes look so hot on Charlize, but for some reason would look so annoying on Aniston? I think maybe because Aniston wears them all the time.
Just heard Portman is making a movie based on "Eating Animals" - looking forward to it.
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ReplyDeleteI'll rag on Willow, too. I don't care if she's a "child." She looks like an asshole in that wig, and the way both Willow and her brother crave attention just screams "insufferable brats" to me. It's not like they are four years old and have to wear what their parents put them in; they are teenagers who put their own looks together. So if they look stupid, it's their own damn fault.
ReplyDeleteI remember when Keri Russell had River. I saw a photo of her two weeks later in which she was wearing a wifebeater and a pair of shorts. Not an ounce of excess baby weight on her. I guess she just has amazing genes.
Calling kids assholes seems a bit much. Calling anyone an asshole seem bad unless there's clear evidence of some terrible behavior.
ReplyDeleteWho hear didn't wear something freaky at some point during childhood? Hell, I'll wear weird stuff now and I'd like to think I wouldn't be called an asshole for it.
It seems harsh to go down that road.
But different strokes for different folks. It makes the world go around.
Totally agree, Layna Day.
ReplyDeleteThe girl is 11, for fucks sake.
I'm sure none of you have made any sartorial missteps in your whole life, so congratufuckinlations to all.
Oups, I've put my comment on the wrong post:
ReplyDeleteI agree with most on the insensitivity of always saying a pregnant lady "looks ready to pop". Albeit her being in the public eye.
In the same insensitive matter, that you'd call a child an asshole, albeit them being in the public eye.
Sensitivity is about perception. However, Jessica Simpson is an adult, and have been in the public eye on her own for a while. Not so for Willow Smith.
maybe Willow "whipped her hair" so much it turned to whipped cream....
ReplyDeleteIs Willow getting style tips from Nicki Minaj? Definitely not a good look, whatever age she is.
ReplyDeleteCindy- you are fucking hilarious
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lol Cindy!
ReplyDelete@Cindy - LMAO! That was cute!
ReplyDeleteRihanna has some kind of bruise on her leg. Hmmm..wonder who might have done that?
ReplyDeleteUgh, Jason, don't even go there. I just want to bop her in the head and say "what are you thinking?! You're too good for him, girl!!!
ReplyDeleteDanielle, I love that scene. Melissa completely stole that movie. I thought the rest of it was "meh," but she was hysterical and awesome.
Willow - no. Wearing cotton candy on your head is not trendy.
ReplyDeleteRhianna seems like she'd be a blast to hang out with.
Charlize is looking gaunt in that pic. Maybe it's the angle? She usually looks healthy.
Melissa McCarthy looks lovely.
@Mooshki, I have totally forgotten about her and Chris Brown! Crap, now every time I see a bruise on her legs, I will think of this and feel like throwing up.
ReplyDeleteI wondered if anyone else noticed that bruise...and is that another one on her left shin? I know, they could have perfectly innocent explanations (and very likely do; God knows I bang myself up way too often), but... *sigh* I have to wonder if she's into the "drama" of the whole situation; some people seem to want that whiff of danger, and without out they just don't feel alive, or think their relationship isn't "intense" enough. Or am I just getting cynical in my old age?...
ReplyDeleteI want Nathalie's purse. I didn't even notice the baby.
ReplyDeleteI noticed Rihanna's bruises but my legs look like that (except worse as I'm not white, I'm more of a fishy blue).
I love Melissa McCarthy...I think she is beautiful and so talented. Like Mooshki said, she totally stole Bridesmaids, and same with her SNL episode. She just rocks, all day.
ReplyDeleteRe: Natalie...If paps were taking pics of my baby to make money, I would give them stink eye every single day of the week.
ReplyDeleteTotally agreed--Melissa McCarthy stole the show in Bridesmaids.
I came to make the "whip your hair" joke about Willow, but Cindy beat me to it. Oh, well. I loved the "troll doll" line upthread as well. Very clever.
ReplyDeletePacino appears to be sporting a headband (??).
ReplyDeleteI agree that Willow looks ridiculous. But when I was her age, I asked for a perm, so...she'll be regretting all these pinkish wigs one day.
Natalie's baby & Darren Aronofsky's son w/ Rachel Weisz look like brothers. That baby is a blind item revealed.
ReplyDeleteThat is Vanessa Hudgens sister behind Willow Smith & that kid next to her used to be on Hannah Montana. *I read this somewhere else*
ReplyDeleteHonestly as long as she's not doing anything illegal, I don't care what she wears. She's not MY kid. But I will say that it sucks for her that she has dark hair on her upper lip so it looks like she has a little 'stache going on.
So what you're all saying is that we have to put up with another 7 years of assholery before we can call Willow an asshole? Why is pointing out her asshole hairdo unacceptable but we can freely snark on Courtney Stodden, the two younger Kardashian whores, Miley Cyrus (yes I know she's +18 now but she's been called out for being an asshole since she was 14) and so on?
ReplyDeleteWillow Smith is not reluctantly in the public eye. This girl wants media attention. I can admit that I was an asshole as a pre-teen and as a teen, and I can also say that this little girl is a huge asshole in training. She's got a highly developed bitchface for an 11 year old, check out her Wikipedia page photo. Dios mio!
Oh please. Willow is 11, but already fucking smug and full of herself. I love kids, but some kids are fucking assholes. She is definitely one. I don't give a crap if you don't like me calling her out on it.
ReplyDeleteFor those who I made laugh..... xox
@paris: No, she IS a fucking asshole, along with the rest of the clan.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think of is "Rock Me Amadeus" after seeing that photo of Willow.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA&ob=av2e
@Maja - Melissa was my favorite host in a loooong time, she was so great.
ReplyDelete@lutefisk - I thought of the Marie Antoinette movie, but the Amadeus video works, too!
@pomme,
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear they are ok, maybe it's the paps pissing them off .
Love Emma's pants. I always think Andrew has a small skinny head.
ReplyDeleteThe HIC gals look great.
Enty you should post that hideous picture of Casper Smart I sent you. It is horrid!! I actually like J-Lo's dress and hair. Her shoes I don't like with that dress. The outfit is a little to summery for this time of year.
I can't believe Beyonce had her kid before Hillary & Jessica (love her hair & she looks so happy) Her sister never looked that stoked when she was preggers.) So obvious Beyonce is a liar. Maybe the surrogate or whatever is that girl he had a continuous affair with in France/Europe. It was a blind reveal I think in July.
Kristen Bell's pants...ew.
LOVE Kate's dress. She is so pretty.
David Thewlis = who?
^^^David Thewlis = who?
ReplyDeleteACK! David Thewlis = PROFESSOR LUPIN!
I just want to point out that I didn't actually call Willow an asshole. I wrote that she *looked* like an asshole in that wig.
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