Friday, January 27, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH handsome Oscar-winning actor has been caught in the middle of a children’s charity crisis? Turns out the big star – who has no kids – was scheduled to appear at the charity’s function by the ambitious wife of his production partner. Now the A-lister has to decide whether to back out and disappoint the kiddies in need – or cancel a vacation he planned with his hot new girlfriend.


20 comments:

  1. I presume they mean George Clooney

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  2. Come on George, you have all the time in the world to wrestle on a beach...

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  3. this didn't need to even be blind. way obvious.

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  4. Anonymous9:57 AM

    When you're crazy rich, what kind of cancelling fees do you care about? And when you fly business or first class, the airline will normally cover the cost of changing dates, etc. This is kind of a stupid decision that needs to be taken. If it's true.

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  5. Is George a production partner - what have they produced together? Unless they are using the word loosely,,,but I'm sure they meant to indicate George.

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  6. ^ he owns a production company with Grant Heslov. who is married.

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  7. Unless he's filming, isn't George always on vacation? Go to the function, big guy. The kids need you.

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  8. George, when you live in a villa on Lake Cuomo, LIFE is a fucking vacation.

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  9. Bnl - I think you've got it! There's a photo of him and his wife at a Children Mending Hearts function.

    Ha! So maybe this blind isn't fake but worded so we all jump to AJ?!

    He really should go if it's the above charity - it's all about arts after-school programs.

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  10. Postpone the vacay, Georgie Boy.

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  11. It's my fault. I finally gave in and told George he could sweep me away to an exotic vacation, and now he's conflicted!

    Hee hee hee ...

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  12. Def George and Children Mending Hearts. Lysa Heslov.

    Although, I would give him an out if he already had this vacation planned and she just sort of presumed he would be available.

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  13. Charity, George - and thank your maker they care that you show up.

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  14. @Mango - I pissed my pants laffin so hard at your comment ... so true.

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  16. Hmmm...bad press from not doing a charity for children or being "punished" by girlfriend for not taking her on vacation.

    For Clooney; rumor has it; that might be a win-win especially if the punishment includes pain.

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