Apparently Nicole Richie has never put her own makeup on herself ever in her entire life. She also has never farted and never snores and her children were immaculately conceived. Nicole told InStyle she does not even own any makeup and then said she only has under eye concealer, mascara, and an eyelash curler. Umm, isn't that makeup? Sounds like it. I bet you she also has some lip gloss and lipstick. Nicole also says that whenever she wears makeup she has to hire someone to put it on her and she has never done it. So, apparently she went through her entire teen years never putting it on? I hate when celebrities make idiotic statements like this. Obviously if she owns that makeup she did not own then she is putting makeup on. Nicole says she does not even know how to put makeup on. Are there plenty of women out in the world who do not wear makeup and probably do not know how to put it on? Absolutely. Is Nicole one of them. Not a chance.
Oh bitch - please.
ReplyDelete"Not a FUCKING chance" is more like it.
ReplyDeleteI think Nicole is trying to get into Goop land.
ReplyDeleteIs she high again?
ReplyDeleteSuch an unlikeable twat.
ReplyDeleteFor a while after she married and was preggers I felt like she was redeeming herself and on the road to doing something productive...but it seems I thought that because she was keeping her mouth closed to avoid the escape of idiotic staements like this...and further...who gives a fig? Do you realize how stuck on yourself you have to be to think someone cares about your makeup habits?
ReplyDeleteLoL @Susan. I couldn't have said it better myself.
ReplyDeleteShe is loathesome.
ReplyDeleteSo when she was on that shitty show with Paris she had makeup people to do *that* to her every day? Was it a blind fifth grader??
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chopchop, Maybe it was Bobby Trendy.
ReplyDeleteWho cares whether she wears makeup or not? Why would she make such a statement when it's obvious to anyone she's lying? Does she think people will think more of her if she doesn't wear makeup? Again, who cares? She truly is sounding like more and more of a ninny these days. I used to think she wasn't so bad, but then I remember that Paris Hilton was once her best friend. Between her, Reese and Rooney, there's been a lot of diarrhea flowing this week.
ReplyDelete@chopchop: That's exactly what I thought, too. She sometimes looked like Bozo, the Clown on that show. That wasn't the work of a makeup artist.
ReplyDeleteI never understood when people suddenly started to like that asshole. She always seemed to outshine Paris in vileness and anti-social behavior on 'The Simple Life' and that's saying something. The girl knew no boundaries and to me she even showed sociopathic tendencies. If I was Lionel Ritchie, I so would have disowned her ass.
I don't get this at all. Why the hell would she say this? Just look at her on that show with Paris, as Mina and chopchop pointed out. She acted and looked like an assclown just on that alone. She's so much like Paris, even though she acts like she's so much better than her. Ditto what SusanB said.
ReplyDeleteWhy would she even say such a thing in the first place? It's not as is wearing makeup is a bad thing, or not knowing how to do your own gets you Purity Brownie Points, and when it's pitifully obvious to even Stevie Wonder that you (a) wear the stuff, (b) apply it yourself, and (c) do a really piss-poor job of it, it only proves that you're a liar, and about something totally insignificant to boot.
ReplyDeleteGirl, don't be pissing on our heads and trying to tell us it's raining, OK?
@gracehatter: i agree with what you said, some people like to say that so people will think they have natural beauty
ReplyDeleteI remember on the simple life she was late to work bc she was putting on her makeup..... And they showed her putting on her makeup!
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhhhh Unknown I was just going to ask that, there has to be footage of her putting make-up on, but then in her world that doesn't count cause it wasn't Real Life...:D
ReplyDeleteLet's see...she can't put on makeup, design clothes, our eat. Why is she talking?
ReplyDeleteFrom the few shows I watched, it seemed like Nicole was the "brains" behind the outfit. Paris wasn't smart enough to think up evil shenanigans. But, Paris was such a twit that she still made Nicole look good. After she married and had kids I too liked her a little more, but it seems to me she's still the mean girl and probably always will be.
ReplyDeleteI never understand why people lie about stuff like this. I'm not open about my age but I don't lie about it.
ReplyDeleteI worked with a woman who has naturally curly hair. She had it cut into a short bob and it's always straight. She claims it now grows that way. That's right, it's not the work of a straightener, her hair went from curly to straight and glossy with no frizz. Because that happens. Why lie? She also lies about her age and wear clothes two sizes to small (because why wear a 6 when you can zip up a 2?).
It's such insecurity to make yourself appear better than everyone else.
She probably goes to sleep in her makeup so whatever.
ReplyDeletei don't get the brag appeal of 'not wearing make-up'. if you are over 30, you need a bit of help, even if it's concealer, mascara & bit of blush. That 'au-naturelle' look requires a bit of goop.
ReplyDeleteI work with a vile cow that always brags how she "never leaves the house without her nails-which are TALONS, not nails, those acrylic messes that curl under they're so long, with airbrushed palm trees & jewels on every nail, yet she doesn't put on stitch of make-up. She's 52, smokes & drinks coffee all day. "Dewy' is not how I would describe her skin. Bitch, please. Scrap the trailer park nails & buy some spackle.
I know, "How do you really feel?" lol
yeah, and that's her original nose and she doesn't wear hair extensions. Liar.
ReplyDeletemygeorgie, I feel your pain. I work with a supervisor who sports long thick acrylic nails with purple sparkles embedded in the acrylic. How does she expect people to take her seriously with purple sparkle spackled nails? And, she's no spring chicken, either!
ReplyDeleteshe lies. remember her old look? she did her make-up then.
ReplyDeleteknow one's fooled nicky, nor cares.
Maybe Paris did her makeup back then.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why she always looks so hideous when she's not at an "event".
ReplyDeleteBitch, Please we all can see that's a LIE.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of a girl I use to work with, that had orange skin, made her brown eyes blue with contacts, had extentions and died her hair with a red undertone. FAKEY MCFAKERSON would then say she was a (cough) natural beauty(cough). YEAH RIGHT.
What? How stupid does she think we are?
ReplyDeleteWas that comment supposed to endear her to the regular folk?
ReplyDeleteOh crap. shut up.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, lots of hate for this one, eh. I don't think much about her other than we share the same birthday. I'm thinking she probably means eye liner and shadow. She clearly says she has concealer and mascara. She just left out powder & lip stuff.
ReplyDeleteSusan B beat me to it: Bitch please.
ReplyDeleteI remember her playing with/applying makeup in the Simple Life.
Useless, nasty twat.
*major eyeroll* Girlfriend's gotta get over herself. I guess some people really can't change.
ReplyDeleteRelated to her, did anyone see Lainey's post today about Her Majesty meangirling her??
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22294/Judged-by-Nicole-Richie-meangirl-in-the-hall
All I gotta say is, most times when people do & say stupid sh*t like this & put themselves up high & others down = INSECURITY.
This is quite a coincidence, yesterday I was listening to a years old recording of Loveline where she was a guest and she talked about sitting on the bathroom floor applying make up - like that was where she always applies her make up. The more I hear outta her the more I dislike her. What a fucking ridiculous lie to tell.
ReplyDeleteOh and SCat07 I read that article earlier, really put me off her! If that was me I would wipe her out in the damn hallway with my shoulder, fuck being intimidated like that.
ReplyDeleteIf it's even close to true, what a travesty! The damage I could do at Sephora with money like that! *sigh*
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