Peaches Geldof Is Pregnant

Proving that a shoplifting heroin addict can get pregnant, Peaches Geldof announced that she and her current boyfriend are expecting a baby. This is probably the worst idea she has had in the past three months. The shoplifting thing was more than three months ago, so yes, the worst idea in the past three months. Oh, and a dog at Christmas time was probably the second worst idea in the past three months. Well, maybe being pregnant will get her completely off the heroin. Scientology could not do it for her, but maybe being pregnant will. I am just wondering if there is a wager available in the UK as to whether the relationship lasts longer than the pregnancy. Right now I would say the chances are pretty good they will break up before the baby is born.