For some reason FHM decided to put Paris Hilton in their magazine. I have no idea why. She does not sell magazines and no guys I know think she is even mildly attractive. Any portion of the brain that may have thought she was attractive has been overwhelmed by everything that has come out of her mouth and the fact that well, she is Paris Hilton and has been with what seems literally everyone and by everyone I mean people you would want to disinfect before coming near, let alone having sex with. I literally just got shudders.
Anyway, as part of the torture FHM is inflicting they also interviewed Paris who blathered on about her business empire and how she has had over a billion dollars in sales in the past 6 years. Uh huh. In the interview she talks about how she was filming a reality show in the UK and went out a few times with Prince Harry and William a few times and that they were really nice.
She makes it sound like they agreed to meet up and go out or they picked her up or she dropped by their place. None of that is true. She ended up being at the same club as them once, I think, and maybe just maybe it was twice. They ignored her every second despite her trying her very hardest to make them notice her. Do you honestly think that if they had actually hung out with her that she would have failed to talk about it incessantly and posted photos to Twitter every five seconds. In her mind she went out with them. You know what? In my mind I had sex with Angelina Jolie the other day with Eva Mendes on the sidelines cheering me on. Does not make it actually true.
Even Royalty visit whorehouses.
ReplyDeleteYay! Paris has finally descended to the nadir of utter patheticness!
ReplyDeleteCan Kim Kardashian be far behind? I think not.
@Rita, oh SNAP!
ReplyDeleteOff topic, that's got to be the worst magazine cover design I've ever seen. That's bad.
She obviously provided favors to the editor. Why else would she be on the cover?
ReplyDeleteIf I recall correctly, Paris just happened to be at the same club as the princes and she stopped and said hello.
ReplyDeleteshe is so fucking pathetic...hahahaha
ReplyDeleteshe looks like shit in that picture. Time has not been kind to this woman.....ugliness working it's way out.
Harry can like her (he likes blond easy party girls and he's known as big players)
ReplyDeleteThat's not hot.
ReplyDeleteFHM must be really hard up for content. And by content, I mean women who can shove entire cigarette packs full of cocaine up their hoo-has during flights.
ReplyDeleteI think Paris knows she is at 14:59 on the fame clock.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing she won't do or say at this point to get some press.
Lol RQ. Hoo-ha has always been my term of choice.
ReplyDeleteWonder if the cover star they'd planned fell through for some reason, and they knew Paris would be available on very short notice.
ReplyDeleteParasite is so pathetic. Hopefully 2012 will be the end of her LOLOL.
ReplyDeleteHoo Ha is also my favored term along with LaLa. But that is one crapy design and nope Paris..You're not aging well dahling.
ReplyDeleteFirst let me just say that the cover is horrible. I mean, seriously, her legs look like lumber with stockings
ReplyDeleteSecond - Enty, I love you but the mental image you just put in my head it going to stay with me a long time, longer than a 6 pack at least.
Why is she popping back up? I thought she had finally disappeared for good.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ lumber with stockings!
ReplyDeleteShe reeks of desperation. Next stop, Kardashian Junction, please!
I'll accept Hoo Ha, but Doo Da is my preferred term.
ReplyDeleteThis is not a good photo, she does have fairly nice legs. I believe we are seeing her in the US again because she has fulfilled all her requirements after her bust in Las Vegas.
ReplyDeleteYou do not piss off Steve Wynn, her then boyfriend Cy Waits lost his very lucrative job with Wynn, and Paris was banned from all his properties. The judge told Paris if he heard of one whiff of trouble from her he would throw her ass in jail for the full year.
And, our jails have room.
For all her money, why do pictures of her always scream FAKE HAIR FAKE HAIR louder than a fighter jet landing on an aircraft carrier.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton is a pay-for-play high dollar prostitute. Her specialty is kinky fetishes and she's been spending a lot of time in the Middle East lately.
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay, Lol! Boys will be boys, even royalty has to learn the hard way how to differ good from bad stock;)
ReplyDeleteOh man I got bored reading about her before it even got to the William and Harry part.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like someone photoshopped her head onto someone elses body there, no neck?
ReplyDeleteloves her!
ReplyDeleteDel Riser, for some reason Wynn forgave her, and she was back partying at his club this New Year's. Wait, why the fuck do I know that? I've gotta spend less time on the internets...
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is going on? I thought you had a moratorium on mentioning that scab? Pay much?
ReplyDeleteSure...and Kate Middleton raids my closet and I'm married to John Frusciante (and he Worships me). Puh-leeaze
ReplyDeleteWell Wynn just recently got married so maybe he was feeling gracious. The court considers all her requirements met here. She has been in Vegas but not at Wynn or Encore, until New Year's Eve.
ReplyDeleteSouth Park nailed her correctly---Stupid Spoiled Whore.
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