Monday, January 16, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

Martin Luther King Jr. gets the top spot.

Audrina Patridge and Corey Boham in Australia for his 30th birthday.
Nicole Kidman and Clive Owen canoodling at a press event.
Courtney Stodden jogs in heels with her "security."
Photo op over, she gives up the heels.
I think Halle Berry is using the same mobility scooter that Hugh Hefner used when he went to Disneyland.
Jenele Evans takes some time off from getting arrested to getting a makeover.
Still can't figure out who January Jones' baby looks like.
A depressed looking Katie Holmes, while
Tom Cruise enjoys a night out with Jamie Foxx.
Khloe Kardashian back in Los Angeles.


52 comments:

  1. oh fuck. her security is like 15.

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  2. I think January's baby looks like Guy Richie, random I know

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  3. Nicole looks great in that picture. I thought she was standing with Tom Hanks at first glance.

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  4. Katie's still wearing those shoes w/ leggings. Ugly.

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  5. Why does Courtney Stodden want to look like a Real Housewife when she's half their age?

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  6. I feel for Khloe.

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  7. YES!!! MLK. THANK YOU.

    whatever her personal drama aside, JJ's baby is truly a cutie.

    just when i thought the courtney girl couldn't possibly get anymore disturbing... =O

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  8. My colleagues and I couldn’t stop laughing at the photo’s of Courtney Stodden and her „security”. Sooo funny... I wonder who’s jacket the kid borrowed. It’s at least 3 sizes too big.. LOL

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  9. @ izz, actually I see it too.

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  10. Really Courtney? Really?

    Jamie, cut the pubes off your face!

    Oh Khloe. . . She's the one Kardashian I can actually stand. But I have no problem with a husband in a strip club if his wife knows about it. Dancing is dancing. If he did it before you were married, he probably will do it later. I think it's the embarassment that gets to most celeb wives. *shrugs* My hubby doesn't like strip clubs and neither of us are partiers. So. . . Couples just need to have an understanding.

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  11. Fuck me. Take off that shirt, Courtney. You're making us vegetarians look like assholes.

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  12. Thank you for remembering Dr.King

    Oh dear me, if thats what passes for "security" these days, I'd be mighty afraid for the celeb. However, since its only Courtney "Wannbe Somebody" Stoddens then I don't think there is much to fear.

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  13. No offense RQ, but that hooker's T-shirt gave me a big chuckle. So did your post. Hee.

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  14. And can someone explain to me the butt that keeps appearing as Nicole Kidman's top lip?

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  15. I can't believe she died her damned dog. Dogs know when they're being treated with respect and when they're not. I thought we were past the days of dogs being treated as accessories. :(

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  16. Izz, that's what I was jokingly thinking a few days ago when the pics first hit JustJared!! And when you see it, you can't unsee Guy Ritchie's babyface afterwards.

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  17. And I just noticed her t-shirt is from PETA. I seriously doubt they'd approve.

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  18. OK Enty.. It's time for an intervention for your addiction to useless wastes of space - no more Courtney Stodden pictures. She serves no purpose, has no talent or personality & gives me the creeps.

    For all our sanity - go a week without posting her picture. When you get your 1 week pin, then we'll go for a month. I'm sure we can cure this addiction & save the world - 1 skank at a time.

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  19. Lol Susan! Glad you got a laugh....all I got was an inward groan. Further, veggies don't typically advocate assholes dying their dogs pink. So much wtf.

    And is it just me, or does her "security" look like the fakest security ever. Looks like she put a friend in a too-big suit. And who is he supposedly communicating with via that earpiece. Hooker, please.

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  20. All babies look alike to me until they're around 2 years old...
    I know Halle broke her foot over the summer but I thought it healed...did she have surgery recently?
    Poor Katie will she never be set free ?

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  21. January's baby looks like Jason Sudeikis.

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  22. Audrina has nothing on the girl in the silly "MAKE HIM ADDICTED TO YOU" ad in the cleavage department.

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  23. Thanks for the laugh with the Courtney Stodden pics! For some reason, I actually enjoy seeing her and her idiot daddy/husband. Maybe because they're not actually making any money, unlike the horrific Kartrashians.

