Monday, January 16, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!

28 comments:

  1. duhhh. Janet. Miss Jackson if you're nasty.

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  2. Clearly this is supposed to be Janet Jackson. However, I have a hard time believing the only reason she plumped up was for a marketing opportunity. Sounds like something her PR people would say.

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  3. Please. Though promoting Nutri System helps her be back in the spotlight, Janet has ballooned up many times over the years.

    It scares me- so bad for her heart.

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  4. I was thinking Mariah Carey. Hate those Jenny ads - they show nothing.

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  5. I don't think Janet is an entertainer any more. She's a professional weight adjuster, who happens to sing and arm dance pretty well. She came from a famous family, and due to her odd upbringing, she has this amazing ability to adjust her weight.

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  6. Totally JJ!!
    She annoys me in the commercial...she talks so quiet..it's like just speak up...you don't have to "ACT like that"!
    Does it annoys anyone but me? lol

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  7. I was thinking Marie Osmond. I know she has been doing Nutra for a while...but that is the first name that popped in my mind.
    I like the Janet guess, but isn't she always going to be in the spotlight on name alone?

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  8. Ditto on the Janet guesses. Those commercials are awful, too- her voice is creepy and she needs to stop with the plastic surgery... she's beginning to resemble Michael, and we all know how he ended up...

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  9. Anonymous9:54 AM

    The item also says actress - no way Mariah or Marie (her run is about over now anyway and has maintained a career in specific circles) and before anyone suggests JHud, she is just a yo not a yo-yo. JJ all the way.

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  10. Thought I was being clever by guessing Janet Jackson. Obviously I am still a rookie at this game.

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  11. Janet was in Good Times, wasn't she? (w/ JJ Walker...those were the days!)

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  12. Janet was in Poetic Justice with Tupac.

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  13. Anonymous10:15 AM

    This is Janet Jackson.

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  14. She was also in one of those Tyler Perry movies wasn't she? Something like "Why Did I Get Married" or whatever it was. Janet is my guess too.

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  15. Janet was also on Different Strokes, I believe as Willis' girlfriend. You're all correct, those commercials with her creepy MJ voice freak me out.

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  16. She was in Fame too for a while wasn't she? I hate those ads as well because they don't show any "before" photos of her. I'm sure she has very tight control over what those ads look like. I noticed at her brother's funeral that she looked bigger than I had ever seen her, definitely not the same body she rocked in the love will never do without you video.

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  17. the chick from star wars.

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  18. Definitely JJ. If anyone's seen Carrie Fisher's standup, you'd know she didn't gain the weight on purpose.

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  19. What about Jessica Simpson? There is already buzz about her being the spokesperson and she hasn't even given birth or signed up yet(that I know about) and her weight has fluctuated a whole lot over the years....

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  20. I think it is Holly, Hugh's ex. She got quite a bely for a while but now it's gone and she has commercials everywhere, print & TV,

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  21. I thought I was the only one who hated JJ's voice. I have to mute the TV when she comes on.

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  22. What about Kirstie Alley?

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  23. Has to be Janet. She was also in Nutty Professor let's not forget.

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  24. I thought I was the only one who finds the voice affect that Janet Jackson uses in her weight-loss commercial to be extremely annoying!

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