I have to give some kudos to Kneepads this week because I am kind of fascinated with this dead body that was found on the grounds of the Sandringham castle that the royal family uses for holidays. A Latvian college student went missing in September and was found on the grounds of the castle by a dog walker while the royal family was in residence for the holidays. See, if this was a movie, then one of the royal family would be the murderer and the entire family would crash under the weight of the scandal. In my version, Prince Harry is also revealed as not being Charles' kid and enjoys Kate and Pippa on alternate Sundays.
I'm sick of Gawker (its negativity, its shrillness, etc.), but I laughed at their headline last week: QUEEN PROBABLY DIDN'T KILL THE PERSON WHOSE BODY WAS FOUND ON THE ROYAL ESTATE.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows Col. Mustard did it..Where's the mystery?
ReplyDeleteTheir security can't be that great if that body sat there for 3 months. You'd think the royals would have guards patrolling.
ReplyDeleteHow many acres...the place must be vast.
ReplyDeleteI like Enty's version. Hot Harry has never looked like Charles (although lately he does kinda look like Diana's brother). Always thought James Hewitt was his dad. And yeah, how'd that body stay there for 3 months without anyone noticing?
ReplyDelete@Mango Sandringham has 20,000 acres of land associated with it. I'm sure they have some security/park ranger types, but with 20,000 acres you can't patrol everywhere unless you feel you have cause to look for something.
ReplyDelete@Sherry:
ReplyDeleteNonononono... it was Camilla
LOL Enty and I agree with @Merlin@
ReplyDeletedefinitely Camilla. cause she wants Prince Phillip all for herself, and he was giving the poor girl the eye.
ReplyDeleteYes, I said Phillip.
Are the grounds closed/fenced off or can anyone wander onto them? If the latter, then damn...could be anyone.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure there is a community of 200+ that lives on the "estate."
ReplyDeleteso the killer could be a non-royal easily.
A large portion of the grounds are open to the public.
ReplyDeleteI'm really curious about what lead to this girls death and who did it, if it was a royal my bets on Prince Harry going ape shit after an all night coke binge dressed as an SS officer.
ReplyDelete^I'll bet more on Andrew, seeing how young the girl looks for 17!
ReplyDeleteA porn staring Prince Harry?!??!?!?!
ReplyDeleteOMG, sooo not leaving the house today, yowza!
Thanks Enty
Jasmine: Don't make us hose you down girl!
ReplyDeleteLOL Sherry!!!
ReplyDeleteBlame Enty.
The body was found 6 miles from where the royal family was staying, in a part of the grounds that are public. The grounds are over 30 square miles. Ft Lauderdale Fl is 36 square miles, considered a medium sized city.
ReplyDeleteRita!!!! Tisk, tisk...but Touche'
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten all about andrew and his connection to that pedophile pimp. What was his name again? the creepy looking american man w/ a jewish last name. OMG this is going to drive me NUTS and I'm trying to crack my Macroeconomics textbook. UGH
I think Harry looks a lot like Prince Philip, and also like Diana's brother. I think the chances of him not being Charles' are minuscule.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I got dragged into a tour of Sandringham some years ago. Unless things have changed drastically, I doubt it would be hard to get into the fringes of the estate.
ReplyDeleteBarton, I loved that headline too!
ReplyDeleteJasmine, darling maybe I missed something but mama don't remember nothing about gorgeous Prince Ginge inflagrante delicato. Not that I do not see the allure, mind you! Oh BABY! Hee hee. Guess I shouldn't post late @ nite whilst drinking wine.
ReplyDeleteSherry- I didnt get half of what you just said but I grinned the whole time reading it and when I got the end bit about you blogging while drunk off wine late at night I downright laughed out loud!
ReplyDeletehahahaha, you're fabulous