    I feel like the Tom Cruise/Jamie Foxx pic is some kind of reveal....

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  24. Anonymous1:45 PM

    I'm laughing at Courtney's security guy holding his hand up to his earpiece that we know doesn't exist. I want everyone to stop following her on Twitter so we can see how she'll act out for more attention, it's really quite amusing.

    As for Khloe, I don't feel bad for her or any reality show person. You're willing to air everything about yourself, scripted and fake or not, deal with the consequences.

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  25. I admire a 40yr old who can run in hooker heels. Well done Court.

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  26. I thought the exact same thing, Jax! And the ill-fitting suit.

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  27. January's baby has Bobby Flay's eyebrows.

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  28. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Courtney Stodden is the dumbest cunt I've ever seen. That "security detail" looks like a high school freshmen playing dress up in his daddy's suit. And who the hell runs in stripper heels. I hope she breaks her ankle for being so stupid.

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  29. I feel sad for the kid with the ill fitting suit

    wow, jamie foxx and tommy are the same height

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  30. that kid is totally Flay

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  31. There's too much wrong with the Stodden pictures to even start.

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  32. Look at those eyes and eyebrows...that baby is Vaughn's

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  33. I wonder if the Tommy/Jamie photo was before or after their love making.

    Isn't that the creepiest term in the world?

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  34. Anonymous2:46 PM

    ^Yep. Along with "they are lovers." Then make reference to their "members." Gross.

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  35. @ thejadedentrepreneur - after all your comments today, I have to ask, are you Les Suckno?

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  36. For those who are interested, here's a link to Dr. King's I have a Dream speech from 1963:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smEqnnklfYs

    Thank you MLK Jr., for all that you've done in the name of freedom and equality. You are remembered everyday, in some small way. As a social worker in training, I continue to be inspired to work with those marginalized by society because of your speech that I first heard as a little girl and never forgot.

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  37. Is anyone certain that January DIDN'T go the sperm donor route? Just curious

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  38. Remember the picture of Lizard and Peepaw the other day and there was another guy with them everyone thought looked like a young John Travolta? THAT is that guy. I also saw the video on Dlisted and he was arm in arm with him when they thought the camera was away. I think it's like Kate and her "security" guard.

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  39. @surfer: Les Suckno is very very vulgar. That creep can go away any time.

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  40. January's baby is fug.

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  41. @RocketQueen - Yes, and thank you for calling that twat out. I have to admit that just seeing this girl is painful. She does not dress for comfort, and I imagine that her boobs hurt because she usually squeezes them into some tiny shirt. Then there's the fake tan and horrid streaked hair...

    I need to apologize for anything I may have said last night during the Live Blog that offended anyone. I blame it on the beer, but the truth is, I'm a vulgar old hag.

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  42. No one is saying how homeless Jamie Foxx looks? Yeesh.

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  43. He is channeling the "Golden Voice" guy very heavily.

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  44. The kid with the earpiece is talking to the mother ship from planet Fame Whore.

    I wish January Jones' baby had a shock of red hair.

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  45. I agree with ignoring that Courtney Stodden thing.

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  46. Is Katie depressed because she wasn't included in Tom and Jamie's night out?

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  47. My Lord - with all your guesses, exactly how many men are in the baby daddy running?

    And I think the baby looks like his mom. With a dash of Jason Sudeikis.

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  48. Anonymous8:22 PM

    @surfer, I never reveal my secrets. But strange that people who come to a website to spread gossip and talk shit about people they've never met would be so easily offended...

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  49. That poor dog. He's got definite FML face, running with that moron.

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  50. I just found this in a position paper I wrote awhile back, with the subject matter of how we as American's can become a totally self-sufficent nation if we free'd the cannabis plant, across the board. I thought it was awesome. The quote is taken from Dr. King's Letter From A Birmingham Jail;

    "To quote the late, great Dr. Martin Luther King, “an unjust law is a human law that is not rooted in eternal law or natural law.” (King) And this blockage of cultivating the cannabis plant is by far, one of the most unnatural and unjust laws ever known to man.

    Godbless

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  51. Courtney Stodden a teen? Bitch, puh lease.

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